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[iregretncthing]

one muse on the bathroom counter while the other stands.

The ginger panted softly. He chuckled against Nathan's neck before kissing his skin. The taller man placed more sloppy kisses against the mercenary's neck as the two wrestled. Dude's rough and dry hands trailed down to Nathan's sides. He was all over him, with Nathan with his back on the counter. He nipped the mercenary and leaned back up to look down at his lover. His smirk grew wide at the sight. Nathan's ruffled up hair and shirt slightly revealing more of his stomach made the Dude want more already.

"Who would have thought, huh?" He threw that question in the air, not needing an answer. It was just weird considering how the two basically hated each other from the start. They probably still did, but Dude did not mind the... tension that sparked between them.

Thanks to the alcohol, Dude finally gathered enough courage to to admit his own interest towards the younger guy. Nathan was a handsome guy, no doubt about it. But Dude had not realized that his thoughts had been sexual attraction. Until today. His own denial made it way too difficult to accept it.

For someone who was so deep in the closet, this was maybe... a little too risky to do in a public place. The bathroom of the base. Where all of Nathan's co-workers could show up at any minute. Dude did not seem to care at this point though. Maybe it added to the fun of it. He craved for adrenaline.

"You still wanna do this, pretty boy?" he asked. His voice had that cocky tone in it, like always, but he was being genuine. His hand gently caressed Nathan's side.

"Maybe I'm too much for you to handle..." he joked before his hand grabbed down to hold his side.

#:reply #meet the martial artist #:nsfw mention

[envelopandkissme]

this fucks

#i wish i could turn off the replies of this post now 😭 #men are so insecure #you’d think barbie herself called to kill all the kens #barbie movie #barbie #barbie review #1k #10k #20k #30k #40k #50k #60k #70k #80k

[menderash]

i have no words. worlds first terf monk returns from a thirty year hibernation on top of a mountain i guess.

#put this reply under a microscope its fascinating

[marisatomay]

twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life

#like. sure. why not you know? anyway. #if you can look up what they were replying to

[spinejackel]

What are dead man walking tornadoes? :O

it’s a multi-vortex tornado. i dont remember the tribe it originates from (i think it was cherokee), but there’s a native american legend…? saying? that goes “if you see a man in a tornado, you are about to die.”

the most infamous shot of a dead man walking tornado hit jarrell, texas in 1997

it did so much damage to the town it caused the scale that tornados are measured by, the fijita scale, undergo revisions, and it made anchoring buildings in the tornado alley region pretty much mandatory. (it took the entire town off the map. only those who had taken shelter outside of the town or in underground bunkers survived.)

two more examples of dead man walking tornadoes looking like a person are a tornado from 2011 that hit cullman, alabama

and a tornado from 1975 that hit xenia, ohio

edit: it has been brought to my attention that the native american “legend” part of this post was a rumor spread by a documentary.

i have been asked to remove it, but i believe in letting my errors stand because i’m not perfect. i make mistakes

#ask #nature #tornado #sorry if this reply is late #hope the image of walking tornadoes chills you to the bone as much as they do for me #usually i find tornadoes strangely awe inspiring #what with the shear power and destruction they can cause in such a short amount of time #but walking tornadoes are another class all their own #also i made a typo in fujita scale and it’s too late to fix it now

[alfea]

PLEASE go donate some esims if you’re able to

#takeover.txt #like/reply if you read #ok to reblog

[chase-prairie]

Loving reminder from your land history auntie:

North American golf courses have had 50-100 years of arsenic and mercury based fungicide and herbicides applied to their soils.

Do not eat anything that has been grown on a golf course or downstream from a golf course. I know it sounds cool and radical, but you are too valuable to poison yourself with heavy metals.

Protect each other, turn your local golf course into a pollinator garden, not a sex forest or community garden.

#i am over here worrying about all you kiddos #also please dont forage on railway corridors either #love yourselves protect yourselves #lmao at the replies saying 'but why not sex forest anyway' #you do you kids #im personally a no thank you on the lead arsenic mercury sex forest personally #if you havent seen it there's a popular book about making golf course a sex forest #that isn't a random pull

[museaway]

I hope the fic you are working on right now finds a reader who will think about it constantly for years

#fic writers #I'm in a MOOD #so let's spread positivity #self deprecating replies deleted

[tofixtheshadows]

I've been thinking a lot lately about how Kabru deprives himself.

Kabru as a character is intertwined with the idea that sometimes we have to sacrifice the needs of the few for the good of the many. He ultimately subverts this first by sabotaging the Canaries and then by letting Laios go, but in practice he's already been living a life of self-sacrifice.

Saving people, and learning the secrets of the dungeons to seal them, are what's important. Not his own comforts. Not his own desires. He forces them down until he doesn't know they're there, until one of them has to come spilling out during the confession in chapter 76.

Specifically, I think it's very significant, in a story about food and all that it entails, that Kabru is rarely shown eating. He's the deuteragonist of Dungeon Meshi, the cooking manga, but while meals are the anchoring points of Laios's journey, given loving focus, for Kabru, they're ... not.

I'm sure he eats during dungeon expeditions, in the routine way that adventurers must when they sit down to camp. But on the surface, you get the idea that Kabru spends most of his time doing his self-assigned dungeon-related tasks: meeting with people, studying them, putting together that evidence board, researching the dungeon, god knows what else. Feeding himself is secondary.

He's introduced during a meal, eating at a restaurant, just to set up the contrast between his party and Laios's. And it's the last normal meal we see him eating until the communal ending feast (if you consider Falin's dragon parts normal).

First, we get this:

Kabru's response here is such a non-answer, it strongly implies to me that he wasn't thinking about it until Rin brought it up. That he might not even be feeling the hunger signals that he logically knew he should.

They sit down to eat, but Kabru is never drawn reaching for food or eating it like the rest of his party. He only drinks.

It's possible this means nothing, that we can just assume he's putting food in his mouth off-panel, but again, this entire manga is about food. Cooking it, eating it, appreciating it, taking pleasure in it, grounding yourself in the necessary routine of it and affirming your right to live by consuming it. It's given such a huge focus.

We don't see him eat again until the harpy egg.

What a significant question for the protagonist to ask his foil in this story about eating! Aren't you hungry? Aren't you, Kabru?

He was revived only minutes ago after a violent encounter. And then he chokes down food that causes him further harm by triggering him, all because he's so determined to stay in Laios's good graces.

In his flashback, we see Milsiril trying to spoon-feed young Kabru cake that we know he doesn't like. He doesn't want to eat: he wants to be training.

Then with Mithrun, we see him eating the least-monstery monster food he can get his hands on, for the sake of survival- walking mushroom, barometz, an egg. The barometz is his first chance to make something like an a real meal, and he actually seems excited about it because he wants to replicate a lamb dish his mother used to make him!

...but he doesn't get to enjoy it like he wanted to.

Then, when all the Canaries are eating field rations ... Kabru still isn't shown eating. He's only shown giving food to Mithrun.

And of course the next time he eats is the bavarois, which for his sake is at least plant based ... but he still has to use a coping mechanism to get through it.

I don't think Kabru does this all on purpose. I think Kui does this all on purpose. Kabru's Post Traumatic Stress Disorder should be understood as informing his character just as much as Laios's autism informs his. It's another way that Kabru and Laios act as foils: where Laios takes pleasure in meals and approaches food with the excitement of discovery, Kabru's experiences with eating are tainted by his trauma. Laios indulges; Kabru denies himself. Laios is shown enjoying food, Kabru is shown struggling with it.

And I can very easily imagine a reason why Kabru might have a subconscious aversion towards eating.

Meals are the privilege of the living.

#Dungeon Meshi #Delicious in Dungeon #Kabru #Kabru of Utaya #Laios Touden #Dungeon Meshi meta #you can have him in the tags too. as a treat. #Dungeon Meshi spoilers #this was directly inspired by livelaughlaios's post about Kabru self harming but I decided it got too long to make it a direct reply #this is a theory I've been working on for weeks because I kept noticing this while skimming for screencaps #I'm hesitant to trigger tag this because of the way certain subcultures on tumblr operate #but if anyone needs me to add a content warning please let me know #also I included image descriptions! I did my best #I think they even help illustrate my points but my god were they sad to write. Kabru is so fucking sad you guys #musings with Dea

[iregretncthing]

starter for @love-and-wars !!!

5 days had passed after The Dude had met Dana. Dana's telephone finally received a voice message from "John".

"Well, helloooo, Dana! It's me uh, John. Right. I certainly did not forget about you, now did I?  Anyway, I think you might have said something about celebrating together. You know, if I got that job I was interviewed for. Yeaaah, are you still free ALL week? And is celebrating tonight too soon for you, my dear? You can pick the place. I'll be down for anything you want, Dana. Really. No kidding. Aaany place, aaany time. Oh, and of course, there is no rush, miss. You don't have to call me back right away, I'll wait. Don't leave me hanging for too long though, I might die from a broken heart. And then you have to pay my hospital fee. And the funeral won't be a free event for you either..."

A moment of silence, a dog barking in the background of the message. The Dude sounded that he tried to clear his throat. His tone changed slightly.

".... So. Call me back. Whenever you can. I'll be seeing you, Dana."

#:reply #love and wars #:dumb man dumb man dumb man

[ebi-noodle-doodles]

Miku art compilation

Commissions open: xixiriima.carrd.co

#my art #fanart #ebi noodle doodles #art #xixiriima #vocaloid #hatsune miku #miku hatsune #hatsune #sakura miku #miku #world is mine #art dump #commissions open #vocaloid miku #miku fanart #vocaloids #vocaloid fanart #chubby miku replies #chubby miku #miku related tag #miku related post #vocaloid related post #vocaloid related tag

[cozylittleartblog]

"content creator" is a corporate word.

we are artists.

#anti ai #fuck ai #artists on tumblr #please do not call me or any artist a content creator #i'm an artist. a fanartist. a designer. but not a content creator #ai clowns in my replies will be deleted and blocked without response so do not waste your breath #you are not an 'artist' for generating an image any more than you are a chef for ordering from a restaurant. someone Else did the work. #owen dennis just deleted all his blue sky stuff again and i hate that he does that because he makes such interesting comments #about the entertainment industry lmao i need to just. start screenshotting every smart thing he says #anyway thats why i decided to finally make this when its been sitting in drafts for a few months #owen dennis #edit - if you dont know who owen dennis is he's the creator of one of the best animated series of the last 20 years (Infinity Train) #he's very open about talking about art and the entertainment/animation industry on social media and in his newsletter and hes so cool 4 it

[heroingirl1995]

#i know im asking for a repeat of nias human pet guy post replies. However

[sunflower-spots]

Messaging a girl and she referred to her conversation with me as "just playing with her food" and I nearly moaned out loud anyways what about you guys how have your days been

#how do i even reply to that statement without folding like a lawn chair #ftm sub #ftm ns/fw #t4t sub #ftm puppy #nsft t4t #ftm nsft #t4t ns/fw #t4t nsft

[alfea]

nomad put out a new code for 15% off 10gb+ esims btw

#takeover.txt #like/reply if you read #rbs encouraged

[museaway]

I'm not ignoring my WIPs. they're ripening in my mental cellar

#writing #self-deprecating replies deleted #suicide/self harm references will get you blocked #keep the cask of amontillado references coming