#;about pornstache

[retrosabers]

thinking about going to see top gun with steve in the summer of 86. falling head over heels for goose, more specifically, his mustache. don’t think steve doesn’t take notice because he does, and he’s nothing if not a mischievous little shit so of course he makes a mental note of it. i imagine maybe a week or so after, your parents decide to go on an impromptu weeklong vacation, thus unwillingly dragging you away from your boyfriend. steve takes your absence as an opportunity to test his little theory. when you come back to hawkins, you’re dropping your bags and immediately running over to steve’s. you can’t go more than a few days without being around each other, realistically just jumping each other’s bones. you’re aching with desire, needing him so bad it’s almost desperate, and when you open the door to find out steve grew a fucking pornstache, you’re ripping his clothes off in the doorway and having your way with him

#dare i write more about pornstache!steve #this also falls into the top gun!steve category if you’re willing #steve harrington x reader #steve harrington smut #steve harrington fic #steve harrington #joe keery #stranger things

[nottsangel]

you guys know i’m not even that into drew starkey but i just had my first lucid dream about him this morning…. w-with the pornstache… i get y’all now

#♡ — chatting. #the pornstache just does it for me yum #i was trying to have a lucid dream about rafe but then he was there and i didn’t even bother to do anything about it he was SO hot

[frnkiebby]

Love his handmade shirts~🎃

#the wrist guard 😭 #also I mean #I love leathermouth Frankie #but that pornstache? #the p o r n s t a c h e #I’m glad that wasn’t a permanent fixture on his face #speaking of permanent fixtures on franks face #…………….. #can we talk about how his lip ring should have been a permanent fixture on his face?? #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #mcr5 #mcrmy #frnkiero #frnkie #my chemical romance #my chem

[lottiecrabie]

lottie pls tell me you saw the porn stache, i’m gnawing through metal as we speak

i did😋 i do like a pornstache but i feel like he’s not Embodying the part of it that i usually like about it…. it’s not doing it for me unfortunately

#maybe i only like pornstaches when they have a mullet….. #u see what i mean though u gotta be kinda queer about it #ask

[bradshawsbaby]

Never forget the time when I got a message back in June—after only having this blog for about a week—saying that I should be killed by the Iranian government.

But I’ll give it to that person—they said it with their chest and didn’t hide behind Anon 😂

#imagine being killed by the iranian government for writing fluff about a fictional man with a pornstache? #haters are wild

[the-everqueen]

Okay last one I pinky promise

fuck/marry/…get a drink with

Steve Murphy/Donald Pierce/Corinthian

(no ty Shaw, that’s too easy!)

Ty Shaw is baby, i'd marry that man and we'd be the weird poly couple that hosts "dinners" that are also orgies. of course he's the easy option.

once more, we are fucking Pierce. idk i think i could make that man cry. or give him a crisis. would he be sexist about it? yeah. would i be offended? not really. am i his type? also probably not but this is how we'd just end up doing hand stuff while talking shit about work. he seems like a great person to do a bitch fest with.

i'd marry the Corinthian. hear me out. there are no tax benefits BUT i'm poly and a permissive dog owner. is marriage even "real" if it's to one of the Major Arcana? idk, but it'd be funny to give Dream a conniption about it. also i'm assuming this nets me some kind of immortality deal because what's Dream going to do, vet a partner for his nightmare every 60-100 years? qualities in my favor: indeterminate gender, gay, high pain tolerance. my student evals have said that i am a good listener who's engaging in one-on-one but that i also have high standards for grading. also i have religious trauma so we could bond about weird complicated relationships to god. perks for me: a literal nightmare to unleash on annoying faculty members. also someone who can maybe talk to whoever is behind the recurring teeth-falling-out dreams. like, what's up with those.

i would get a drink with Steve. i think he's a little too old-fashioned to fuck, though i might be his type in dudes (short, thicc, Latino). but i get the vibes he'd try to be like, a "gentleman" at me because That Is A Woman and i ain't about that. i do think i could impress him with my taste in mezcal. i'm a total lightweight but he wouldn't take advantage.

#ask games #me @ steve murphy: ACAB but also dude. talk to your wife. #points in steve's favor for marriage were: gone all the time. could possibly die and there's a payout from the u.s. govt for it. #decent taste in liquor. was willing to bring a cat across national borders. #clearly never going to talk about his feelings. smokes. could borrow his jeans probably. #points against: acab but also you know he fucks in missionary. #the pornstache. hate that thang. #among these options pierce comes out very poorly for marriage material but i'd drink with him #maybe steal his sunglasses. #evenmyhivemindisempty

[chrrywvea]

whaaaat

WHAAAAAAAA-

#christoph schneider #christoph doom schneider #FATHER #out and about #and everythings out #ifykyk #how to look so casually hot? #it's unfairrr #but it's him so #rammstein #never has a pornstache looked so good #credits to original owner #can't find the ppl in the pictures #apologies

[cartoon-goon02]

animated disco elysium series

#did you know about the new elvis animated series? #looks like it sucks balls and butt #saw the creators at a panel at the annecy festival last yeR #i hate them #and i hope their stupid show fails #consider #disci elysium in the same style #i hate when 40+ men with pornstaches gets to do what they want #i want a show about a 40+ mustached detective not getting what he wants

[toofarovertherainbow]

#feeling some kind of way about pornstache!miles teller #i would like a miles teller of my own #top gun #top gun maverick #miles teller #bradley bradshaw

[goatseb]

I don't even recognise my own blog seeing my new icon

#don't know how I feel about it yet #I do love the roc picture I admit. But the pornstache deserves more #tekst

[plainemmanem]

Pornstar Steve tells you that your couples song is Just The Two Of Us

hngh don’t say that.

he would love that song. he would dance to it with you all goofy and probably fuck you to it too.

#i love him im thinking about 70s pornstache steve constantly

[startrekfangirl2233]

THAT BEACH SCENE.

It's gorgeous. Beautiful. The first time we actually see the aviators acting like a team. Well done, Mav. Also I love that last scene of Bradley with Bob on his shoulders. I've come to realize that I have a soft-spot for Bob about a mile-long and covered in neon signs screaming I love you.

Side note: Who the fuck put Glen Powell in those low ass swim trunks? The man's v-line is on display. We're one well-placed yank of the shorts away from seeing everything God gave him. (I'm not complaining). That part where he throws the football back and all the boys act like it's a grenade? I could watch his pecs jiggle a thousand times over. (I think I have, tbh. I get lost in the muscles and the greased up gorgeousness of it all.)

And the fucking JORTS, Bradley? Who plays football on the beach in jorts? Who goes to the beach in jorts? Sand and sea soaked denim? How unpleasant. It's a beautiful stylistic choice tho. Cause the man is fucking ripped and way too sexy for that goddamned mustache.

#top gun maverick #top gun #star screams about top gun #star screaming into the void #pornstache #the rooster shimmy #the rooster wiggle #the rooster shimmy was the defining cinematic moment of 2022 for me #Spotify

[my-burnt-city]

#the burnt city #burnt city #punchdrunk #punchdrunk theatre #immersive theatre #immersive #troy #mycenae #polymestor #jude monk mcgowan #you are all absolutely FIRED for not warning me about jude's pornstache #still had an absolutely cracking show tho

[chronicxwanderlust]

Unsurprisingly back on my Top Gun: Maverick bullshit and I would literally die to play against (or play!) a Miles Teller. Please, I am b e g g i n g.

#indie rp #indie bi rp #//bonus points if you want to play/let me play glen powell against him #//because being back on my tgm bullshit is really just me back on my hangman/rooster bullshit #//brought to you by a story my best friend told me about some guy she was talking to with a pornstache #//me immediately thinking about bradley bradshaw smh

[cowvboyenema]

i did the full mac transformation, dog, it can be jarring

#i dont want to be a twink at 30 either i saw a twink earlier and genuinely felt ill about it #just because he was rocking an 80s era pornstache sans any other form of body hair and a grade a ass #dude put that shit away and put on a wife beater youre scaring the bitches

[wizardpigeon]

At some point we'll have the conversation about how the existence of stuff like "if they have this kind of hair/facial hair/glasses/jewelry/ect they're going to manipulate you/theyre bad/they're a proble/ect"

Actively harms people constantly

Especially trans people

#he #pornstach #was gonna say but i think i would probably just bave got death threats tbh #body positivity #if i see another goddamned joke about a or how certain facial hair makes you look like a nonce im actually going to cry #because i look so fucking strange to myself without facial hair now but i havent even been on t for a year yet so its a goddamned #mirical i have this much #anyway yeah this kind of stuff is still a form of body shaming but if i say that then people are going to spend three days yelling at me #body shaming #bodyshaming #trans #trans positivity #trans positive #trans posting #transgender #fully expecting to get yelled at by trfs btw #transition #trans guy #trans man #autistic #bodypositivism