drunk jjk men x reader hcs
notes: all of my friends are underage drinkers lol- I’m always the ride back home🙄(I wrote this tired so ion know how this is😬)
words: 438
characters: gojo, nanami, toji, choso
warnings: curse words, SUGGESTIVE content((mention of seggs (not nsfw))
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gojo satoru
I mean it’s cannon he’s a light weight so—
he’s definitely a talkative and emotional
drunk. Start questioning everything and
anything. Definitely starts to sing cupcakke
songs, screams it too😭. Gojo is constantly
putting on a smile and caring the weight of
the world on his shoulders. when he is drunk
he is vulnerable and honest. When he’s sober
he is constantly complimenting you, when
he’s drunk he gets even cheesier((is that even
possible?!)). Sloppy wet kisses too, he’s so
cute when he slurs “I love yours”. After all of
that he gets really sad and mopey. Asks if you
really love him, and what if he can’t do this or
that. You of course tell him you will always
love him and it’s all gonna be okay. Gojo
might not remember what happened when he
was drunk but knowing you were there when
he was vulnerable and emotional makes his
heart swell💗 (soft for him😭)
nanami kento
this dude gets drunk… like once a blue moon.
He probably has average tolerance tbh. He’s
probably the most normal drunk, he’s just a lil
slow lol. More vulnerable and honest. Will
complement you! He’ll go like “ wowww your
eyes are really-reaaally purrretttty, have you-
did you- already know that?” 🫣😍 is
compliant, will go to bed and take meds if you
ask him:3
fushiguro toji
oh for fucks sake. He is a paaaain. I’d say he
has a pretty high alcohol tolerance, so drunk
toji is rare. Motherfucker is already cocky-
drunk toji is cocky and extra HORNY. My dude
please- I don’t wanna have seggs rn pls leave
me aloneeee 😭. Super duper handsy, legit is
leeching off of you. AND!!! Middle of nowhere
he passes out! ON TOP OF YOU!! So now
you’re slowly sinking to the floor because of
this heavy huge mfer. I recommend you just
leave him on the floor, he’ll be okay. Has the
worst hangover lol
kamo choso
((can half-curses even get drunk?)) I’m like
torn between lightweight and average
tolerance. Anywho- super talkative and
delusional too lol. He’s theorizing with the lint
roller. He’s just holding it up flaring his hands
ranting about how we live in a simulation
controlled by the government. Super
romantic too, suddenly becomes a poet- like
okay Shakespeare?!pop off 😍. Starts to get
emotional when he tells you how much he
loves you. Saying he can’t imagine his life
without and and how you make him whole.
Clingy baby🥺 sloppy cheek kisses omg. Trips
over everything too. It’s like watching a baby
take it’s first step. (( choso baby please,
please a chance pls))
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made December 18th 2023
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