#( fucking love it when he just bluescreens in that stubborn head of his for a good several minutes trying to figure out why - )

[gazelessmenagerie]

are there any pet names/phrases that really get to Broly? ...I mean besides "good boy"? 👀

Sinday Shenanigans

..Count yourself Lucky to all meaning and weight of that word that he wasn’t in earshot of that, otherwise there’d be a new paint job decorating the wall in a really, Really, thin red paste.

// As it stands during this moment, that has been the only phrase guaranteed to earn a certain physical and very lowkey emotional reaction. He’s.. a strange mix of both tender phrases and dirty as all hell phrases.. mostly reliant on the mood I suppose but there’s not any petnames/phrases that jump out at me right now that get him hot and bothered.. BUUUT that’s not to say that simply telling him how one killed a beast/god/enemy wouldn’t get to him in some way... mainly getting horny as fuck and he will make it known bc he’s horrible like that. Other than that he’s pretty fuckin’ seclusive as all hell and doesn’t have much incentive to go look for potential mates/have one night stand-off’s. So sadly.. that avenue has not been explored much bc lmfao he cannot make anything easy. Doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be explored but take it at your own risk cause he is a hard nut to crack.

// In terms of pet names, well, those were coined specifically by the person (in each respective verse) as ‘ Oaf ‘ and ‘ Monke ’. AND then there’s the one phrase that pretty much says one wants to fuck right there and right now; ‘ Tail. ’ don’t ask how that started.

#Anonymous #|| Tag: Answered #|| Suggestive #( i mean most of it really is verse dependent but there wasn't any specifications barring that. ) #( i dont think there was much there sadly?? /good boy/ was just a real goddamn gut puncher tbh afnlgj ) #( came straight outta nowhere and just???????????? yeah. ) #( so you're getting every little bit of info i can recall rn bc.........its not much tbh. anflsjg ) #( i feel like most of these new developments are actually him just fucking having a realization that he likes being called this/that ) #( and just goes from there. ) #( like finding out a gd kink you never knew you had until you're staring at yourself with question. ) #( some things grow on him. aka being called an oaf after he terrorized people for like the 3rd time that day. ) #( others just happened and he just tolerates it only bc its that one person who can say it and no one else. ) #( fucking love it when he just bluescreens in that stubborn head of his for a good several minutes trying to figure out why - ) #( tf does he like hearing this phrase? ...........Say it again. ) #( idk he's a fucking mess and thats pretty much gonna be a thing in all aspects in some way to him. ) #( although if anyone can gut punch him again with phrases he never knew he liked. be my goddamn guest. )

[mychlapci]

Megatitties! Apologies for the 2nd post sent recently cause i wanna add onto the other anon who spoke about the megaboobs.

Megatron would definitely feed his bitlets whenever they demanded it, 100% spoiling them because they’re so demanding and he’s proud of their angry, half-babbled glyphs repeated until their carrier finally scoops them up, opens his chest-plates and let them greedily drink from his nozzles, giving the odd growl when they didnt share with their eachother. Him being oddly soft when one of the sparklings falls asleep, still sleepily trying to hoard a nozzle for itself, that he ends up sitting on his throne, going over some datawork with sleeping bitlets cuddling against his titties <3

Maybe it gets out to the autobots that Megatron has bitties, and now theres faction wide interrogation, clearly led by prowl and Maybe Optimus, because why do 4/5 of the bitties have blue optics. Unless Megatron carries that gene (he 100% doesnt since 1 little bitty has red optics) the sire is an autobot. Prowl has his suspicions and intel-reports show that these tiny bitlets share a decent amount of red..

Nobody admits it, nobody wants to admit it. But when a intel-report comes in saying Megatron is sparked again, all hell breaks loose in the middle of a battlefield. Nobody can do anything to stop prowl as he storms over to Optimus and DEMANDS an explanation. The Decepticons have definitely made bets on who would be bold enough to fuck their leader until he was sparked up, Who would put their spike anywhere near their crazy, stubborn, psychotic leader’s valve? And who would do it TWICE? But now they’re all making bets on how many times both leaders have gone at it away from the battlefield, or even on the battlefield depending on the horny meter. And making bets on when Prowl is gonna crash / bluescreen.

- Chase anon <3

Also, whats your opinion on Megaratch and Megop? I definitely favourite Megaratch but rambling about the two leaders, because technically they can say them fucking isnt treason since they make the rules, is needed.

oh god, Megatron's angry little bitlets rocking red plating and blue optics, which isn't something that the autobots find out until someone who was in Megatron's capture escapes and explains to the high command that one of their comrades, not pointing any fingers, seemed to have put their dick inside Megatron and created these oddly adorable abominations. The decepticons clearly realize that their leader's sparklings were co-created by an autobot, but none of them are going to say anything about it, what are you, nuts? The only one who says anything is Starscream, and he got his ass kicked by Megatron the moment the words “autobot spike” left his mouth. So everyone is just silently placing bets, but they're pretty sure it's gotta be Optimus. They theorized Prowl for a while, but the guy just isn't red enough. 

Prowl literally realizing it must be Optimus the first time he sees the sparklings on a recording Jazz brought back from a spy mission, but he tries to not jump to conclusions. Until rumour comes around that Megatron is sparkled again. This means that sometime during their last big battle, Optimus and Megatron must have strayed into the shadows and their dear, beloved, righteous leader shoved his spike into Megatron, out of all bots, and made him mewl over and over again until his gestation tank was so full his frame had no choice but to start making another batch of bitlets. The first batch is still getting breastfed, Optimus, what the fuck - Prowl, probably, in a fit of rage, not really aware what he's even saying anymore.

also btw Chase anon… why must your brain be so big. i am now forced to admit that megaratch is actually my guilty pleasure ship. I love megop dearly with my life, theyre my toxic old man yaoi, but… shit, you hit the nail on the head. Can I just indulge and say... Prowl screaming at Optimus, demanding to know what was he thinking, and Optimus is thoroughly confused until Prowl just straight up asks him if he'd fucked Megatron. Everyone's so angry that their bets fell through when Optimus swears he didn't. Well... then who did the blue optics and red paint come from?

#valveplug #pregnancy mention