#[I said I'd do it]

[teejaystumbles]

Hob hates France. Blood, mud, screams and the clang of swords are all he has known for so long now, he wonders if there’s anything else left in this world. Hob hates it. The problem is, he is good at this mercenary business. He’s good at it. It fills his pockets and his belly, and maybe he can go back to England soon. In the few moments he allows himself to daydream he thinks about that night at the tavern – 

“Let us meet here again, Robert Gadling, in this Tavern of the White Horse, in one hundred years.”

He had never seen the man before, nor in the months after, but something about him had felt strangely familiar. Hob feels like having met him before, maybe dreamed of him. Now, here, in the mud and guts, that night sure feels like a dream. A glint of steel catches his eye and Hob flinches back. A sword cuts along his cheek, only barely missing his eye. A searing line of pain draws across his face and ear and Hob curses, fighting off the attacker. That’s what daydreams get you, he thinks, annoyed, as he dispatches the enemy’s head easily, showing him how it’s done. That night, Hob dreams of the battlefield. He is surprisingly lucid enough to be annoyed that even in his dreams he gets to see nothing else. Even the wound on his face is there. 

“Can I not get a break from this?” “Is this not your chosen profession?” a dark figure beside him asks.

“Well, yes, but that doesn’t mean I like bathing in blood all the time. Can’t I even dream of something nice for once?” Hob answers, accepting the other as a normal part of all this, like one is wont to do in dreams. “I, I know that we dream mostly of every-day stuff and that’s normal, I get it. But if I have to dream of things I saw, why not that pretty posh bloke from the tavern? He was a sight for sore eyes.”

“Is that so?”

The other steps in front of him and the world tilts. Hob stares, losing his balance in a sudden sense of vertigo.

“It’s not been a hundred years yet, Robert Gadling.” The man (man?) before him is the same one from the White Horse, yet somehow he is much, much more than what Hob remembers. Stars are swirling in his hair and in his eyes and the edge of his robes is made of flames. Hob recognizes the ruby on the stranger’s chest. A nobleman, he had thought, haughty, stupid, recklessly showing off his wealth. But now Hob realizes his mistake. In awe, he sinks to one knee. “You’re a king.” The man inclines his head and says nothing. Hob swallows and makes a decision. He pulls his sword and holds it handle up before him. The words burn in his throat as he pushes them out: “Will you be my king?”

And, after an eternity, in the roiling smoke of the battlefield and the star-filled night, the king extends a bone-white hand in acceptance.

#I said I'd do it #I couldn't stop and just sat at this for the whole day #own art #dreamling #hob gadling #dream of the endless #the sandman fanart #own writing #the sandman fanfiction #teejay writes #teejaystumbles

[scandals-r-us]

Did you know peppermint oil is in all natural insect repellents? I mentioned in an earlier post since Miguel is literally 50% spider, and spiders are repelled by peppermint... I bet it WOULD get his ass

GET MINT-BANGED IDIOT

To be fair though migs, no matter the scent we all have experienced the mist of doom

#miguel o'hara #spiderman 2099 #my art #across the spiderverse #spiderman #spider man: across the spider verse #atsv fanart #atsv #xina kwan #i said i'd do it #and i did #just spray some listerine on your food before u put it in the lunch fridge and its safe #“hey man can i borrow some chapstick? cool thanks- OH SH-” #i bet he hates christmas #mint everything #“your after dinner mint sir” #migs: leans so far away he falls out of his chair

[legerdomain]

haunted

#‽ #<- thats gonna be the art tag #i said i'd do it #mhm because posting this late is a great idea. #gotham #edward nygma #the riddler #gotham fanart #nygmobblepot #this literally isn't ngmb but i spent too long on this for this to get zero notes #ed nygma #my art #im not against ngmb though #heavens no #i just haven't drawn anything

[imaveryevilenby]

NYAHHH (=^_^=)

#I said I'd do it #shitpost

[sentistrange]

the official senti’s Percy Hair Tutorial! (hopefully you can read my handwriting, it’s a bit messy)

even if you don’t try it, thanks for checking it out! it means a lot

also happy new year we kicked it off with a natural disaster

#i said i'd do it #this is how i have drawn percy for like 3 years #yes there's a natural disaster happening (dw i'm ok and out of reach) #no i won't specify what but let's just say some are having a worse time than others #epithet erased #percival king #percy king #tutorial #art tutorial

[n0cturna1-m3]

bye i just blocked someone for untagged bottom reader and checked my settings and was down a follower 💀 sorry LFMKAKD

#I SAID I'D DO IT #IVE BEEN DOING IT #.!kasey talks nonsense

[etherealstarr]

@particlexxdealer​

“You’re not... you’re not... you’re not supposed to be wearing that for Christmas. Make it more festive... bitch.” Ava snorted at her not-at-all-funny joke, inspired by the spiked eggnog someone had brought for the evening. “Like that little red dress they wear in Mean Girls. With the white poof! You’d look... so pretty. Do it.”

#particlexxdealer #have some holiday drunk shenanigans #I said I'd do it #... luis totally spiked the eggnog #just don't let her get near kurt or shit will happen

[fromel]

   Tell me what did you learn from the Tillamook burn?

                                     Or the Fourth of July?

                               endless jane hopper edits 1 / ?? || mutuals may rb

#my edits. // #i said i'd do it

[hansoeii]

It's about who.

#like hozier said: #if someone asked me at the end I'd tell them “put me back in it” #darling I would do it again if I could hold you for a minute #darling I'd go through it again #I would still be surprised I could find you darling #in any life #hozier wrote francesca for lokius #I have unintentional manifestation skills apparently so I had to put them to use before the finale drops #needed lokius nation to get a kiss no matter what #why was the hardest part about this piece drawing the spaghettification #almost gave up on it because of it #loki #loki series #loki season 2 #lokius #lokius fanart #loki fanart #loki mobius #mobius loki #loki laufeyson #my art #digital art #fanart #illustration

[dreamerdagn]

my tears of the kingdom experience so far

#catfishchat #totk #things really opened up for me when I realized that any time I was frustrated I could go somewhere else #edit: I do really wish I'd kept the essence of If It Sucks Hit Da Bricks #esp since my point wasn't about warping but the fact that you can leave almost any situation #you can warp you can jump you ascend you can hit da bricks #but I said warp and the pic is of him jumping so Hit Da Bricks didn't make sense #catfish post #loz

[ruleworld]

NEW OC ALERT!

Loosely based on Jolene by Dolly Parton.

Name: Jolene Scarlett Abernathy

FC: Jessica Chastain

Age: 40 years (August 12, 1983)

Hometown: Laramie, Wyoming

Current Residence: None.

Short Bio:

She was a natural beauty from the start. No one could compare to Jolene Abernathy. Growing up on a farm, she knew the definition of hard work. And she was willing to do whatever it took to get what she wanted. And what she wanted was to become a singer. She sung whatever she felt like in the moment, and so never stuck to one specific genre. Though country did seem to be her specialty. At the beginning of her career, she met her future husband, and would give up everything to settle down with him.

It's only after the marriage did things begin to crumble. Her husband began to show his abusive side to her. When she got pregnant, things got even worse. He constantly pressured her into termination, but she refused, worsening his treatment of her. And what was worse? She soon discovered that he was still married, to another woman. That was when she decided to leave, despite being seven months along. And from there, it was a struggle to survive, having to busk on the streets. But she knew that things could only look up from there, still maintaining hope that she could push through the difficult times and succeed, despite all odds.

#ooc. // #jolene // character study. #i said i'd do it #abuse tw #this can be pre or post pregnancy if our mmuses meet

[weirdofish]

Okay, I know I said I really hated Sonic Superstars, but I forgot to mention what it had going for it that I liked. The soundtrack was good, the graphics are pretty, and sometimes the level design is pretty solid

However, those all pale in comparison to the best part ever:

That is all

#so yeah I still strongly dislike this game but I'd be lying if I said it was all bad #I got these images from two different videos #sonic the hedgehog #miles “tails” prower #classic tails #he do a swim #cute #sonic superstars #weirdofish

[lgbtlunaverse]

"Marcille hates all of Laios' freak traits but loves them in Falin" is honestly a really good joke but... you guys do know it's a joke right?

It's such a funny one I honestly find it impossible to get mad at even when people mistake it for an actual truth about the characters but JUST TO MAKE IT CLEAR

THIS is how marcille reacts when Falin is predictably just as enthusiastic about eating monsters as her brother was.

That is not the face of a woman who thinks this trait is lovely and endearing as long as it's exhibited by the girl she loves. That is the face of a woman who is taking 7d8 psychic damage and yet knows deep in her heart she won't like Falin any less for it.

The way young Marcille reacts to Falin eating berries Marcille can't recognize but Falin knows are safe is pretty similar to how she reacts to eating monsters years later, albeit with more fear than disgust. The difference in her relationships with Laios and Falin isn't just that she's attracted to Falin, it's because the Touden siblings, while similar, are in fact different people. Not just genderswaps of each other.

Also, I think you all already know this, but just to say it: she doesn't actually hate Laios for any of his freak tendencies either. He's one of her best friends. She's just a lot quicker to be outwardly exasperated with him while she's quieter about it with Falin.

#dungeon meshi #falin touden #laios touden #marcille donato #dungeon meshi meta #again I cannot be mad at fanon jokes when they're actually funny #and also marcille absolutely DOES have different standards for the touden siblings #i'd argue the way she more easily argue with laios than falin is a) because falin is better at EXPLAINING her autistic swag #so after the initial freakout marcille can calm down. laios does NOT know how to do this #and b) because she DOES idealize falin. And so she takes this stuff in a 'well not even my beautiful angel darling can be perfect' way #though in the end their autistic swag is also a big part of what she appreciates in both of them #in different ways as i said but the oddities are part of why she's close with both of them!! that doesn't change the exasperation though!

[woahcoolbear]

not watched one episode of doctor who in me life but i've felt inexplicably attached to her for yearsss

#art #rose tyler #its crazy i remember being 16 17 ish and getting mad cus my ex said she was annoying... #had no skin in the game but i'd do it again you know

[ushiwhacka]

time skip! ushijima wakatoshi + fem! reader | mdni | 580 words | established relationship, pussy eating, rough sex, creampie, size kink, aftercare, it's just smut <3

wakatoshi is not usually a vocal lover. he will pant against your ear, hot breath tickling your skin. or grunt, deep and guttural as he slides himself inside of you. breathing heavily, there’s something primal about the way he folds you in half, knees pressed to your chest. eyes dark and heavy with lust but always fixated on you. watching as you arch your back, the sweetest moans leaving your swollen lips. wordlessly attends to your every need, his large hands twisting your body, shaping it around his own until you can feel him on every atom of your skin.

but when he does speak it’s devastating, earth-shattering, it makes your brain foggy with the need to be claimed by him. to be held so close that his scent becomes your scent, to be unable to think of anything else but how good it feels to wrap yourself around him. 

it comes when you’re laying on your bed, feet propped on his shoulders as he spreads your legs apart. massaging the back of your thighs as he slowly drags his lips down towards your pussy. already slick and aching in anticipation. then he lifts his head to look into your eyes as if he’s trying to make sure you hear him. “you’re dripping all over the sheets,” he chokes out, voice hoarse and deeper than usual. olive eyes heavy as he takes in the state of your cunt, puffy and swollen, a bead of slick drooling out of your clenching hole. you gasp as he pushes his tongue against your opening, not letting a single drop go to waste. drunk on the taste of you, his arms close around your thighs, tight enough to bruise. drunk on the soft moans and high-pitched whines that pour out of your lips, the nails clawing into his forearms. so pretty and spread out for him, his to devour.

he’s lost to the feeling of your walls squeezing around him, so snug as he bullies his cock inside your cunt. too big and too thick and throbbing. the fleshy tip pressed against your cervix. pleasure so intense it sends the blood rushing to your head. his powerful body pressing down on you, fucking you into the mattress. drops of sweat rolling down corded muscles, his damp hair tickling your cheeks, the almost suffocating heat of him on top of you, it’s all so carnal. clinging to each other, wanting more and more and more. he’s spent and panting, hips stuttering as he thrusts into you. “can i cum in you?” lips grazing your forehead, desperate pleas followed by desperate thrusts, trying to go deeper. “please, love, i need to cum inside you.” a broken up yes and he buries himself in you to the hilt. your pretty pussy clamping down, milking his cock for every last spurt of thick cum, until you’re full to the very brim. and now he’s the one whining and too sensitive and shuddering above you. 

he holds you in his arms, thick fingers rubbing smoothing circles into your soft flesh, little unspoken apologies for being too rough and too intense. leaves tender, chaste kisses on your temple and your cheeks and on the curve of your jaw. “you know,” you are entirely unprepared for the sentence that follows, “you look so pretty when you cum on my cock.” and it takes every little bit of self control you possess to not straddle him and ride him until he cries.

thank you for reading! interaction is very much appreciated! ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

#i know i said i'd do something else but i lied #ushijima wakatoshi x reader #ushijima x reader #ushijima wakatoshi x you #ushijima wakatoshi x y/n #ushijima smut #ushijima wakatoshi smut #hq smut #haikyuu smut #haikyuu x you

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

he's just a lil' guy who's never done anything wrong in his life Ever

#hellooooo beagle nation how we doing tonight #*this afternoon #well it might be night for some of you! fuck if i know! #he's so... he's so.... Shaped... such a good Shape.... #the goodest boy.... #scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #barnaby b beagle #i have said it before and i Will say it again- #i would kill to lay on him like a giant beanbag #i'd be the coziest in my life from now and for forever #see he's the ideal dog becuase hes Not a dog #no weird smell no weird fur residue no headache-inducing barking #barnaby is The hound ever smh