#▲ ↠ ♛ ❛ the chicken wizard ; wizard of all chickens┊✧ OUT OF CHARACTER

[lionfanged]

inbox call, like this 4 an atti in ur inbox. (multis unless u specify sb im gonna pick at random!!!!)

#▲ ↠ ♛ ❛ the chicken wizard ; wizard of all chickens┊✧ OUT OF CHARACTER #after procrastinating ALL day... i finally finished my homework 😩 #(that is due tonight) #(im not perceiving the homework due on wednesday)

[lionfanged]

as a pkmn rpc veteran, i have gone thru So much weird, annoying, and unpleasant shit over the past 12+ years of participating in it it is wild.

i have so many screenshots of just weird shit in my discord dms, from the several harassment campaigns i got to experience to ppl quite literally threatening to harm themselves if i stopped talking to them (they got blocked lol).

one person made an entire positivity blog under an anonymous name just to try and find a way to follow me again, tho i recognized their writing style/they made some vague posts that clued me in, so they got blocked again.

idk what it is abt pkmn that makes ppl make such poor choices. like, is it just bcuz it is a game for children???

#▲ ↠ ♛ ❛ the chicken wizard ; wizard of all chickens┊✧ OUT OF CHARACTER #it is funny how the more i think abt it more memories surface #like how a black mutual of mine got called out by another black rper for choosing to write 'white' archie #aka the original version of rse archie?? bcuz a 'better' one came out with alpha sapphire #which subsequently meant it was racist to write the 'white' archie #who was asian. not white. like?? #or the person who thought i was an asshole/a mean girl bcuz i had a lot of silly lil rps going on #and i had a lot of mutuals at the time i interacted with #like... im a mean girl bcuz i?? i am friendly and talking to ppl often?? and very active on my blog?? #ppl are SO bonkers man

[lionfanged]

due to raising two boys, atticus is pretty in on modern day lingo. he has been 'deez nuts' too many times to not recognize it when it is coming.

he does not, however, understand the joke about posting the entire bee movie/shrek script. he never sees it coming. he is confused every time.

#▲ ↠ ♛ ❛ the chicken wizard ; wizard of all chickens┊✧ OUT OF CHARACTER #his youngest has def sent his work email the entire bee movie script thru a proxy account #bcuz atticus blocked all of his others

[lionfanged]

ah thank goodness u always know how to give him such good enrichment kas-- @amaeranthos

KURA NO. @un1awful

#amaeranthos #un1awful #▲ ↠ ♛ ❛ the chicken wizard ; wizard of all chickens┊✧ OUT OF CHARACTER #KURA GIVE BACK MY LIL GUY

[lionfanged]

ok im back were u guys good baby sitters to my lil guy

#▲ ↠ ♛ ❛ the chicken wizard ; wizard of all chickens┊✧ OUT OF CHARACTER

[lionfanged]

relationship meme! // accepting.

@admined : there's no symbol for crazy one sided beef

atticus: what is up with that 'starling' guy every time i come here. sakaki: sterling. atticus: yeah that's what i said does he like birds or something.

#admined #▲ ↠ ♛ ❛ the chicken wizard ; wizard of all chickens┊✧ OUT OF CHARACTER #sterling fuming nearby while atticus is like 'did he get a new haircut and is mad im not noticing orrrr'

[lionfanged]

also now that atticus is above forty + bcuz i have seen it in ppl’s rules and know it is a Thing(TM), imma announce it to the world very loudly that i will ship atticus with anybody over age of twenty, so beware of ye olde age gap nonsense on this blog if u hate that. once you hit twenty its that kind of funky area where there might be a power imbalance, there might not be! but they are two consenting adults and if you’re caught up more in the age difference than the actual context of the situation, then ur welcome to dip on out of my follows.

‘but he’s old enough to be someone’s dad--’ yeah and he’s hot, already has two kids with zero interest in more, and has fat tits. moving on.

#▲ ↠ ♛ ❛ the chicken wizard ; wizard of all chickens┊✧ OUT OF CHARACTER #i get so mad about ppl being hung up on ppl who are Not rly that old lmao #im still haunted by how ppl on twit were saying short ppl were 'child coded' #and over 18 age gap relationships being a form of pedophilia... like girl What

[lionfanged]

being too busy to actively check tumblr has made me stop checking bcuz i don’t wanna feel sad from missing out. but simultaneously i think of all of the times ive seen ppl announce they were quitting rp bcuz of the same situation of irl getting too busy... and im over here going ‘man can’t wait until my real life situation settles in the next five years so i can go back to rping! :D’

#▲ ↠ ♛ ❛ the chicken wizard ; wizard of all chickens┊✧ OUT OF CHARACTER #literally was thinking last night 'man is it gonna be weird when im still here in my forties' #im closer to thirty than i am to fifteen so it is becoming reality

[lionfanged]

it has been done atticus is OFFICIALLY... forty-one!! wow!! if only bcuz i liked the look of a hyphenated number on his about and didnt wanna just go to a flat forty fgdjlkd

if u call him a grandpa or make ageist jokes about him being ancient/old/whatever i will yeet u into the sun, thanks <3

#as i get older i want characters older as well #im 26 but i wanna write ppl in their forties and older bcuz itll force my brain #to consider getting older to be a positive thing rather than something negative #▲ ↠ ♛ ❛ the chicken wizard ; wizard of all chickens┊✧ OUT OF CHARACTER

[lionfanged]

thinking about bumping up atticus’s age from 38 to 40 but fearful of the inevitable old man/grandpa/etc. jokes when 40 is Not Old At All. aka if i decide to follow thru on this and u try to make outdated n unhelpful jokes about how he’s ‘old’ or a ‘grandpa’ or jokes that in general make ppl feel like aging is a curse n not a blessing...

i will send u into the void.

thanks! <3

#▲ ↠ ♛ ❛ the chicken wizard ; wizard of all chickens┊✧ OUT OF CHARACTER #srsly tho like joking about ur life being over at 30 has caused me to have WAY too many crisis..es?? crisi?? #what is the plural for crisis #idk anyways this is an Ageing Is Beautiful And Never A Bad Or Wrong Thing blog #stop fixating on ur late teens/early twenties as the be-all-end-all of living

[lionfanged]

one - liner starter call for u all this fine weekend.

#starter call/ #surprisingly not that busy this weekend as i thought id be #work inbox is slow and i got a lot of hw done! #▲ ↠ ♛ ❛ the chicken wizard ; wizard of all chickens┊✧ OUT OF CHARACTER

[lionfanged]

my classes have begun rolling out due assignments, and since today is my last day of winter break, i am going to start on grinding them all out so i can hopefully have a shred of free time come the weekend. it was nice knowing u all (insert salute emoji here)

#cannot believe my computer doesnt have the salute emoji wtf... #anyways can't wait to die!! <3 class isnt officially on until tomorrow bcuz holiday #... actually nvm it isnt on until the 4th #which yay!! that means i can die at new job tomorrow stress free ish!! #ok back to work bye ilu u all see u once i am done exploding #▲ ↠ ♛ ❛ the chicken wizard ; wizard of all chickens┊✧ OUT OF CHARACTER

[lionfanged]

au of my genshin verse where atticus sticks around n joins the watatsumi resistance, and the lingering hatred of dead god orobashi eventually consumes him to the point of just being a serpent’s puppet to kill the shogun <3

#his vision keeps him from going outright insane and being unable to function #but the downfall of that is the tatarigami has more time to marinate and lodge itself in him #like a very fun parasite #i simply think orobashi should be allowed to murder the shogun and take down celestia from the grave #as a treat #▲ ↠ ♛ ❛ the chicken wizard ; wizard of all chickens┊✧ OUT OF CHARACTER

[lionfanged]

90% of my rps on here are with eggy. i love eggy but i need variety.

#who wants a lion man #u kno i should post a starter call... i will do that actually #but yknow if u wanna hmu ;)) #▲ ↠ ♛ ❛ the chicken wizard ; wizard of all chickens┊✧ OUT OF CHARACTER

[lionfanged]

pls fill out the attached google form for screening on if ur worthy and we will contact u in 5-7 business days a yes/no answer. u will also be paying for the date and it better be good!!

#bransles #amaeranthos #▲ ↠ ♛ ❛ the chicken wizard ; wizard of all chickens┊✧ OUT OF CHARACTER #he likes white roses dinner before 7 and chocolates with caramel

[lionfanged]

say hewwo and plot w/ me on discord @ catticus 🐱#1300 catching up on my long overdue video-gaming in between writing stuff...

#▲ ↠ ♛ ❛ the chicken wizard ; wizard of all chickens┊✧ OUT OF CHARACTER #i miss u free time #me: i am bored i have too much free time #me now with almost no free time: wtf do i do i have so many things i am paralyzed