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vampirerings · 1 year
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objectifying someone by talking about their hole like its its own separate entity can be so good. like, look baby, look at how wet and messy this little hole is. it keeps getting wetter when i stick more fingers in it, do you think it likes that? its sucking in my cock so hard, i think it needs more. aww, it looks so cute and trembles when it gets pounded like that, do you think its gonna cum?
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xoxoemynn · 2 months
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just give me my damn show back, please
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tributary · 1 month
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maybe the best response to someone calling you a nazi isn’t “if that makes me a nazi, then i’m a proud nazi”
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wrathofrats · 1 month
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Everyone talking about first time ghouls and now I’ve gotta think about first time sweet needy ifrit and also the fact that his first was probably alpha
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goldensunset · 5 months
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if kh4 wants to be good it’s gotta have like sora excitedly telling strelitzia all about his best friends and how great they are but then it cuts to them acting insane
like ‘my buddy riku is really cool and heroic!’ he’s always got a clear rational head’ ((cuts to riku flipping over cars and/or threatening ppl in quadratum screaming ‘WHERE IS SORA’))
‘oh oh oh and kairi is so kind and brave… her pure and strong heart never falters!’ ((cuts to kairi having a full-on mental breakdown blubbering and sobbing in aqua’s arms))
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dansemacabredarling · 2 months
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Bloodweave is lowkey “I want us both to eat well” core.
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j3llyf1shdust · 3 months
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Okay hear me out-
(Just a note i dont know how common this "hc" is cus I haven't roperly interacted with a fandom since I was like 13 I have no idea wtf you guys are doin up in there)
(And no, writing fanfiction on ao3 and occassionally talking to commenters doesn't technucally count.)
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merlucide · 3 months
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drunk jjk men x reader hcs
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notes: all of my friends are underage drinkers lol- I’m always the ride back home🙄(I wrote this tired so ion know how this is😬)
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characters: gojo, nanami, toji, choso
warnings: curse words, SUGGESTIVE content((mention of seggs (not nsfw))
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gojo satoru
I mean it’s cannon he’s a light weight so—
he’s definitely a talkative and emotional
drunk. Start questioning everything and
anything. Definitely starts to sing cupcakke
songs, screams it too😭. Gojo is constantly
putting on a smile and caring the weight of
the world on his shoulders. when he is drunk
he is vulnerable and honest. When he’s sober
he is constantly complimenting you, when
he’s drunk he gets even cheesier((is that even
possible?!)). Sloppy wet kisses too, he’s so
cute when he slurs “I love yours”. After all of
that he gets really sad and mopey. Asks if you
really love him, and what if he can’t do this or
that. You of course tell him you will always
love him and it’s all gonna be okay. Gojo
might not remember what happened when he
was drunk but knowing you were there when
he was vulnerable and emotional makes his
heart swell💗 (soft for him😭)
nanami kento
this dude gets drunk… like once a blue moon.
He probably has average tolerance tbh. He’s
probably the most normal drunk, he’s just a lil
slow lol. More vulnerable and honest. Will
complement you! He’ll go like “ wowww your
eyes are really-reaaally purrretttty, have you-
did you- already know that?” 🫣😍 is
compliant, will go to bed and take meds if you
ask him:3 
fushiguro toji
oh for fucks sake. He is a paaaain. I’d say he
has a pretty high alcohol tolerance, so drunk
toji is rare. Motherfucker is already cocky-
drunk toji is cocky and extra HORNY. My dude
please- I don’t wanna have seggs rn pls leave
me aloneeee 😭. Super duper handsy, legit is
leeching off of you. AND!!! Middle of nowhere
he passes out! ON TOP OF YOU!! So now
you’re slowly sinking to the floor because of
this heavy huge mfer. I recommend you just
leave him on the floor, he’ll be okay. Has the
worst hangover lol
kamo choso
((can half-curses even get drunk?)) I’m like
torn between lightweight and average
tolerance. Anywho- super talkative and
delusional too lol. He’s theorizing with the lint
roller. He’s just holding it up flaring his hands
ranting about how we live in a simulation
controlled by the government. Super
romantic too, suddenly becomes a poet- like
okay Shakespeare?!pop off 😍. Starts to get
emotional when he tells you how much he
loves you. Saying he can’t imagine his life
without and and how you make him whole.
Clingy baby🥺 sloppy cheek kisses omg. Trips
over everything too. It’s like watching a baby
take it’s first step. (( choso baby please,
please a chance pls))
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Ty for reading!
Reblogs are appreciated!
made December 18th 2023
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lethal-effect · 1 month
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Fuck it I’m fighting Kristen for Cassandra’s honor. Meet me in the Chilis parking lot Applebees
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magnificoluvr · 4 months
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tiny little edit but just think about it
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shadow0-1 · 10 months
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ignition
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sandymybeloved · 7 months
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I'm a Sarah-Jane Adventures fan first and a human being second, Doctor Who is the just part of the Sarah-Jane Adventures extended universe to me
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amateur-weatherboy · 4 months
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As the US election year edges ever closer, I beg the question:
I don't care if you're American or not, reblog for larger sample size
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mtg-cards-hourly · 6 days
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Consider
Ivold gasped in surprise. Either a very strange insect had crawled onto one of the lenses or he was seeing geists at last!
Artist: Zezhou Chen TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link
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bridoesotherjunk · 11 months
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please consider::
Luigi (or Daisy, i feel like she would do this) buys Bowser a "DILF" shirt.
Bowser has no idea what DILF means.
He still wears it all the time, despite not knowing what it means.
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goldensunset · 5 months
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you know how we were talking about how insane kh4 would be if it pulled a kh2 and had you start as a completely different character shrouded in mystery. consider also: you start as player3. the game opens with a simple customization screen and you play through not knowing what’s going on but it ends with you meeting this orange-haired girl and both of you getting kind of emotional for reasons that aren’t made immediately obvious. bonus pain points if you die and mega bonus points if it’s because you went and tried to save her like she once did for you
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