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godlyheathens · 1 year

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2023 books ☁️

january:

1. arlindo — 5 ⭐️

2. não olhe para mim — 4 ⭐️

3. tiger honor — 4 ⭐️

4. red, white and whole — 5 ⭐️ + ♥️

5. a brush with love — 2,5 ⭐️

6. violet made of thorns — 2,5 ⭐️

7. the dead romantics — 3 ⭐️

8. self-made boys — 4 ⭐️

9. mr. perfect on paper — 3 ⭐️

10. unseelie — 4 ⭐️

11. unfamiliar — 3,5 ⭐️

12. destiny's surrender — 4 ⭐️

13. destiny's captive — 3,5 ⭐️

14. the worst woman in london — 4 ⭐️

15. forbidden — 3 ⭐️

february:

1. taco bout love — 3 ⭐️

2. the fraud squad — 2,5 ⭐️

3. highly suspicious and unfairly cute — 4,5 ⭐️

4. songs of vice — 3 ⭐️

5. for her consideration — 3,5 ⭐️

6. to catch an heiress — 2 ⭐️

7. better than fiction — 3,5 ⭐️

8. a thousand hearbeats — 1,5 ⭐️

9. hard feelings — 2 ⭐️

10. exes and o's — 3,5 ⭐️

11. wait for it — 4 ⭐️

12. the border keeper — 3 ⭐️

13. breathless — 2,5 ⭐️

14. mooncakes — 4 ⭐️

15. tempest — 3,5

16. wild rain — 3,5 ⭐️

17. roda gigante — 3,5 ⭐️

march:

1. full exposure — 2,5 ⭐️

2. bitter medicine — 3,5 ⭐️

3. the bodyguard — 4 ⭐️

4. the lost apothecary — 3,5 ⭐️

5. the midnight lie — 3,5 ⭐️

6. i love you so mochi — 3,5

7. how to win a breakup — 4,5 ⭐️

8. never kiss your roommate — 2,5 ⭐️

9. the care and feeding of waspish widows — 3 ⭐️

10. to catch a raven — 3,5 ⭐️

11. perfect on paper — 4 ⭐️

12. a closed and commom orbit — 4 ⭐️

13. la différence invisible — 4 ⭐️

april:

1. azedo — 2,5 ⭐️

2. something spectacular — 3 ⭐️

3. to sir, with love — 3 ⭐️

4. dracula — 3 ⭐️

5. the gossip games — 2,5 ⭐️

6. flowerheart — 3 ⭐️

7. a prayer from the crown‐shy — 4 ⭐️

8. assassin's apprentice — 4 ⭐️

9. the fine print — 2 ⭐️

10. take a hint, dani brown — 3 ⭐️

11. stars collide — 4 ⭐️

12. untethered sky — 4 ⭐️

13. dreams bigger than heartbreak — 4 ⭐️

14. happy place — 3 ⭐️

15. promises stronger than darkness — 4 ⭐️

16. heartless prince — 4 ⭐️

may:

1. playing for keeps — 3,5 ⭐️

2. breakup, makeup — 4 ⭐️

3. the problem with perfect — 3 ⭐️

4. nick & charlie — 3,5 ⭐️

5. you dont have a shot — 4 ⭐️

6. chlorine — 3 ⭐️

7. yellowface — 4 ⭐️

8. her good side — 3,5 ⭐️

9. garotas (im)perfeitas — 3,5 ⭐️

10. jana goes wild — 3 ⭐️

11. single dads club — 3 ⭐️

12. livre pra recomeçar — 3 ⭐️

13. one to watch — 3 ⭐️

14. the matchmaker — 4 ⭐️

15. chasing pacquiao — 2 ⭐️

16. jasmine and jake rock the boat — 4 ⭐️

17. the last tale of the flower bride — 2,5 ⭐️

18. delicates — 4 ⭐️

june

1.heartstaker — 3,5 ⭐️

2. todas as nossas meias-noites — 2,5 ⭐️

3. até o último floco de neve — 4 ⭐️

4. the love theorem — 2,5 ⭐️

5. o auto da maga josefa — 3,5 ⭐️

6. finders keepers — 2,5 ⭐️

7. the songs you've never heard — 3 ⭐️

8. legends and lattes — 4 ⭐️

9. no cooldown for love — 2,5 ⭐️

10. pageboy — 5 ⭐️

11. querida penelope — 4 ⭐️

12. playing for keeps — 3 ⭐️

13. you've been served — 3 ⭐️

14. timekeeper — 3,5 ⭐️

15. payback's a witch — 4 ⭐️

16. the girls ive been — 4 ⭐️

17. o nome dela é sophia — 3 ⭐️

18. como se fosse fanfic — 2,5 ⭐️

19. late to the party — 4 ⭐️

20. lose you to find me — 3 ⭐️

21. riley weaver needs a date to the gaybutante ball — 3 ⭐️

22. just as you are — 3,5 ⭐️

23. venom & vow — 3 ⭐️

24. chef's kiss — 3,5 ⭐️

july

northanger abbey — 4 ⭐️

kismat connection — 3 ⭐️

the only purple house in town — 2,5 ⭐️

os padrinhos — 3 ⭐️

mariposa vermelha — 4,5 ⭐️

scandalized — 1 ⭐️

love at first site — 4 ⭐️

princess princess — 4 ⭐️

chef's choice — 4 ⭐️

the invisible library — 2 ⭐️

the ex talk — 3,5 ⭐️

bear with me now — 2 ⭐️

lights — 4,5 ⭐️

boas maneiras — 3 ⭐️

confetti realms — 2 ⭐️

agust

a hollywood ending — 3 ⭐️

role playing — 4 ⭐️

to have and to heist — 3,5 ⭐️

curves for day — 2,5 ⭐️

this winter — 4 ⭐️

a master of djinn — 4,5 ⭐️

café majestic — 3,5 ⭐️

sign of the slayer — 3,5 ⭐️

brynn and sebastian hate each other — 2 ⭐️

cuckoos three — 4 ⭐️

september

the unmaking of them — 3,5 ⭐️

the second chance hotel — 3,5 ⭐️

sister of the bride — 4 ⭐️

her radiant curse — 4 ⭐️

witch king — 3 ⭐️

hell followed with us — 4 ⭐️

others were emeralds — 4 ⭐️

little thieves — 4 ⭐️

the spirit bares its teeth — 4,5 ⭐️

some kind of blunderful — 3 ⭐️

lies and other love languages — 2 ⭐️

glitch — 3,5 ⭐️

the sun and the star — 4 ⭐️

cleat cute — 4 ⭐️

of dreams and destiny — 3 ⭐️

the borrow a boyfriend club — 4 ⭐️

they hate each other — 4 ⭐️

forged by blood — 2 ⭐️

percy jackson and the chalice of the gods — 4 ⭐️

operação paddock — 4 ⭐️

#mirella says #text #2023 books #books 2023 #booklr #bookblr #booktumblr #january #somente para organizar 😘😘

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istherewifiinhell · 2 years

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reading progress: chapter 97 havent touched it in a week but had nothing to do so.

highlights: (now with chapters!)

81 Weird gay thing increasing

KDJ wife moments (uriel seems to have thoughts about this)

82 CARRYING HIM

Ohhh were we maybe judging people for things they havent even done yet kdj?

oh i see. dokhyuk and hsy is there

AH Yoo Sangah sexy black power suit

83 KDJ for real man you are the reason a bunch of these people are alive

yoo sangah: did u fuck the protagonist big strong dude

84 Cant kill her cause YJH will be unhappy

85 mr wolf lion to the rescue (86) -> "what the hell is this"

Dokhyuk mental pep talk.... (88) and dressing down

ah. i also forgot about bookmark power

KDJ will do some sequence breaking hacks before doing any self reflection (affectionate)

89 why are u as a man receiving enlightenment from another man

kdj stopped dissociating for 1 second and reached like 200 percent power

90 seeing all these people die sure is sad. should i connect to yjh on a personal level about it?

91 fucking kangaroo court

swk and secret plotter are the only bitches i respect

(side thought i had: could dracula be a constellation?)

92 dont try and scam the scammer lol

constellation who likes to change gender you say?

93 MATCHING COATS?!

Uriel is a shipper huh...

MY POOR SOLDIER IS WAITING

94 Lee Gilyoung what the fuck

95 i love it when women threaten each other

96 "am i as bad as thanos or the joker" okay hey what the fuck

how many lives are you gonna save for YJH

KDJ is the sponser now...

97 secret plotter (throwing spaghetti at the wall) author??

Rotating in my mind: did i do "Kim Dokja, guy with problems" already? cause oh my god. dude u have problems. like. extremely relatable but taken to their most extreme problems. problems that make me reading at work zoning out feel too meta for cheering him on. extremely love people pointing out to him the whole. that he doesnt have perfect knowledge and even if he did that doesnt mean he actually controls anything. god. putting him in a petri dish. just. oh man. so moral relativism but honestly always doing like. 150 percent. im gonna say, basically as good as a guy as can be expect and then some. but. like okay. views the world as a story. obvs. is often surprised at the actions of others cause he forgets others capacity for deliberate move making. yes. is very attuned to reading people (heh) but like. words. where does all that canniness go... god. ill go in circles but. fascinating

#some shit #orv blogging #for the love of god i hope im not mixing up all the acronyms

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leoprosy · 2 years

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Monster High Live Action THOTS

welcome to thots :)

im ur host leonidas thotticus and today we are talking Monster High: The Movie (2022) with some spoilers ! it is all OPINION and only on the viewing of the movie versus my own MH opinions. Mostly on character portrayal and designs! and i had fun writing this lol

tbhh honestly i am not a good critic because a movie that entertains me is a good movie.

I think the best viewing experience is thinking of it as separate from the original because they aren't the same, and comparing them is kind of pointless, and i'll try to not do that but it is hard.

I'm only giving opinions here cause I haven't done any research besides like scrolling the tag on tumblr lol.

My fave was Frankie, obviously. Nonbinary, neurodivergent representation!! I felt very seen, and represented!! I wish i was that cool in high school! They're full of knowledge, don't really know social rules (and even comment on the fact that there seems to be this rule book that everyone but them has read) and man MOOD. I love their outfits, they are the right amount of ugly that i personally love to sport and yeah <3 big love for Frankie.

Draculaura made me kinda :/ initially because she's kinda a bitch at the beginning. but! she isnt meant to be G1 Draculaura! I wish she was kinder but she comes around. I really related to having parents that have insane expectations of you (the whole 'a 92% is failing' thing was like. wow mood.) and not wanting to let them down so you aren't your full self around them? heart breaking. love u draculaura. also loved that Dracula was a little pink lol.

Clawdeen was alright. Her actress was very um.... Disney in the 2000s acting wise. But like it wasn't bad! I think the half human half werewolf thing has the potential to be cool but they were really fast to be like 'hey we actually are cool with humans!' and outed Clawdeen which is weird like? i feel like the other students weren't just gonna be accepting immediately. Like, idk way to put a target on her. Her outfits were definitely not the most fashionable but i did like some of them! Also the ears were really cool :3 she also has a pretty singing voice ngl she killed it

Cleo was boring. i miss her being a mean girl who also supported her ghouls and loved them. like. she only comes around cause Clawdeen saved her? also dont understand Deuce's reasons for leaving her? were they bullies together and he didn't want to be anymore? i think that's what i got from that? wack.

Ghoulia also wasn't given very much screentime, and they took away the whole zombie genius thing!! which sucks cause i really liked that she was so smart even though people couldn't understand her all the time. But!! Cleo and the ghouls could and always trusted her!! she was such a side character in this movie. I get that maybe they didnt have the budget for the other characters to have bigger storylines or whatever and thats cool. I hope they do more with everyone in the animated show, cause it seems like it follows the same lore as the movie thus far.

Deuce actually still very swaggy even though he looks like Jughead. I miss his sunglasses cause how tf do normal glasses protect people !?!?! maybe they explained it and i missed it

Heath :( my poor flamey boy. :( the cgi was so bad. and he barely did anything. but again, not enough budget and time whatever. pls more heath in the show <3

I loved Bloodgood but her jacket was like. so cheap looking. the lining stuff on the collar was so weird? like they didn't completely cover it? and the buttons were weird? idk it didnt vibe with me.

Mr. Komos did look like Jackson and then wound up being Hyde's son which is cool! fun twist! easy to see coming but still interesting i think. His full monster design was kinda funny though. like not super scary. the power to take other monster's powers?? pretty sick ngl.

Some of the outfits were boring, some of them were alright and fun even! Frankie's were my favorite obvs. I think they gave Draculaura a darker aesthetic which is cool and witchy but i also hope they bring back some of the more like dainty victorian looks to kinda idk? balance it? clash a little in a good way? they were more modern designs for sure and i get that, and that it wasn't ever going to be as alternative and gothic as the original and thats okay! i think they could've done more but hey. budget i guess.

OVERALL

it was as cheesy and goofy and plot-hole ridden as any other MH movie I've seen. Was it a Cinematic Masterpiece? No. Was it pretty okay? yeah! fun, silly, definitely a kids movie I would've enjoyed as a kid. I'd say if you're gonna watch it- pirate it! and maybe don't go in thinking you're gonna hate it cause then i mean, yeah you're gonna hate it. it isnt G1, don't expect it to be.

thank u for coming to my thots, i might do this more often because its fun :) there are lots of movies i've never seen that everyone ever has seen so maybe? i'll do that! idk like and subcscribes

#leo thots #leonidas thotticus #monster high live action #monster high spoilers

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draculagetspegged · 3 years

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literally if trevor dies/sacrifices himself at the end of the series and (based on the fact there are rumors of another castlevania series coming) leaves sypha a widowed mother

#the poster makes me ANK-SHUZ #'mr dracula i dont feel so good'#castlevania #trevor belmont #trevor #my posts

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serialsemantics · 6 years

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mr dracula i don't feel so good

godbrand

#castlevania #netflix #castlevania season 2 #godbrand #dracula #alucard #trevor belmont #mr stark i dont feel so good #castlevania spoilers #OKAY OKAY SO i just walked into the living room and my mom was watching castlevania and i saw that scene and said this #so idk JACK about season 2 yet but Im Also A Comedy Genius #anime #animation #tv #mine

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stardewvalley-headcanons · 3 years

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Stardew Valley playlists

Sam

• Green Day - 21st Century Breakdown

• Post Malone - Circles

• Ozzy Osbourne - Ordinary Man

• Goo Goo Dolls - Iris

• Queen - You're My Best Friend

• Billy Joel - We Didn't Start The Fire

• Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day

• 2Pac - How Do You Want It

• Mighty Mighty Bosstones - Knock On Wood

• Falling in Reverse - Losing My Mind

• Golden Children - Paper Bag Interlude

I feel like Sam would have the most diverse Music. He would mostly listen to alternative music. And he would listen to older stuff from the 80s and 90s. Like 90s hip hop, or 80s rock.

Harvy

• Weezer - Buddy Holly

• Luminaries - Ophelia

• Plain White Ts - 1234

• Owl City - Hot Air Ballon

• Queen - Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy

• Vance Joy - Mess Is Mine

• Phillips Phillips - Home

Harvy is a basic man. I imagine him liking folk music and things that just calm him down. (I'm sorry if its not accurate. I dont really like harvy all that much but I still wanted to put him in here because I know some people like him. Please tell me what I can fix)

Sebastian

• Palaye Royale - Mr. Doctor Man

• Savage Ga$p - Pumpkins Scream In the Dead Of The Night

• Hale Storm - Freak Like Me

• Rob Zombie - Dracula

• Fredie Dredd - Weather

• Green Day - Holiday/Boulevard Of Broken Dreams

• Falling in Reverse Losing My Life

• Solence - Black Out

• Five Finger Death Punch - A Little Bit Off

• Kamelot - Liar Liar

Sebastian gets most of his music tast from Sam but as they got older Sam expanded his music taste while Seb stayed in the rock genre. He doesn't mind Rap or Alternate and sometime he will listen to rap on his own when he is in the mood.

Elliott

• Vance Joy - Saturday Sun

• Alrighty Aphrodite

• Conan Grey - Idle Town

• Joe Hisaishi - Merry-Go-Round Of Life

• Cold Play - Sparks

• Elvis Presley - I Can't Help Falling In Love With You

• Yiruma - Rivers Flow Into You

Elliott Is a chill dude. I feel like most of his music is for wrighting and paino songs he likes to play.

Alex

• Adventure Time/Olvia Olson - Everything Stays

• The 1975 - I Always Wanna Die

• MGMT - Kids

• Motion City Soundtrack - Everything is Allright

• Falling In Reverse - Comming Home

• Conan Grey - Heather

• Aireey - Under The Moon

• Hale Storm - Here's To Us

• Quickly Quickly - Getsomerest

• Green Day - Ordnary World

I feel like Alex would use music as an escape without realizing it. He loves Everything Stays because he has issues with people leaving him and that song is just so beautiful and can really make anyone happy. He would listen to it the day his mom died and remeber that no matter what she will still be there for him in his heart and nothing will change that. Like imaging him him listening to this song while holding the Farmer or his kids or grandparents in a hug. And I can see Adventure time being his favorite show and him wanting to do something great like Finn. The rest of the Playlist is about getting better and comming to terms with your self and giving yourself a break. Last thing is that I feel like his mom would listen to Alternative music and his dad hated it so he would just listen to it just to spite him. (Sorry it's so long I really love Alex with all my heart.)

Shane

• Ozzy Osybourne - Crazy Train

• Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall

• Poison - Every Rose has Its Thorn

• Queen / David Bowie - Under Presure

• Queen - Another One Bites The Dust

• Guns And Roses - Welcome to the Jungle

• Tom Petty - Free Fallen

• The Police - Every Breath You Take

• Bruce Springsteen- Dancing In The Dark

Shane would strictly listen to 80s rock. Likes to remeber when he was younger and life was just so much easier and less complex.

Elliott 2.0

• Just sea Shanties

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commajade · 2 years

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omg amber can u do recommendations for new listener for f(x) and boa too? for boa i know like 3 songs and i like it all, for f(x) i really really like rppp and dracula but i tried some other songs and they dont vibe with me, i feel like im missing out haha. thank youu

omg!!! i would love to!!!!!! honestly for getting into them i recommend just skipping whatever songs u feel like skipping, with older kpop ur ear starts to change and u start to appreciate different things at different times once ur more familiar with the genre/era.

let's go f(x) first!!!!! definitely start with 4 walls (2015) it's the twin of view by shinee and they're both such a cultural reset it started the house music trend in kpop and are kind of the best of kpop house music still tbh. definitely a good first album to try though it's not my fave from them, it's a good way to ease into their sound. watch the 4 walls mv then try glitter, deja vu, and papi.

then i would recommend red light (2014) the title track/mv is so iconic and PLEASE watch the live rock version with luna's incredible bridge it's amazing. if u like dracula you'll like the rest of red light it has most of my favorite bsides, milk butterfly all night vacance dracula spit it out summer lover are all BRILLIANT. all the songs are so successful in experimentation and so well rounded. they use such unexpected sounds in cool ways and the composition/production is so clever.

then u gotta go the myth the legend the unbeatable pink tape (2013). i'm glad u already like rppp!!! if u don't like that kind of pop it's hard to recommend f(x) cuz half of their songs r that kind of high energy edm. pink tape is one of the finest most complete and coherent kpop albums of all time, a lot of people cite it as an example of the ideal kpop album. it has a good balance of edm midtempo pop experimental and ballad and the album sequence tells a complete story. i don't love every song on it but it's one of my top kpop albums of all time. shadow has been my favorite f(x) song forever, it's their best bside for sure. signal, goodbye summer, no more (look up the lyrics for this one it's hilarious) and snapshot are my other recs.

and then the mvs hot summer and electric shock for the iconic catchy choruses and then move on to NU ABO. the sequence of nu abo to mr. boogie to ice cream is like the best sequence of songs in their discog like the first time i heard mr. boogie i had to listen to it 40 times just to get over how much i love it and luna's yelling in the back of ice cream is what made her replace krystal as my bias.

if u listen through the songs i listed u should find at least something u like and you'll have a good base for getting into the rest of the discog if u want to!

now boa!!! for f(x) i just kinda went through most of their discog but it is not possible to do that for boa and so many of her songs are great and i haven't even heard half of them yet so i'll just list some of my faves! this is gonna be both korean and jpn.

start with better!! and try the whole album it's amazing.

then go back to her early hits so u can appreciate her consistent excellence and sheer iconicity. watch the mvs for no. 1, atlantis princess, listen to my heart, my name, girls on top, eat you up, hurricane venus, only one, one shot two shot, and woman. that's literally just all her career defining smash hit genre shaping title tracks.

then for slightly deep cut high profile tracks with mvs try eien, valenti, moto, the shadow, sweet impact, camo, nega dola.

she has so many good bsides it's very difficult but just try putting on the no. 1 album and love and honesty album and kiss my lips album. also watch the live stage for fox (the one with her red flannel fit) and the dance studio video for black! misc other bsides i love: lookbook, always all ways, GARDEN IN THE AIR, rock with you, midnight parade, SOME DAY ONE DAY, like it!, love and hate, all that jazz.

#asks #music #f(x)#boa #long post //

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blookmallow · 3 years

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rating spirit halloween’s new animatronics for 2021

or at least what’s showing as New Arrivals on the site for me. looks like we got 15 new arrivals listed here and im HYPE about them so here we go

the caretaker

pretty standard reaper character with a Gravedigger theme to it. hes... fine? nothing about this particularly stands out to me, but i dont dislike it at all. i like his gravestone. would be good for a graveyard set. i guess ill give him... 6.5/10

mr. dark

at first glance he also just looks like a standard reaper character (or voldemort. he definitely looks like voldemort now that i think about it) but it turns out he SPRINGS UP RIDICULOUSLY TALL LIKE A CURSED WACKY INFLATABLE TUBE MAN and the spring motion in the video is actually really fucking fast so, while this isn’t a lot different from other jumpscare animatronics, i gotta give him credit bc i guarantee this would have scared the fuck outta me in person. according to the site he’s almost 9 feet tall at his full height

i expected him to jump out and scream but i did not expect. That. i feel like if you put him up on a stage or something to make him loom over people even more he’d be very menacing indeed. would also be really good if you put him behind something so you don’t see him until he's suddenly There

i like him, 8/10 springy spook man

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grave grabber

pretty much just a zombie but he’s cute i like him. i like the green eyes. i dont know what it is about him in motion but the video makes him kind of endearing to me for some reason and i dont know why. 6/10

ophelia

at first for some reason i thought the monster’s name was ophelia but i think that’s supposed to be the name of the victim? i think the idea here is “girl haunted by a Nightmare” but the fact that the monster itself is so small and doesn’t actually have a body for the most part makes this unintentionally hilarious to me

like. it. it’s so small. it’s just a little shoulder demon. it’s so cute

psst. hey do we have any more cheetos

anyway i like how the girl’s eyes move back and forth but the sounds she makes are uncomfortable and she just looks so. stiff and solid and there doesn’t seem to be any movement at all other than her eyes and the monster peeking out so it’s just kind of weird to look at. it’s an interesting concept but the execution is just strange and unintentionally hilarious. 7/10 bc i still think its really funny

someone should buy this and mod it into chrona and ragnarok

harriet hustle

WE DID IT KIDS WE FINALLY GOT A FEMALE CLOWN ANIMATRONIC im so happy i could cry i wish my store had her set up i want to meet her

i love how they have her hanging upside down like this, it makes it so much more visually interesting than the figures that just kinda stand there looking spooky, even though she doesn’t really Do much (she just swings and her head moves around a little, just laughs, doesn’t have spoken lines)

i love her outfit i love her hair shes SO cute i love this little murder gremlin i love her i love her

im still waiting on spirit to give us a female clown figure that isn’t “creepy little girl” (ive commented before on how their only female figures tend to be either the Old Hag or the Creepy Little Girl and not a lot else) but i absolutely love this all the same 20/10

this one is fun too because we also have:

henry hustle

according to the description he’s actually harriet’s dad!! we have an evil clown father and daughter duo here and im LIVING for it

i dont think ive ever seen spirit do characters that are related to each other like this that’s so cute,

apparently his wife/harriet’s mother left them and ran off with the ringmaster. he’s a single father clown trying to raise his evil daughter clown and i support him wholeheartedly

there doesn’t seem to be any more animatronics on this storyline, we don’t have the mother here and the only ringmaster animatronic they have is the rotten ringmaster who was released previously, but i doubt he’s the homewrecker ringmaster in question. he Could Be. imagine if your wife left you for That. we dont even know if henry’s wife was also a clown or not. spirit halloween clown lore going on here

anyway i absolutely LOVE this clown, he does something INCREDIBLY STARTLING AND UNEXPECTED which i dont want to spoil for you. go watch his video and see what he does its great

my absolute favorite type of halloween animatronic is the “does something completely unexpected” category and this one is ALSO a clown and a GOOD clown at that

and he’s got this great vintage clown style i really like, i love scary clowns like this that actually look like they could believably be a real guy and not just some kind of mutant Clown Monster

and hes got cards!! card suit motif!!! i love it i love him this is a great clown 20/10 for him too

w. raith

we have this one at my local store and listen to me. im completely obsessed with this ghost

it’s pretty much just a ghost but it’s SUCH A GOOD ghost. especially in this photo here with proper spooky lighting and everything. i would absolutely LOVE to see this in a haunt attraction, it looks SO good even in bright store lighting. i feel like this under the right lights and in the right environment could look SO fuckign cool

the shredded rag look!!! the ethereal glow!! the weird jellyfishy movement!!! the classic wooOoO oO o o ooo noises!! this may perhaps be the ideal ghost. it is without flaw. a perfect specimen. i fuckign LOVE this ghost i want it so badly but i do not have the space or the money for this thing 15/10 w. raith my beloved. my true love. maybe one day

buzzsaw

at first i was slightly disappointed to see that this guy didn’t have an actual name, but then in the description apparently his name is Bill “Buzzsaw” Jackson and his backstory is he tried to be a wrestler but it didnt go very well so he grafted weapons in place of his hands. i guess. you know, to be better at wrestling. i dont really understand it and i definitely would not have gone with “disgraced former wrestler” as the concept for this guy

but anyway we have mr jackson at my store right now, he’s Big, i like him. he doesn’t really move very fast and doesn’t jump at you, he just kinda swings his saw around. for some reason he just seems friendly to me and i dont know why. makes me think of like an uncle dressed up for halloween rather than an actual murderer guy. i dont know i cant explain it but i like him hes my friend 8/10

wacky mole

this guy’s also at my store this year, i didn’t know his name was wacky mole fsdgjsdg

he’s listed as a new arrival, but i thought i remembered seeing him before, and the description says he’s a returning fan favorite, so. i guess this is a re-release

anyway pretty standard Scary Monster Clown. his teeth look like candy corn. i like it but i think they should just Be candy corn. i like his colorscheme and his silly giant buttons. light up eyes are always a nice touch. he doesnt really stand out but hes overall a pretty good clown. 7/10

grim

good ol’ classic skeleton. he’s pretty nicely modeled though and i highly recommend watching the video for this guy because he moves REALLY well for a spirit animatronic, he’s got a way wider range of movement than most of them do and his head moves really nicely. one of the benefits of a skeleton animatronic is you don’t have to deal with lip movement, so his jaw movements match with his lines a lot more realistically. i like the animated glowing eyes too, it really gives him a lot of personality. he’s really interesting to watch. like, it’s just a skeleton, but it’s a really really good skeleton, so, 8/10

BEETLEJUICE!!

i love love love franchise character animatronics and spirit has so much great beetlejuice stuff this seems well suited to them but looking at it............. hm. hm

he just looks so. stiff and his face comes across like, deer caught in the headlights to me. it Does Not look very natural but it looks slightly better in motion (he just swivels from side to side and says a few phrases but it somehow looks less. shellshocked when he’s moving)

maybe not the greatest execution but maybe he looks better in person and im still hype to see him so 8/10 regardless

night stalker

we have this guy at my store too, im still not really sure what’s going on with his arms (did he just rip loose from them and leave them behind? did someone do this to him? i dont know) but i love a good spooky scarecrow. love his Wiggles. hes a pretty good boy. 6.5/10

here we have another pennywise, it pretty much just pops out at you, but it’s still pretty good. i like the full size one they had before better, but this one’s slightly cheaper and would be easier to integrate into a haunted house attraction since he comes with a built in set piece. it looks good but doesn’t do much. 7.5/10 i guess

GHOSTFACE!!!!

FUCK YES I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

please. please spirit halloween set him up in my store so i can see him

anyway hes got kind of the same issue beetlejuice has where the figure just. looks kind of stiff, and he looks more like a spooky ghost decoration than like, A Person. he doesnt seem to have any lines or anything either, he just kinda pops out. but then again i guess whenever we see ghostface in person in the movies he doesn’t usually talk anyway. i dont really know how id make this better but it seems a little underwhelming somehow. still hype to see it though. 7/10 i guess

now if we could just get a jack torrance and a bela lugosi dracula id be content

i would LOVE to see Red from Us but i doubt they’d do one. my other horror beloved is norman bates but i know if they made one of him it’d just be him in a dress waving a knife around (not that i wouldn’t still be hype to see him, but, y’know) (anyway. tangent. moving on)

mr. howle

it’s. a werewolf. he howls. that’s....... about it

it’s a very nice looking werewolf, it’s a well designed figure and definitely looks very imposing, but it’s... just a werewolf. there’s not really anything particularly interesting or creative here. its a perfectly good werewolf. i dont have anything to say about this. 6.5/10

i also just am not a werewolf person so maybe someone out there who has a greater appreciation for werewolves might like him more

#spirit halloween #spirit 2021

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I just LOVE how my anime character crushes have evolved over the years, and they all make me look like I have daddy issues and I DONT I HAVE A GOOD DAD, but never the less I wanted to show them all and roast them because I’ve been wanting to do this for a while.(this is ranked from ones I don’t really like anymore to ones I do really like still)

Kakashi Hatake:

WHERE👏DO👏I👏EVEN👏FUCKING👏START👏

Bruh Naruto was my first anime and HMMM KAKASHI caught my eye like THE SECOND I SAW HIM. BUT he’s Mr. Unhealthily addicted to books about hmmm ✨unholy things✨ Mr. I HAVE SO MUCH TRAUMA YOU WONT KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT( this is a running theme in this list) But also to now roast me, I’m okay with this one I’m proud of younger me this is okay

Sebastian Michaelis:

THE DEMON THOT BUTLER HIMSELF

WELL WELL WELL NOW I KNOW HERE THE THING FOR GUYS WITH BLACK HAIR AND RED EYES CAME FROM, OKAY WHAT WAS I THINKING HES HOT BUT HES AN ASSHOLE HES A DEMON HE HAS ALTERIOR MOTIVES, I also hated CIEL if I’m remembering correctly, now I feel bad because Sebastian is a heartless demon and he only wants HIS DAMN SOUL.

Yevgraf:

P L E A S E MISTER P L E A S E

He’s one of my guilty pleasure crushes he’s an asshole, sadistic and has a god complex but I love him he’s my baby, I cried a tiny bit when he died but he had a massive glow down before and became a lot more of an asshole so I don’t really feel bad.I don’t blame myself for liking him he’s hot, looks like alucard, and his voice is hot SO he meets the criteria.

Dracula (Castlevania):

THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME BALL MY EYES OUT AND FUCKING S O B

He’s high on the list because he’s DRACULA and that immediately makes him baby, my baby, but he’s hot and has redeeming qualities. AND THE ANGST MWAH IT MAKES THE PERFECT CRUSH FOR ME WITH THE ANGST. Don’t ask me why, he can literally do know wrong in my eyes.

Alexander Anderson:

WELL WELL WELL,

He’s the most holy thing on this list and the only one my parents would approve of, I don’t like how they designed him in ultimate like the tiniest bit But GONZO the FANGS THEY WERE ONTO SOMETHING. But he’s baby and my boy so nobody hurt him I also ship him with Alucard soooooooo, and I still haven’t forgiven him for what he did, YOU ALSO MADE ME SOB.

Alucard:

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I GET SO GIDDY WHEN I SEE HIM AND HEAR HIS VOICE AND I LOSE MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT WHEN I SEE HIM AND AHHHHHH I LOVE HIM SOOOO MUCH.

He’s the only one I can’t be mean to, sometimes I am but he’s just so expressive and he’s sad he’s so sad and lonely and I just want to give him a hug.BUT I ALSO FIND HIM VERY HOT AND JUST AMAZING FANTASTIC AND JUST OH MY LORD,THIS MAN THIS MAN RIGHT HERE IS JUST MY GUILTY PLEASURE AND I HATE IT (sometimes) It also doesn’t help that hellsing gonzo is literally my like comfort show cause of the nostalgic vibes it gives me. But yes alucard just chef’s kiss amazing spectacular my baby I love he, and I don’t blame myself for loving him so much either.

#hellsing ultimate #stj yevgraf #alexanderanderson #hellsing #alucard hellsing #dracula #kakashi hakate #sebastian michaelis

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omnivorousshipper · 4 years

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THE HOTTEST TAKE(sorry for bothering you) They’re fake dating but one of them F-falls In L-love. Shobbs or Rowen (you dont gotta if you don’t wanna)

You are absolutely NOT bothering me with these!! I loved reading all your hot takes all together!! They're absolutely amazing and I've enjoyed all of them!!

You guys have no idea how blessed I feel when I see you guys leave these story ideas in my inbox. It honestly makes me so happy!! Thank you so much!

Roman honest to god didn't know how he got into this situation.

He had simply been messing around during a mission. He hadn't meant for this to go so far. He hadn't meant for everyone to think he was in a serious relationship, or that he would have to fake it for weeks on end. Or to fall in love during the whole charade

Hanging his head, Roman knew he was screwed

It had all happened when he had been joking around at the beginning of a mission with the rest of the crew. Brian had been giving him shit for not being in a serious relationship and always having one night stands.

So, Roman had bluffed and said that he was in fact in a relationship. He just didn't want to tell everyone, especially since they wouldn't approve of who he was dating.

That had been the worst thing to say

Everyone on the crew hounded him for the name of his significant other. Even Dom gave him grief

And Roman had panicked.

Mind going to fast, Roman didn't even think as he looked up and saw all three Shaws walk through the door.

"It's Owen actually."

The whole crew went quiet as they stared at Owen. Who was sharing confused looks with his brother and sister, all of them missing the context

Hurriedly standing, Roman scrambles to Owen's side and whispered in his ear

"Please pretend to be my boyfriend. I’ll do anything."

Pulling back, Roman sent him a pleading look, and Owen blinked at him before nodding

"Not how I was expecting you to tell them." Owen said to the room and then shrugged. "Guess the cat's out of the bag now."

"Wait. What are you talking about, Oh?" Deckard asked, eyes narrowed with suspicion

"Roman and I are dating."

Hattie let out a snort of amusement. Deckard's eyes were still narrowed. Holding his breath, Roman looked around the room, taking in everyone's expressions.

Luke looked close to murderous, which Roman didn't understand at all, but didn't want to poke that bear. Dom looked interested, but not upset, while Letty’s face seemed to shut down and didn't reveal anything. Meanwhile, Tej looked impressed and Ramsey down right pleased. Brian was giving him a thumbs up

Roman nearly jumped when he felt a hand in his, a warm hand squeezing

Snapping his head around, Roman saw Owen raise an eyebrow at him and send him a small smirk. Trying to hide his glare, Roman tightened his own hand and pulled on Owen's hand, leading the other man over to the table the crew was sitting around

Nobody said anything as they sat together, hands still entwined the whole meeting

However, Roman could see the little twinkle in Mr. Nobody's eye as he saw their hands clasped together. And happily assigned them to do their parts of the mission together

Roman wished the earth would open up and swallow him whole

Owen hadn't taken any time in dragged Roman away by the hand with

"Come on, babe."

Roman barely kept up with him as they made their way to the garage holding all of the amazing cars Mr. Nobody had access to.

Finally, Owen released him

"Look, man. I'm sorry to drag you into this. It was a whole thing with the crew and-"

"Do you want to keep it up?" Owen asked him over his shoulder, inspecting the cars

"I- what?"

Owen rolled his eyes and kept walking, Roman unconsciously following after him

"Do you want to keep this charade up? It'll be nice to have one up on my siblings for a while. Mum's been bugging all of us about dating lately."

"I, uh. Are you sure you want to?" Roman stuttered. He honestly didn't want to be around Owen longer than he needed to be. The guy was scary, especially when he smiled like that. Roman swore Owen had fangs like Dracula

"It wouldn't be difficult." Owen shrugged. "And I wouldn't mind it. It'd be too much fun to miss out on."

As he said that he stopped in front of a motorcycle, and Roman shivered as he saw the pure mischief in Owen's eyes.

"If you want to really sell this whole thing, why don’t we start with this?"

And that's how Roman spent most of the missiom clinging to Owen's back, screaming his head off. He should have faked being in a relationship with a different Shaw. At least they took cars

When they got back to Nowhere, Roman wanted to run and hide, but his new 'boyfriend' caught his arm and dragged Roman down the hall and towards one of the many lounges in the building

Already there were Luke and Deckard, cuddling together on a couch, while Hattie was curled up in a chair.

Roman was nealry shaking when Owen nearly threw him onto another couch and nearly sat in his lap. Frozen, Roman could only sit there as Owen cuddled up to him and kept making faces at Hattie, who kept making disgusted faces at both couples

After that, Roman never seemed to be able to shake Owen when they did missions or were in the same building together. It was particularly worse at the frequent BBQs Dom would have at his place. Owen never seemed able to keep his hands off Roman or away from Roman's food

Gradually, Roman started to get used to Owen's dry humor, sometimes dark. He got used to the way Owen seemed to wrap himself around Roman when they cuddled. And even though Roman thought he was going to explode when Owen gave him kiss on the cheek, he got used to that as well

It wasn't until Owen asked him to hang out, just the two of them, did Roman realize how much he actually liked all the things Owen did

Because, when they went to a bar together, Roman didn’t realize he ordered something for the both of them, already knowing what Owen liked. Nor was he bothered when Owen crammed himself into Roman's side, instead of sitting opposite of him. And Roman didn't notice the way Owen seemed to laugh at all of his jokes, even the corny ones

It wasnt until Owen kissed him good night did Roman get hit by all of this

Now, sitting in the dark on the edge of his king sized bed, Roman couldn't get Owen out of his head

He hadn't meant for this to go on for so long. Hell, he never intended it to be real! He had only tried to get Brian off his back, not start a whole thing involving him fake hooking up with Owen Shaw!

Sighing, Roman wasn't sure what to do. He enjoyed hanging out with Owen. He liked the chaotic things he would get up to and how he would always try to include Roman into his shenanigans and pranks.

Simply, Roman actually wanted to be Owen's boyfriend

But he wasnt sure how to go about it?

How does someone say

"Hey, I know we were fake dating, but can we date for real now?"

Because Roman could only see one of Owen's knives coming straight for him if he said that.

Sighing, Roman hung his head again

He didn't see Owen again until their next mission. He shouldn't have been surprised when Owen took his hand, but it made Roman jump and his face feel hot. Goddamnit, it was like Roman had a teenager with a crush again

Whenever Owen would brush against him, Roman felt himself jerk in response, everything seeming too much and not enough at the same time. Roman couldn't take being so close to Owen, knowing his own feelings

Finally, when the briefing was done, Roman felt Owen almost rip his arm out of his socket by how hard he jerked on Roman's hand to lead him somewhere

Shoving him into one of the lounges, Roman's fidgeted as Owen narrowed his eyes

"What the bloody hell is wrong with you? You're way too nervous."

"I um."

"Spit it out."

"I want to date you for real!" Roman blurted out and snapped his jaw shut. He was too scared to move, even though he desperately wanted to run away

Owen blinked

"Aren't we already?"

Roman's mind came to a screeching halt

"What?"

"Ro, I introduced you to my mum. Do you think I'm just doing this as a joke now?"

Roman didn’t know what to say

Instead, he didn't say anything

Keeping eye contact with Owen, Roman reached up and cupped Owen's face and smashed their mouths together

The kiss was electric. All of Roman's nerve endings were going off at the same time. Roman couldn't get enough of Owen. Releasing his face, Roman wrapped his arms around Owen's waist and yanked him closer, and swallowed the moan Owen let out

After a while, they both needed air and Roman released Owen's lips, with a small nip before pulling back. Panting, they stared at each other, and Roman couldn't describe how his heart flew at seeing the adoration in Owen's eyes

"Oh God! They're finally snogging!" Hattie shouted, gagging noises following. Both Roman and Owen laughed and kissed again

I hope you enjoy friend! Sorry for getting to these so late! I was at work and needed a nap when I got home 😭

#rowen #roman pearce #owen shaw #asks #fake dating #omni writes #omni answers

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astorias-reigning-legends · 4 years

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Asking My Guy Friends What They Think About Lovestruck Characters

ZAIN

D: rich captain mcdoosh

R: I really like his eyes And the good color coordination with them Hair's a lil iffy for me but overall okay wouldn't kick 'em out of bed

ASTRAEUS

D: fuckboii assassin

R: A lil generic but overall pretty nice. His shirt is really dumb. God it gets worse the more I look at it

SAERYS

D: more edge than erren jager

R: no Just no Fuck dude his face is so small jesus v bad 3/10

JOSH MC BROTHER ASTORIA

R: Eh they're alright Nothing great nothing awful Nice coat, doesn't go with the shirt well

D: ummm other than waldo that love interest in every high school romance. pretty bland

HYDRA

R: Alright not horribly digging the mullet but otherwise pretty solid The front shot is much better than the profile

D: bard max carisma

CYPRIN

D maf pewpew perhaps underboss

R: Didn't we do this guy? With the suspenders? Still overall pretty solid. Suprised he wasn't murderous with your interest in him (Talked about alex like the night before, i’ll add that later)

HADES D: 1/2 ass 1/2 hole

R: Not a fan of the hair but he looks damn sharp in that suit I like the magic he's got going on

LYRIS

D: ferngully hippie its all i got

R: Oh my That is... something I don't know how to feel about that one It's a highlighted tiddies out look And that hair is wild

SEVASTIAN

D: skyrim belongs to the nords R: Oh that’s some good shit right there Oh that is

chef kiss

DARIUS: (Battle clothing)

D: dont wanna say R: Shares a name with the worst league character Kinda a slut Not a huge fan of the hair either Looks like that chad meme

NIKOLAI

D: boss man mr. imma dick R: Hot (Spelt it wrong like 5 times he’s so hot) Got the cat and everything God damn

VANESSA

D: van helsing with boobs

R: hot Like I feel like that could use some silver embroidering on the outfit But I like the dedication to black At the ability to move in those heals is impressive

REINER (Bathtub CG)

D: seems like a iroh type look red flags fire nation chilling in a tub and hansome literly a copy and paste iroh R: Beard could be better but he is fucking yoked dude Also like the eye scare

LUCIEN

D: ummm Persian prince

R: uh no yeah donot like him I don't know why exactly maybe the hair maybe the look he's just unsettling... He looks like he sells hard drugs Like full on exotic crystal meth

VICTOR

D: Russian mobster

R: pretty eh

VIVIENNE

D: hi cat woman so yea burgler

R: God she looks like lust from FMA I like her dress a lot(edited)[11:20 PM]very hot

DRACULA

D: Vampire (via geralt gif)

LEOA

D: Omnicient

R: A FRIEND FRIEND SHAPED ANGEL LOVE THEM PSBSBSBSBBBBBBS

XENIA

D: (MOrtal combat goro gif) just seems like sh will rip your limbs off

R: Nice tiddy window Extra arms is a lil weird but I can work with it I like her hair a lot

REVI

D: (furry gif) must i say more

R; Oh she is good, absolutely ripped, mostly naked, cat ears and many tails She is quality

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mythiica · 4 years

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Reader x Lucien {MLQC} - Obsession {Day 10}

Title: Obsession

Fandom: Mr. Love Queen’s Choice

Character: Lucien

Genre: TRICK AND TREAT 2 IN ONE BABY

Warnings: i dont want to spoil it for you, but its not creepy or overly violent so dont panic

Word Count: 4164 words

Other comments: i dont have the energy to put comments atm so , tomorrow, i also am not paragraphing it right

Lucien had asked for your help to splatter fake blood onto his lab coat, and you willingly complied because it meant you could paint your skin red and stamp your palms onto his ass (to make the perfect imprint of your hands on him just in case anyone got any ideas during the Halloween party.) He entertained the idea of letting you leave the apartment with your super-short skirt, but ultimately offered you a long pair of his pants that scraped the floor. The two of you came to an agreement: white tights to match your overly revealing nurse outfit.

Victor was hosting a Halloween party, and much to your surprise, Lucien accepted the invitation without a moment’s hesitation. It surprised you even more when you learned that it was a costume party designed for couples to match. Lucien suggested a few ideas that you vetoed immediately (pine + apple, Schrodinger + cat, Albert Einstein + Elsa Einstein, etc), but you took a liking to good old doctor + nurse.

However, as you make final adjustments to your costume in the mirror next to the door, you ponder if it is too late to cancel. The white stretches across your sides and leaves nothing to the imagination. Lucien adores it, but you suspect that you might attract lustful gazes from other, unwanted, people.

“Is it cold outside?” you ask, throwing your head back to glance out of the window. It is too dark to see anything, but Lucien has his phone in his hand and can check the weather.

“Do you consider below negative to be cold?” A smirk tugs at his lips as he reaches for your coat.

“Yes?! Is that even a question?” Putting one hand through the jacket, Lucien helps it over your shoulders before opening the front door.

You nearly run into Kiro because you have your back turned to the hall as you exit. His hands land your side to catch you from falling, but he quickly returns you to an upright position. “You haven’t left! Oh good, I was worried I wouldn’t catch you–” Kiro is wearing a full black tuxedo and a pair of aviators. He takes them off and leaves them to rest atop his blond hair as he talks with you. “Can I please ride with you to the party? My agent was supposed to take me… but I made him mad…”

Giggling, you nod your head. “Did he find your snack stash?”

Lucien locks the door behind you and ushers the two of you down the stairs.

“He did… it’s kind of embarrassing to be honest. He said I had to walk to Victor to make up for lying, but it’s so cold I couldn’t even dream of it!”

Lucien pockets the keys and glances at Kiro. “What… are you?”

Kiro jumps off of two steps and lands triumphantly. “I’m a spy! Could you not tell? It means I’m blending in well with the general public…”

This makes you giggle, and Lucien takes your hand in his. He huffs slightly, now that he has realized that he will have to behave himself in the drive to the party location.

In the garage, Kiro is kind enough to open the door for you, so you step inside and fold your skirt so that it sits comfortably without wrinkling. Kiro sits behind you, and Lucien takes his chances tucking his hand up your skirt.

Although you squirm around, Lucien’s hand slips up the skirt. He finds the smallest hole in your tights and manages to push his finger through the fabric. Lucien is unusually good with his hands, even if he cannot see what he is doing.

“So, are the two of you Dr. Jekyll and a nurse?” Kiro cannot see Lucien’s joyous smirk from where he is sitting, and thankfully, he can’t see that Lucien’s hand is up your skirt either.

“M-More of just generic doctor and nurse…” you reply breathlessly. Lucien has pushed his digit past your underwear and is rubbing your folds gracefully.

“Oh! I see… why the blood though?”

Lucien chuckles to himself and he is at least two knuckles deep inside of you, and his palm is pressed flush against your thigh. The warmth from his skin makes you giddy on its own, but he rubs your walls in an attempt to make you moan.

You have to bite back the urge to scold him for trying something so risky in front of Kiro. “Spur of the moment and I got a bit carried away with how I placed my hands–”

“I should have put some hand prints on you, don’t you think?” Lucien says this with a smile, but you see past it and know that he is enjoying himself.

“I think that you have enough hands in– on me as it is.”

Kiro squeals, and the high pitched sound masks the soft moan that escapes your lips. “The two of you are so cute together!” He taps a finger against his lip. “Do you think you will win the couples’ costume contest?”

Lucien’s finger brushes past the spot that is overly sensitive, and you cross your legs over each other. “I did not realize that he would be judging instead of participating.”

Kiro laughs and nods. “Minor managed to convince Gavin to wear a matching shirt, even if they aren’t a romantic couple. But I don’t know anyone who could out do you!”

At a stoplight, Lucien leans over and brushes your hair back with his free hand. As his lips graze your ear, Lucien whispers, “My how wet you are.”

“Lucien!” You cover your mouth for a moment, but then you point at the light. “It’s green, we don’t want to hold up the line…”

The engine revs, and you are off again. Your heart has started pounding against the tight vest you are wearing. Lucien is pumping his finger faster, but still manages to keep the sound softer than the music from the radio. Kiro put headphones in, so he couldn’t hear much anyways, but you do not want to take any chances.

When the three of you arrive at the party venue, Lucien pushes your underwear back in place and laps at his finger to clean off the slick (only after Kiro has gotten out of the car). You lean against Lucien as he tucks an arm over your shoulders. “Are you disappointed we’re here?”

You shove him playfully. “You are ridiculous. How would you have explained that to Kiro if he caught us?”

Lucien shakes his head. “He would not have.”

“But if he–”

Lucien grasps your hands and kisses them. His breath fogs up in the cold night air, but his warmth envelops you. “I apologize if I have made you uncomfortable. I only wished that he hadn’t interrupted us–”

You pout slightly, but Lucien gives you a swift kiss and leads you inside, out of the cold. “It won’t happen again unless you give me permission.”

Inside, someone takes your coat, revealing your entire outfit. Kiro is on the other side of the room, but he sees you and waves, beckoning you and Lucien over to speak with Victor. He wore an extravagant Dracula costume, and upon seeing you, he smiles to show his fake fangs. “Ah, a nurse, exactly what I needed,” he jokes, taking your hand to kiss your knuckles.

Lucien says hello, and Victor steps back. “Ah, and the doctor.”

You giggle and pull your skirt down in the back a bit. “Victor, your party is lovely, and I adore the decorations you’ve had put up. Kiro mentioned something about a contest?”

Kiro is eating a generous slice of cake and nods enthusiastically.

“Yes- I should not be telling you this, but I am one of the few judges that will decide who has won… you have an advantage.”

“Because…”

Victor coaxes you to spin for him, and the edge of your skirt to fly around your legs. “Because you look amazing. I do not think that I have seen you in white before. It is a fitting color for you.”

“Thank you, Victor.” You land against Lucien’s chest and lace your fingers with his. “I would not be complete without my doctor though–”

Victor bows his head. “Of course, that is understandable.” Someone calls his name, so he takes his leave to go attend to his host duties.

Lucien offers you a glass of black punch (colored in celebration of the spooky holiday) as he eats a cookie. It is one of those soft cookies with pure sugar for icing. But he makes a point to eat it slowly and sensually because he knows that you are watching as his tongue flicks against the crumbs before the have a chance to fall.

“Lucien–”

“Hm?”

Rolling your eyes, you take the half-eaten cookie from his hand and finish for him. “You’re trying to tempt me, aren’t you?”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about, not in the slightest.”

He pulls you to the dance floor and leads you into a waltz – a row of musicians sits against the back wall and the melody floats through the air. When Lucien dips you back, you admire the ceiling. It is decked out in fake cobwebs and felted spiders – they hang from the chandelier and drip down to the ballroom. It looks beautiful, and you feel like you are suspended in the middle of a dream.

Lucien tightens his grip on your waist to lift you into the air. Your hair flutters behind you, and you squeal as he tips his head up to kiss you.

“I have to keep you close. It has barely been an hour, and already you have attracted the gaze of many.” He brushes another kiss against your jaw to seal his words in your mind. “Maybe you should have been the doctor, and I should have been the sexy nurse.”

This makes you erupt with laughter (the thought of seeing Lucien wearing a slut-worthy skirt and a garter brings tears to your eyes). You excuse yourself to go and fix your mascara now that it has touched your skin.

It does not take long to pat the mascara away. But, as you open the door to leave and return to the party, Lucien stands in the doorway, keeping you from leaving. “Lucien, do you need the restroom?” It is a single stall room, and you are using the only one in the area.

“Hm..” He savors your words before taking you back inside. “I need something else… from you, that is.”

When Lucien locks the door behind you, you understand what he is doing. His hands pull your skirt up, exposing your tights and panties to him.

“W-What are you doing?!”

“Allow me to indulge myself. We have time before they need us back, so might as well.. No?”

You ponder it, but you surrender because you have been dying to let him touch you more since your drive coming here. “Lucien, you are the devil–”

He smirks and bows for you, but that is only a ploy because he drops to his knees and invites himself to your crotch. The tights to not seem to be much a problem, because he rips them within seconds and he pulls them from the way.

“Hey! Don’t rip my underwear–”

“If you insist…”

Lucien simply pulls them to the side and gives your slit a long lap. You release a breathless moan and clutch his hair. Another moment later, and Lucien hoists you to sit on the edge of the sink. You grip the quartz as he tongues you. Damn Lucien for knowing all the things that make you go crazy. He laps at your clit before dipping his tongue into your hole.

“Oh fuck…”

As the curse leaves your lips, Lucien bites your folds. “Don’t curse. It is unbefitting of you, my love.”

“Shut up!” you scold.

Lucien does not take lightly to this and starts fingering you at the same time. The added stimulation makes you moan loudly, but you hear someone pass by the bathroom. Clasping your hand over your mouth, you try to push Lucien away, but he continues to suckle at you.

The doorknob jiggles, so you bite back a moan and call out, “I–It’s occupied!”

He leans back for a moment, a string of slick hanging from his tongue, and smirks at you before diving back in.

“L-Lucien.. Ahh.. please, there–”

“Here?” Lucien’s fingers hit your g-spot directly and you feel the knot in your stomach coming undone. You pant heavily and realize that you blacked out for a split second. Lucien’s chin is dripping wet, but it makes you laugh.

“Are you really laughing after–”

You pull Lucien back up for a long kiss. “Thank you…”

He nuzzles you for a moment and smiles.

The tights are ripped, so you cannot put them back on. Instead, Lucien takes his lab coat off and drapes it over your shoulders. Before he opens the door, Lucien cleans his fingers off and washes them properly with soap and water. “We should return, no?”

You unlock the door and step outside. “I think they are announcing the winners of the costume competition. Did we really take that long?”

Lucien is behind you in a moment, and the two of you take your leave and return to the main room. “No, actually, I think I made you unravel in record time–”

“Hey!”

His lips curl into a smirk. “If you beg to differ, prove me wrong next time.”

Huffing, you enter the ballroom and gravitate to the large crowd gathered around Victor. He gives the usual host speech and thanks everyone for attending. “And, of course, without further delay, I would like to reveal the winners of the costume contest. It is no surprise that the best dressed nurse and her doctor have won first place tonight, as they are not only matching, but also a couple. And no, Minor, I am not awarding you pity second place.”

Everyone laughs and then claps for you and Lucien. As the two of you make your way to the stage, you process how Victor announced the two of you: he mentioned you first, and then Lucien (the nurse’s doctor). It warmed your heart, and Lucien helped you up the steps so you would not trip in the heels.

Victor hands you a gift card to use how you wish, but you know that Lucien will promptly take it the moment you arrive home (to either get some research books or sex toys, there is no anticipating what he orders until it comes in the mail).

It does not take long for the party to resume in full swing: people glide across the dance floor and everyone is seemingly in sync to Thriller. Gavin catches you and congratulates you on winning. He is wearing a keep him shirt, so you assume that Minor has the matching if found, return to Gavin top. “Victor was right – I didn’t see you earlier, but your outfit looks great.”

Lucien is chatting with another couple a few feet away from you and Gavin, so you exhale and relax. Who knows what he would do if he heard Gavin complimenting you. “Thank you. I take it your better half has been abandoned somewhere?”

“Minor?” Gavin laughs. “Do you know how hard I have been trying to get away from him? I’m surprised he hasn’t found me… now that I say that, I feel like someone is watching me.”

When you glance over your shoulder, you catch Lucien glaring at Gavin.

To be expected.

You laugh nervously and excuse yourself. Nestling yourself at Lucien’s side, you loop your arm through his. “It’s getting late, don’t you think?”

Lucien nods. “If you will excuse us, I have a meeting tomorrow, and we must take our leave. Have a wonderful evening!”

He is always such a gentleman, which you adore. The two of you say goodbye to Kiro, Victor, and (reluctantly for Lucien) Gavin before you are off. The music hums, and you enjoy the time alone with Lucien. Parties are wonderful, but when Victor goes full out like that, you tend to get drained.

“Did you enjoy yourself?” Lucien inquires with a smile.

“Yes! It was wonderful to see everyone having fun. I think I even caught Gavin laughing at Minor.”

“Well I caught Gavin doing other things…”

“Hm?”

Lucien waves a hand. “He must have been admiring the handprints on your backside. I don’t see any other reason he should have been tracing your form with his eyes.”

You laugh and capture his hand. “You have demonstrated today that I am yours. Promise you won’t let it get to you?”

“I intend to show you my love one more time tonight. Is that acceptable?”

His voice drops when he says this, and your heart jumps at the thought of what he has planned. Lucien knows how to keep you on your toes, so you nod your head enthusiastically.

You had not even realized that the two of you have arrived home in the meantime. Lucien leans over the divider between your seats to brush his lips across yours. It is not a full kiss, and it leaves you craving more.

All night, Lucien has been teasing you with the promise of sex, and now you are finally getting it.

You do not hesitate to run out of the car and up to the apartment. Lucien has not even made it up the stairs, but you want to take your costume off before he rips it to shreds. Bouncing to the bathroom, you let the coat drop to the ground before you pull the top over your head. As you fumble with the skirt zipper, you feel Lucien’s warm breath on your neck.

“Need help?”

“Y-Yes–”

Lucien’s hand trails up your torso and then back down to unhook it before pulling the zipper down. He is incredibly steady and slow, making you wait for it. The fabric drops from your waist and to the floor: he lets you step out of it before Lucien spins you around and cups your face to kiss you. “You look even more beautiful without clothes on…”

He knows exactly how to make you squirm with just words alone. With his lips so close to your skin, you can only think of how he made you cum earlier. “L-Lucien?”

“Yes, my nurse?”

Swallowing hard, you lean against Lucien. He supports your weight and pulls your hair back to kiss your neck.

“Tell me what you want…”

Lucien trills his fingers up your side until he unclasps the back and removes it slowly. As it drops to the ground, you hold your arm over her breasts, but they spill outwards still. Lucien’s hand presses to the small of your back and he kisses your bare shoulder down to the top of your breast, coaxing your to reveal yourself to him.

“I desperately want you to Dr. Jekyll me…”

“Oh?” He guides you back into the bedroom, keeping a hand on your bare hip. “You’d like me to ravage you?” As the back of your knees hit the mattress, you fall onto the bed. Lucien looms over you and pushes his knee between your legs. “You want me to make you cum again?” He starts kissing down your body and stops once his lips meet the hem of your panties. “Tell me so I know...”

“Yes! Please, Lucien. You have been so naughty all day, but now, when I really want something you have the audacity to deny me it. How very Mr. Hyde of you.”

Lucien leans back to remove his tie, and he uses it to bind your wrists above your head. “What about this?”

Squirming around, you giggle at Lucien. “I like this…”

His next movements are swift and fluid: he removes his belt and then pants, followed by his shirt and underwear. Lucien presses his body to yours so you can feel his erection pressing against your underwear. You wonder if he will continue the game of foreplay and fuck you through your underwear, but he seeminly reads your mind and pulls your underwear down to your knees.

“Ah… you are still wet from earlier. How beautiful~”

“You did eat me out in record time…”

“So you admit that I have the ability to make you cum fast? Let us see if I can do it again–”

Lucien pulls your leg over his hip and inserts himself into you. His cock rubs against your walls and stretches you. It makes you moan loudly and squirm around again. He holds your abdomen down and gives you a moment to adjust before he begins to thrust in and out of you.

All night, you have been waiting for this, and now that it is finally happening, you surrender yourself to the sensation without hesitating. Lucien envelops your senses as he kisses you everywhere, leaving marks in his wake.

Heat radiates from his muscles, and your breath catches in your throat when Lucien traces the curve of your thighs. Lucien repeats your name over and over again, and it makes you wetter than if he would dirty talk you. There is something about how his voice dips lower and lower that makes you giddy.

“Lucien, please tell me you have been thinking about this since we left..”

“I’ve been thinking about this since you got your costume,” he admits.

You cannot stop moaning as Lucien thrusts into you. Although your wrists are bound, you hook them over Lucien’s neck and you bury your face against his skin. Consumed by lust, you can't help but dirty talk him to the moon. "Lucien! You feel so amazing inside of me... your cock.. I wish you would have fucked me in the bathroom instead of just eating me out. That would have been so hot.”

“I’ll take it under consideration for next year.” With that, Lucien tucks his hand between your legs and finds purchase directly on your clit. This earns him a few more moans from your lips, and he laughs triumphantly. When he does, his hair curls over his eyes, but you are quick to push it back. You clench around him tightly and watch Lucien’s face contort with pleasure.

He had been denying himself pleasure as well, but now you have a chance to show off to him. "You are so incredibly warm.." Goosebumps ripple down his arms and Lucien groans loudly – it's music to your ears. "Clench around me again – won't you?"

His words seemingly make you respond on command, because you fall over your edge as his tip brushes the spot that makes you see stars. You thought the squelching sound was loud before, but now it is the only thing you can hear.

"Lucien!"

“Yes, my beautiful nurse… cum for me… how wonderful you sound…”

Cream dribbles down your inner thigh, making Lucien grin with pride. He does not stop thrusting until squirt forces him out. It wells out of you and makes the bed wet like nothing else you have ever experienced. He makes sure to pleasure you before he pumps himself a few times.

“Lucien, doctor… I want you to cum too.”

“Oh?”

When you arch your back to entice him, your breasts fall outwards and his eyes go wide. “Cum on me and make me yours. That’s what you want, no~?”

You fight against the tie until it loosens and you have the ability to use your hands again. Swatting Lucien’s hands away, you pump his tip rapidly and don’t stop until you feel him tense against your palm.

A string of curse words escape his lips, and you know that he is close, so you remove your hand and smile at him. “Edging me?” Lucien grips your jaw and laughs. “You are the naughty one.” His thumb dips into your mouth and he coaxes you to open for him. His tip is smoothe against your lips, and you do your best to take him all down your throat. He wraps his fingers in your hair and tugs slightly, but then groans as you hum against his length.

So much has happened in a day, and now it has come to this.

With your mouth full of his cock, you look up at Lucien with big eyes and hope that your expression is enough to make him cum. His grunt is drawn out and breathless, and then you taste the bitterness of his cum as it trickles down your throat. Having been stimulated from fucking your pussy, it did not take much to have him unravel like you did before.

However, you do not swallow it as he wishes. Instead, you let it drip down onto your breasts.

Lucien smiles and takes the tie to throw it away as he kisses you. “Perfect, my little nurse.”

#mlqc #10 days of yandere

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jarmes · 4 years

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Blind Shield Nuzlocke Notes 10 (Finale)

-Starting off the tenth and possibly final session

-Current Team: Freight the Coalossal, High Voltage the Toxtricity, Nosferatu the Dreadnaw, Riot the Falinks, Snowball the Frosmoth, Warrior the Grapploct

-I updated Warrior’s moves in preparation for Raihan, he now knows Drain Punch Waterfall Superpower and Ice Punch

-Even though Raihan is a dragon specialist, I’m not using Snowball. Last time he led with a Gigalith so I’m leading with Nosferatu and Warrior

Raihan

-Oh god he reworked his team for one on one battles there goes my plan

-Why the FUCK does he have a torkal

-Like, from a story perspective, why would he try to take out Charizard boi with a drought Pokémon?

-Whatever I’ll just use rock side

-OH FUCK IT MISSED AND NOW NOS HAS NO HEALTH SWITCHING TO FREIGHT

-Okay, it tanked a solar beam and it tanked a rock slide

-Second rock slide killed

-Raihan switched to Flygon, I switched to Snowball. Flygon Used sandstorm

-I’d use quicker dance, but I can’t risk a stone edge so I’m using Aurora beam

-Well, it used dragon claw so I messed up

-Turtonator? Time to switch back to freight and take no damage from that fire blast

-Rock slide, sunny day, miss, dragon pulse, rock slide, dead

-He sent out Goodra, dynamaxing and using Max rockfall

-Raihan Used rain dance? This team has a lot less synergy than the last one. Whatever, canceled it out with max rockfall

-Raihan made it rain, AGAIN, and died to a third max rockfall. Which made it sandstorm

-Unfortunely, dynamax wire off and he switched to GM Duraldon. Switching to Tiot cause freight is low

-Tanked a Max rockfall and Max knuckle, took half with a Brick Break

-OH GID MAX DEPLETION PUT ME AT 8 HP AND THERES A SANDSTORM

-Thank god, Close Combat killed and the battle ended

-Now for champion Leon and/or Tesla CEO Rose

Leon

-Dont know what he’ll use except Charizard and possibly Sobble. Putting Snowball up front because I know Charizard will be last and I may be able to sweep with quiver dance

-The cheering of the crowd fills you with determination

-“Wait, hold on!” Goddamn it rose

-“It’s time I brought about the darkest day, for Galars future of course” it’s called the darkest day you can’t be an antivillain and still call your plan the darkest day

-I knew dragonville tower was evil plan place

-“But you’re terrible at directions, what if you get lost along the way?”

-Hop acknowledges the fact that he sucks good

-Hell yeah! Going back to the slumbering weald to catch god!

-Oh sweet a life orb giving it to Warrior

-I’m glad they brought back the evil team interrupts the elite four thing from black and white

-Shield dog is in front because it is important

-Sonia can’t see god dogs because Sonia isn’t a stand user

-Getting Zelda vibes

-Honestly, the Shield is more fitting for a Nuzlocke than the sword. You aren’t trying to destroy, you’re trying to survive, to protect the team members you care about

-The dogs are dead, aren’t they

-I’m actually surprised I’m not just fighting Shield dog, this is different

-The leaders evacuated Hammerlocke, making themselves useful

-How did hop get past Oleana?

-Hey! It’s good mook! I forgot to mention her earlier but she’s cool

-Rampaging dynamax pokemon in the power plant hell yeah

-Eternatus! The least kept secret in the game! I’ve seen this thing and it’s cool and I’m glad I get to fight it instead of waiting for ultra Shield

-Leon’s fighting on the roof like a badass

-Is that an egg

-Ooh summoning Satan to use as green energy what could go wrong

-THAT CHOIR

Rose

-I still have Snowball out front

-And he’s using escavalier. Time for freight to continue carrying this team

-Uh oh swords dance

-Nevermind, outsped it ant took it out with heat crash

-“You’re go tough that’s not fair” life isn’t fair bitch

-Ferrothorn, really?

-It survived a heat crash. Operative word being A, because the second one killed it

-Rose, I know why Leon beat you as a kid. It’s because you exclusively use steel types and he has a goddamn Charizard

-Klingklang got off two wild charges but it’s dead now

-Freight’s at half health and can take out purrserker, but I don’t want to switch into Rose’s GM anchor so I’m going to Riot

-Took a lot of damage in the switch, but took it out with a Max knuckle

-“I’ll show you a move that hits so hard you’ll be speechless” I doubt it

-OH GOD FAIRY MOVE

-Whatever it’s dead now

-That chuckle and clap, gg mate

-“Leon is just like a knight in shining armor coming to rescue the princess from a dragon!” Glad pokemon is finally giving lgbt representation

-Leon caught eternatus doggie doggie what now

-Side note, I just realized I haven’t used any of my dynamax candy yet. Used them all of Nosferatu for obvious reasons

-And Leon hasn’t defeated eternatus yet great

-A fucking pokeball, Leon? Really?

-Okay were fighting this thing now I guess

Eternatus

-Snowball dodged a flamethrower out of love and took away half of eternatus’s health with aurora beam!

-Switching to Freight, tanked a dragon pulse. Almost died to a crit dragon pulse, but got it into red with a rock slide

-Switched to Nos, took slightly less than half damage from a dragon pulse

-Killed it with ice fang

-OH GOD IT DYNAMAXED

-Time for round 2?

-ITS A RAID BATTLE WIRH HOP!

-Oh god Snowball can’t attack and Eternatus is storing power

-Time for sword and shield

-The gods dogs jesused and teleported to us! They saved Snowball!

-And now we’re in box art form!

-Now it’s a real max raid battle! We got four fighters, three of which exist solely to take hits for Snowball

-It’s potswick! Wait, no, it’s everywhere!

-God dogs have abilities that buff each other that’s cool

-Shield dog uses light screen and sword dog used howl!

-Good job Snowball, tank that G-Move

-Eat Ice, dragon fuckboy

-Quiver dance time!

-Behemoth blade and bash!

-Snowball, put this mother fucker on ice

-Okay it would have been cooler if that killed but sure that’s fine

-And sword dog steals the kill!

-Oh, I have to catch it? I’d prefer to kill it but this is fine I guess

-I used an Ultra ball, Leon. Take notes

-Welcome to the box, Eternatus. Or should I say, “XD lol haha”

-Yeah I gave it a lame name because it’s evil

-Bye bye doggies

-Time to take on Leon, for real this time. I could swap someone for XD lol haha, but that isn’t my style. I’m winning this with the team that got me here. And also Warrior

-No major changes for the final battle. Swapped Freight’s Rocky Helmet and Nos’s Assault Vest, replaced Tar Shot with Giga Impact, and evened the team out to level 61 with rare candies

-I’ve loved this game and it’s climax, but the end is here. Let’s look over who we have with us. Also the only girl which is weird

-Freight, the longest lasting member of the team who’s carried me through countless battles

-HV, who I raised from a baby and is our greatest offensive powerhouse

-Nosferatu, who was brought on after the deaths of his brother Dracula and JORSTIN. He quickly proved himself a vital member of the team

-Riot, who fought his way on by killing Mondo and proved to useful to hate

-Snowball, a late member who I spent hours bonding with the evolve

-And Warrior, who I have literally never used in battle

-It’s time to take on Leon

Champion Leon

-He’s starting with an Aegislash, so I’m swapping Snowball for Freight

-Side note, the champion wielding aegislash is so fitting

-I love this theme

-Ha! It used King’s Shield!

-Sacred sword hurt, but Heat Crash took it out

-Swapped to Haxorus, I’m swapping to Snowball

-Good thing I did, cause he used earthquake

-Risking a quiver dance

-And he killed Snowball with iron tail fuck

-Time for Warrior to justify his existence!

-Almost died to outrage and only did half hp with ice punch good job buddy

-Now, this may seem mean, but I’m not going to switch. Letting Warrior die gives me a free switch to HV, who can take out Haxorus and sweep most of Leon’s team

-With Choice Scarf HV boombursted Haxorus to death

-Inteleon! Yes! He kept it!

-Critical hit! It’s dead now

-Mr Rhine tanked a boomburst and killed HV with psychic

-FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS ICE NOW

-Going to Nos and Dming. Max rockfall crushed it

-Okay, Dragapukt is definetly a dragon flying. It paralyzed Nos with thunderbolt, but he’s still in the green

-Enter The Charizard

-You know, I mentioned my feelings about GM Charizard earlier and I’d like to reiterate it. I hate Charizard spam, but it is a cool design and I like the idea of the champion having a Charizard as a starter and having won at ten

-OH GOD MAX OVERGROWTH NOS IS DEAD

-Switching to Freight, it used Max Rockfall but I survived and got off a rock slide. I won’t survive another one so I’m switching to Riot

-Okay, Riot is in the green and Charizard isn’t giga anymore. Now what?

-And it killed Riot with Fire Blast

-Leon Used a full restore because he’s a cunt

-Okay, this is it. I’m ending this with a rock slide. For Apollo and Dracula and Bob Murray and Idol and JORSTIN and Ophelia and Mondo and Chaos and Pluck and Echo and Snowball and Warrior and High Voltage and Nosferatu and Riot and every Pokémon in the box and Freight and for me, I’m taking you down!

-It survives with a sliver of health

-And it died to the sandstorm I created

-It’s over. It’s finally over

-I mean, I know there will be a post credits battle because every game in the past six years has had one, but it’s over

-Ten days, ten posts, fifteen fallen friends, and it is finally over

-And what a final battle it was

-“Thank you for the greatest battle I’ve ever had” same brah

-To think that I, Blinkin, a young blind British boy with a dream could defeat every powerful trainer in the country in less than a fortnight

-Okay, while the credits roll I’d like to talk about this game. This isn’t a formal review, just some thoughts. This has been the most contentious pokemon game in a while and I’d like to say that I...absolutely loved it. The new Pokémon were creative and fun, the wild area was a great idea I’d love to see expanded in future games, dynamaxing was surprisingly tactical, the characters were surprisingly engrossing. This game was amazing. It wasn’t perfect (linearity, exp share always on, lack of turning animations), but most problems I can think of are nitpicks. But, of course, there is the Cufant in the room: Dexit. Dexit was horrible for collectors and some competitive battlers, I’m not denying that, and there are deeper conversations about game freak as a company that I’d like to have on a later date, but honestly? Dexit didn’t affect my enjoyment of the game at all. I almost exclusively do challenge runs, so I rarely care about the national dex or post game. And, as a game for challenge runs, this game is amazing. X and Y are actually some of my favorite Pokémon games to play just because there are so many different Pokémon and team combinations to try. I think those games had ~450 Pokémon in their regional dex and this game had about the same, and that really goes a long way. Take Black and White, for instance. How many Pokémon were in that game. You might say 500ish, but I don’t see it that way. There are 150 Pokémon you can catch. Less than that, counting version exclusives. So yeah, there were more Pokémon programmed into that game, but you don’t see most of them without importing them from another game. Even with Dexit, this game felt like it had more Pokémon than any I’ve ever played. And again, I feel for the collectors, but I’m not going to not enjoy a great game because of an aspect that doesn’t effect me at all. Let’s get off Dexit. There are two aspects of this game that stand out as especially good. The first is the Galar region. This region was filled with so much charm and care that I could barely put it down. I love Galar, this beautiful country filled with so much goddamn British culture that I can barely breathe. The second reason I love this game is the League. This game breathed new life into the series and featured hands down the best league in any game. I felt, more than in any game, like pursuing the title of Champion was my goal. The stadiums of cheering crowds, the tournament at the end, that brutal champion battle, I loved this league.

-Anyway, lets make fun of the credits

-Oh right, the art director was the Englishman

-Legit, the other guys at Gamfreak call him the Englishman in interviews. Anyway, that explains a lot about this game

-Rock band!

-Okay, these Pokémon are all based on the idea of hardcore British rock and the credits theme is very much not that

-Hey, gym banners.

-They have the fighting banner even though she is sword exclusive

-Side note, when the mentioned minor league leaders I hoped that they would be fightable. Maybe in the post game

-Oh right, in sword the ice towns leader uses rock types. Maybe a Coalossal for the steam theme?

-Oh hey Leon banner

-Yeah I don’t have a lot to say about credits

-WOLLOO

-Huh, no post credits battle

-Okay, Full disclosure, I was spoiled that you fight Hop in the forest and assumed that that would be the post credits scene. When I booted the game up again it showed the forest so I’m going to go check it out

-Thank you for the master ball old lady foster

-Okay Hop, lets go. You vs my remaining team

Hop

-Dubwool did jack shit and went down to two Heat Crashes

-Snorlax killed Freight with a High Horsepower

-You know what? Good job, kid. You earned this

-Now to send out XD lol haha end exterminate Hops fucking bloodline

-Oh, you used a full restore, Hoppy boy? Well, I don’t see why I shouldn’t use the thirty full restore in my bag to destroy everything you love

-Eat shit Hop

-“Congrats on Beating Leon” “It was nothing”

-Oh Sonia’s the Professor now okay

-Thank you for the book, it is going on eBay

-These men have sword and shield hair what the fuck

-You gave Sonia’s book one star? I’ll fucking kill you

-Who the fuck named their sons Sordbord and Shielbert

-I hate these men and want them dead

-Oh, you’re princes? A shame I don’t have any Pokémon who know guillotine

-Okay, Nofumi but somehow even more insufferable, I’ll take you out with my god

-So were doing the aftergame now extra long post I guess

-Of course he has a sirfetched

-What is a king to a god fuckboi?

-The god is me, by the way. Not Eternatus

-Goddamn it Hop

-Okay, fuck it. I can’t beat this losers with only Eternatus. Time to sacrifice XD lol haha to Ghiratina to bring my whole team back yes this is in the Nuzlocke rules

-Are they not going to give Sonia’s girlfriend a name?

-Dynamax In trufield better be something new and cool

-Ugh, it’s just leggy onion. Whatever, lets raid it

-That sounded better in my head

-RARE CARDS I WANT THEM

-God I hate these guys

-I can exaggerate? Hell yeah!

-Piers is an ex leader? So Marnie’s a leader now cool

-So am I just going to visit all of the leaders again? Well that part can be skipped in the notes unless something cool happens

-Okay, it was only the first trio

-Good time my team are immortal zombies because Sword jackass oneshoted freight with his golispod and shield bro one shotted Echo with his Falinks

-Nameless assistant! How dare you betray us!

-Okay, I’m out of battery. Delaying this post til tomorrow so I can finish the aftergame

-What’s up It tomorrow I killed a frosslass and Haxorus and dusknoir. Saved Bede for last because he’s a prick.

-Okay, Bede beat the dynamax pokemon on his own and wants a fight cool

-Side note, Rapidash and Hatterene are both psychic fairy and it’s a miracle I didn’t loose Echo to Bede in session 9

-Burn up is such a cool move

-It was fun beating you again Bede eat shit and die

-Yamper is a good boy

-Oh, douchebags are evil because we revealed historically accuracy that makes them look bad

-Stop being mad to god dogs

-Kill him sword dog! Do it!

-Side note, it’s interesting that this game features both legendaries pretty equally

-Okay sword dog is dead now where’s the real dog god

-Shield Dog! I’m glad you’re hear, but you don’t have to waste your time saving Hop. A little stabbing could help the boy

-Also both god dogs have messed up ears that’s interesting

-Eat the bad man, Shield Dog!

-Okay, I can catch Zamazenta now

-You know what’s bullshit? If I hadn’t messed up the the naming convention Zamazenta would have a Z name. I mean, I could skip to Z, but then there’d be no Y

-The shields fixed his ear cool

-Okay, I know I caught XD lol haha here, but I’ve already dropped Nuzlocke rules so I’m catching this good boy with the master ball

-Welcome to the team, Yorrick

-Okay, lets go kick Hops ass for a final time

-Legit I would not be able to beat Hops final team if I was still Nuzlocking

-You want to be a professor, Hop? Isn’t that sweet, you think you can get a doctorate

-YES! I AM THE KING NOW. AS FIRST DECREE I ABOLISH THE MONARCHY PLEASE DONT GUILLOTINE ME

-I know that the Battle Tower and League Rematches are in this game but I’m going to end this here. Thank you so much for reading and following me on this journey

#pokemon #nuzlocke #pokemon nuzloke #pokemon shield #pokemon sword and shield

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fiddlesolo · 5 years

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hi i just want to say that i love ur fics and i still get giddy whenever you use my prompts ur so talented anyway hc where bella actually eats the food esme prepared for her when she first visited the cullens. Bella was so overwhelmed by esme’s hospitality and actually feels a motherly connection towards her.

omg this is so sweet thank u

“She already ate.” Edward muttered.

Esme looked between the two of them, her smile not faltering. “Oh, that’s ok-”

“I did but I’m still hungry. And that- that actually smells amazing, Mrs. Cullen.” Bella said, shifting a little awkwardly as she smiled at Edward’s vampire mother.

“Sweetheart, you don’t have to force yourself. We understand.”

“No, seriously, it smells amazing.”

Carlisle wrapped his arm around Esme’s waist, smiling at Bella. “What would you like to drink?”

“Water’s cool.”

Behind Edward’s parents, Emmett was getting her a glass of water.

Just a few minutes later, she was seated at the kitchen island with a bowl of pasta.

After the awkward interaction with the rest of the siblings, Esme convinced them to go out and hunt leaving Edward, Bella, Esme, and Carlisle in the house.

Esme was leaning against the island in front of her while Edward and Carlisle were busy cleaning up the kitchen.

“This is really good, Mrs. Cullen.”

“You can call me Esme.” She said, her voice soft and somehow warm. “Edward has told us wonderful things about you.”

“He has?”

Esme nodded. “He said that you’re an avid reader?”

“Yeah, I am. Ever since I was a kid.” Bella told her, feeling just a little silly. Her hobbies seemed innocuous when compared to what she assumed centuries old vampires would spend their time doing.

Esme smiled kindly, walking around the island to sit on the stool beside her. “You’ll fit in quite well around here, then. Before you leave, I’ll show you our book collection.”

Bella took another bite of pasta before setting the fork down, smiling slightly. “What do you guys read?”

“Oh, it just depends. We all like different genres.”

“Dracula?”

The vampires around her laughed. Esme tucked some her hair back behind her head, smiling at Bella. “Actually, Emmett and I are quite fond of gothic and supernatural fiction.”

A few hours later, Edward and Bella were walking back into the house hand in hand.

Carlisle and Esme were sitting together on the sofa, his arm on the back of the couch behind her as he read his book and Esme sketched.

Bella shared a look with Edward who nodded encouragingly.

“Hey, Esme?”

The vampire who definitely heard the two of them walk into the house but didn’t look up to give them some semblance of privacy lifted her head. “Yes?”

Bella fiddled with her hands. “Will you show me your books?”

Esme smiled at her, closing her sketchbook and standing. “Of course.”

Esme walked over to her, resting her hand on her back as she led her toward the office she shared with Carlisle.

Bella noticed that without her heels, Esme was quite a bit shorter than her. It was interesting to her, the fact that Esme could easy kill her but she looked so small. She looked like a harmless, kind mom.

Esme reached out to open the door, leading Bella inside. “This is mostly my books and Carlisle’s. Everyone else keeps theirs in their rooms. I’m sure Edward showed you his.”

Bella nodded, her eyes slightly wide as she looked around the room. There were two large desks, antiques that looked hundreds of years old. The sofas seemed like something out of an old movie. Her eyes were then drawn to the bookshelves that lined three of the four walls. “Wow...”

“That wall is mine, that one is Carlisle’s, and the one in the middle is a blend of both of ours.”

Bella followed Esme over to the shelf that held Esme’s books. She reached for one and then stopped. “May I?”

“Of course.” Esme said with a smile. “You can borrow any of them.”

Bella’s eyes roamed the shelves. “You like romance and adventure novels?”

“Mhm.”

Bella reached out and pulled a large reference book from the shelf. “Architecture?”

“I’m an architect.”

“Really? That’s cool.” The teenager said as she flipped through the book. “This says it was made in 1940.”

“It was a college textbook from years ago.”

Esme leaned against the wall as she watched the girl look at book after book, excitement in her eyes. She was a kind girl- she had Edward enamored, had brought a newfound happiness out in him.

“A children’s book?” Bella asked her, her brow furrowed slightly.

“That’s from one of my classrooms.”

“You were a teacher?”

Esme nodded. “As a human and then every few decades or so I go back to it for a few years.”

Bella carefully opened the front page, smiling at the colorful characters on the page. “My mom used to read this to me when I was little.”

Esme watched he girl’s sad smile. “Do you miss her?”

“Yeah. I mean, Charlie’s great but...it’s a big change, you know?” She murmured, turning the page of the book.

“It’s okay to miss your mom.” When Bella nodded in response, Esme went on. “You know, if you ever need to talk to someone- if you dont feel comfortable discussing the topic with Charlie or over the phone, you can always talk to me.”

The girl lifted her eyes from the book to look at her.

Esme smiled. “I know we just met but I’m quite used to serving as a surrogate for everyone’s mother.”

Bella returned the book to the shelf. “That’s really nice, Esme. Thanks.”

Esme reached up onto her toes, grabbing a copy of Jane Eyre from the shelf. “You should give this one a read.”

“Charlotte Brontë. She’s Emily Brontë’s sister, right?”

“Yeah.” Esme said. “I think you’ll like it.”

“I can borrow this?”

“Yes, of course.” Esme smiled as she rested her hand on Bella’s back.

The two of them discussed books for a bit longer before it was time for her to go. Esme walked her back out to Edward with a few books tucked under her arm.

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thenurseholliday · 5 years

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Hi! I feel stupid to ask this but I was wondering if you could recommend Somme books for me? I’m looking for something new for the summer, but I’m groping in the dark here ahaha

Okay!!!! I'm actually very excited for this. I'm on mobile so sorry about the lack of links and such. I'm not really sure what genre you are looking for, and I read a lot of books over a variety of topics so I'll suggest a few.

SCI FI/FANTASY/DYSTOPIAN/RETELLINGS

The Lunar Chronicles - Marissa Meyer: These books bruh, I found Cinder at a thrift store nearly a decade ago and I was hooked. I love the universe she built and how she tied all the classic fairytales together. Fave character hands down is Wolf, but Cress and Thorn are also top contenders.

Arc of a Scythe series - Neil Shusterman: the premise of this books had me the minute I read the back cover in an airport bookstore. Like. It's everything I love in one book. Moral ambiguity, addressing our dependency on technology, political corruption even in an utopian society. Sign me TF up.

Inheritance Cycle - Christopher Paolini: the first two books in this series are dry AF, but the last two books completely make up for the neverending world building that seemed almost redundant. Seriously. The last book, Inheritance absolutely blew me away, even if I didnt agree with the protagonist's final decision.

A Court of Thorns and Roses - Sarah J. Maad: I found this book rec'd on tumblr and never fallen in love so fast with first, these books, and second Rhys and Cassian. Give me 100.

FICTION

The Historian - Elizabeth Kostova: Its like the Da Vinci code but instead of Jesus its Dracula and it might just be one of the most brilliant books I've ever read. I still go back to this book on a regular basis because it's just that good.

Mr. Emersons Wife - Amy Belding Brown: this book isnt for everyone, it blends fiction with a lot of true life information about Ralph Waldo Emerson but this book is absolutely heart breaking. It will for sure stick with you.

Anything - Dan Brown: I'm going to be that person, but I love Dan Brown books. Like I love them. My favorite by far is Inferno, but I really liked the Lost Symbol as well. Zero shame over here.

CLASSICS

The Portrait of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde: First off, mai boi right here. I LOVE Oscar, I love everything about him, but especially this book. Some of the most profound quotes on the human condition come from this book and is still applicable today. This book is timeless and an all time fave.

Persuasion - Jane Austen: I will forever stand on my soapbox that Persuasion is the most slept on Jane Austen work. I love Captain Wentworth, I love Anne Elliot. I love the crazy cast of characters. I find Anne next level relatable and I want to both protect and give her the world.

Complete Works - Edgar Allan Poe: I have two Poe tattoo's and a likely neverending obsession. Alone is my favorite poem ever written, but check out his short stories. They are beautifully haunting, this mad cat delivers.

NONFICTION

Peter Lawford: The Man Who Kept the Secrets - James Spada: I have an obsession with both the Ratpack and the Kennedys and viola, this book is about a man who is both. It also is about a man who's got serious issues, but this was an insanely good read.

Columbine - Dave Cullen: I think the premise of this book is self explanatory. Beautifully and respectfully done. Heartbreaking.

Soiled Doves - Anne Seagraves: this is a book about prostitution in the Old West. Its actually really interesting. Not too long, but I've read it more than a dozen times.

HISTORICAL ROMANCE

The Relecutant Suitor - Kathleen Woodwiss: I asked my mom to get me this book when I was twelve and its one of my favorites to this day. I am a total bitch for historical romance and this one is no exception. There is war and intrigue and dastardly plots and love. Its everything and more.

A Rogue by Any Other Name - Sarah Maclean: all of her books are amazing, but this one is just.... Michael is basically the epitome of every fantasy I've ever had and I've never related so hard to a Heroine as I do Penelope. Plus this writer has a way with words I could only dream of.

Three Weeks with Lady X - Eloisa James: A big fan of this writing style as well. Lady X conquers what is considered the outskirts of what was acceptable in regency England, and how money quite literally made the man.

CONTEMPORARY ROMANCE

Austensibly Ordinary - Alyssa Goodnight: Modern day austensian tropes brought into modern times. Its exactly how it sounds. Light on 'the sex' but still worth a read.

The Wall of Winnipeg and Me - Mariana Zapata: I dont know how I found this author but this book is incredible. Its got all the things that I love. A celebrity curve that is still insanely realistic and real. Football and shitty families, and marriages of convenience and everything else.

Dirty Rowdy Thing - Christina Lauren: I get weird about first person POV, but Christina Lauren does it very well. This also goes into the realm of kinks which I find rare in a lot of modern romances. The bondage is hot, the main characters are hotter.

Sorry this ended up so long!

#book recs #this is long #but y'all asked

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