#🧽; uncertain but in love

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Idk why but the thought of saying "oh, moles are where a past lover kissed you a lot" and then my f/o getting the biggest and playful grin ever and going "well I think you're going to have plenty of moles for your next life thanks to me" makes me fuckign foam at the mouth

#🔨; oh beloved #💘; devil's dancemate #🗡️; questing together #🧽; uncertain but in love #📦; sweet dreams are made of this...? #💰; he's my treasure #gush post #its really specific but. #its okay to rb :}

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I completely forgot about the September prompt list omg. ANyway!!! Here it is <3

Day One: First date/Meeting Warnings: None, besides this being my first time writing for these f/os so it might be Wonky.

Josephine walked through the halls, her ODM gear rattling as she did. She was technically off duty but didn't feel like not doing work. She found the office she was looking for, waiting for a response before opening the door, saluting the blonde commander.

"Commander Erwin, sir, I would like to offer a partnership." She said, her tone the usual professional and neutral voice.

He raised a brow in return, nodding for her to continue. Now it felt nerve wrecking and a little of a stupid idea, but she kept on, clearing her throat.

"As you likely see, I'm a part of the Garrison Regiment. However, it has been noted from when the Walls were not sealed that I was extremely skilled at killing Titans." She paused, searching for the words to continue. "If possible, I would like to work with The Survey Corps when I am not on shift, to continue helping humanity."

Erwin considered her offer, brow furrowing. She couldn't read his face and it made her heart start racing nervously. "I'll see if I can make such arrangements." He finally said after a minute of silence.

Josephine nodded, nearly losing her professional look to sigh in relief. She gave a half bow in respect and left, shutting the office door behind her.

***

"What the hell are you doing here?"

The captain turned at the harsh voice, raising a brow. "...getting to know my horse?" She was confused by the question. It was obvious what she was doing at a stable.

The man blinked, crossing his arms. "Aren't you supposed to be...I don't know, getting drunk in the Walls or whatever?"

Josephine stared, tilting her head to the side. "I don't drink." She finally said, glancing away for a second. "Besides, I have a Scouting-"

"What?" He interrupted, voice showing his disbelief. "Who the hell are you?"

"Josephine." She blinked, then sighed. "Captain Josephine Canis Hendriks from the Garrison Regiment, part time Scout."

"That's not a thing."

"Ask Commander Erwin, then." She returned to brushing the mare, smiling a little when it nudged her affectionately. The man was silent, watching her with narrowed eyes.

"...Levi."

"Pardon?"

"My name." The shorter man crossed his arms, rolling his eyes. "That one likes being pet. Easiest way to bond with her." He stated dryly before leaving.

Josephine watched him leave before chuckling in amusement. Seemed like he would be an interesting comrade to fight beside.

***

"I don't think this is such a good idea." A male voice said from a nearby office. Josephine paused, glancing into the open door. A woman with glasses was leaned over her desk, pointing at things on it excitedly. The man looked concerned, staring at her. He noticed the Garrison Captain in the doorway and sighed.

The woman turned and gave Josephine a bright grin, beckoning her inside. Confused but intrigued, she entered, peeking at what was shown. It seemed to be a diagram of a Titan, and...how to ride one?

Seemed like the man's concerned look was valid.

"It'd be a little risky. But it'd be interesting, and could provide faster travel." Josephine finally said, wanting to appease both sides. The two glanced at each other before glancing back at her.

"Thank you for being a voice of reason." The man said, looking relieved.

"Thank you for sharing my vision!" The woman said at the same time, looking even more excitable.

Josephine blinked, bewildered by the situation she found herself in. At least it wasn't paperwork, or cleaning duty.

#SafeshipSeptember #self ship writing #hehe <3 i like first meetings #i love how one is professional. the other is just filled with 'wtf'. and then there's Hange and Moblit. #🧽; uncertain but in love #ummm #i forget other tags i use for writing here- #anyway. i'm not good at writing moblit and hange yet? #but that's okay we can be OOC here <33

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Not to be gay on main but...........f/o body hair goobd

#it is not just my men i like hairy!!!!!! #i like?!!!! women!!!!!! with hair!!!!!!!!!!! #thats all. #hang on i'mma tag yhe beloveds that make me foam ay the mouth #🌼; his lawman #🔨; oh beloved #🗡️; questing together #💰; he's my treasure #🔑; opened up the sky to get one last kiss! #❣️; nothing fucks with my baby #🧽; uncertain but in love #<- this applies to all of them they all got HAPPY TRAILS and FUZZY ARMS bC I SAID SO!!!!!!!!! #killing maiming murdering screaming crying #i just think that. um. yeah. #general gush post #ok to reblog #please reblog this and gush about your f/o may it he from chest hair to their beard to their normal hair #......daylight savings time is really fucking me right now #so i dont make sense. I'm tired. and god forbid i feel mentally stable. 😭

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Have I mentioned my love language is fuckin motorboating Erwin or should I shut up

#🧽; uncertain but in love #can tumblR PLEASE RETURN THE THING WHERE I TYPE A WORD/EMOJI AND IT PULLS UP TJR TAG???? #anyway #gush post #yearning post #technically. i yearn to smother my face into his chest. so. #sorry i can't be normal :( teehee

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I need to bite my f/o like a chew toy right fucking now

#general gush post #ok to reblog #LMAO #🌼; his lawman #💘; devil's dancemate #🍽️: bark like a god #🧽; uncertain but in love #📦; sweet dreams are made of this? #<- ESP HIM!!!!!! I NEED TO BITE HIM OR ELSE I'LL EXPLODE

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I should make a second little document thing for my fankids,,,,,,and a tag that works for all of them LMAO

#rayx speaks #i'm gonna tag the ships where we a kid 👍👍 #✨; star crossed #🧽; uncertain but in love #🌼; his lawman #teehee <3 #i wanna make one with Lucifer bc i had a dream a while ago that we had a kid and it was so 🥺😭 #anyway ummm 💖 #i think my fankid with satine is the only biological kid so far #anywayyyyyy self care is this

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xP ;^) :o) with your current fav!! <3

wAHH thank you :D!!! Current fave is split between Erwin and Aizawa right now and I cannot pick so I'm answering with BOTH!!!! YIPPIE!!!

xP - Assign an early 2010’s song to you and your f/o’s relationship!

Erwin: Tbh!!! Counting Stars by One Republic!! Idk it fits it makes sense in my head. It's so.....yeah. <3

Aizawa: SKYFALL BY ADELE!!!!!!!!! That's always my go-to song with my Badass f/os esp when we Fight Together but idk it just. Yeah <33

;^) - What does your f/o do that makes you melt? What about vice versa?

Erwin: HIS FUCKING LAUGH!!!!!!! HIS SMILE!!!!!!! I CRY I SCREAM I LOSE MY MINNNND!!!!!!!!! He. Okay. So like. New favorite comfort imagine is going "I'm tired" and just fucking falling asleep in his lap while he's working. He fucking becomes mush everytime that happens and asjghsakgsh.

Aizawa: SO MANY THINGS. WHENEVER HE LIKE. HIS HAIR GETS ALL FLOATY AROUND HIM WHEN HE DOES SHIT. also his voice in general just makes me melt. He becomes a fucking puddle of "oh my god I love them" whenever I sing in the shower bc I sound so ridiculous and happy and it's CUTE.

:o) - What or who do you think your f/o would kin?

Erwin: I feel like if he had a kinlist it would just be one of those that gets your friends going "are you oKAY?!". I can't think of anything specific tbh. Probably a lot of doomed characters? Also lions. Bc loyalty.

Aizawa: Sleeping Beauty /j. Honestly idk for him! I mean I didn't know for either but it's harder to think with him- maybe sloths. Bc sure they may be tired creachers but they are also vicious little things. And that's. Yeah.

#self ship ask answered #self ship ask #self ship asks #🧽; uncertain but in love #🧣; captured hearts #cringe culture is dead i love these two fucking guys from animes that have Not The Bestest Fandom Which Makes It Seem Cringe To People #foaming at the mouth shaking like a small excited dog #i just think. i just think they're neat. #it's funnier bc i haven't watched mha in a long fuckign while. mostly bc the pacing made me so upset and lose interest :( #as for aot honestly i just stopped giving a shit. like yeah i miss my Multiple F/os From It but also i Do Not Give A Shit???? #like do i know jack shit that happens at the end of season 3. no. am i going to? no. #i also don't want to know bc i have a fucking feeling it will be tragic and i'll be an upset clown <3 #ANYWAY THANKS FOR THE ASK IT WAS VERY NICE TO SEE THIS #i kicked my feet like a giddy little creacher seeing it <3

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Foaming at the mouth bc I'm taller than Levi like what the fuck what the fuCKajdjaoodowkfkke

#🧽; uncertain but in love #i'm 80% certain that hange and the other one are taller than me #so its balanced. as all things should be!!!!! #anyway i used a lil height comparison thing and. hes at perfect forehead kiss height compared to me. i'm fucking. #I AM NOT OKAY ALRIGHT IT'S #all my f/os (for the most part) are taller than me!!!!!!! so!!!!! i lose it when they AREN'T #he can steal my SHIRTS AND THEY'LL BE A LIL BIG ON HIM i'm gonna throw UP #gush post #dont mind me im feral batshit insane

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Foaming at the mouth bc I'm taller than Levi like what the fuck what the fuCKajdjaoodowkfkke

#🧽; uncertain but in love #i'm 80% certain that hange and the other one are taller than me #so its balanced. as all things should be!!!!! #anyway i used a lil height comparison thing and. hes at perfect forehead kiss height compared to me. i'm fucking. #I AM NOT OKAY ALRIGHT IT'S #all my f/os (for the most part) are taller than me!!!!!!! so!!!!! i lose it when they AREN'T #he can steal my SHIRTS AND THEY'LL BE A LIL BIG ON HIM i'm gonna throw UP #gush post #dont mind me im feral batshit insane