#//Prolly taking place pre-The Fuckening

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          ・⊱ "It's not that he's evil or dangerous."

          "He's just a funny, silly guy, really!"

#open rp; guizhong #ic #//Prolly taking place pre-The Fuckening #//If not in that verse I have that I need to heckin' write up bc AA #//How do I keep forgetting I have not finished writing it up yet xdjdfkg #//Also she is referring to a lil' automaton of hers that may or may not bear resemblance to a very Particular lord of the vortex xjkgbfg #//Its name is Aosai; No; It's Not Related And Any Similarities Are Purely Coincidental #//Who are we kidding; hjxdbhdf #//The fact that Zhongli had Long-Standing Beef with him means Gui would have seen the defeat happen #//If not at the very least Knew about the beef and thought; 'Hey; y'know what would be funny? If I made a mini-him & he was my best friend? #//Also it prolly just committed a Terror #//hence her dialogue

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MonstaX dickscussions maybe please? thanks

Shownu

Nunu is packing,,, its obvioUS like,,, his bulge is not small and it’s there. Its prolly about 7inch? He’s a big man, so a big dick is fitting you know. Its also pretty thick,,, like he gives off that sort of borderline monster cock vibes. I feel like he also doesn’t realise how big he is so you gotta be careful when giving him a blowjob cause he might thrust without noticing that its already a bit hard to take. Also a nice dick, slight curve, a good thickness you know, overall a 10/10

Wonho

Don’t @ me this man has the biggest dick in mx,,, heck maybe the kpop industry. He literally doesn’t even bother to hide his on stage boners so we ALL know he’s packing a large ween,,, its also like ?? Hella thick?? like its thick with 3 c’s,,, his diccc thiccc. But he knows how to fucking use it as well so like uGH and he is 10000% aware of how big he is soOOOO. Its also prolly really pretty?? Like its just an aesthetically pleasing dick you know

Minhyuk

Not to be ruDe but its slim,,,, Minhyuk is not a thick boy so I doubt his dick is but i feel like its on the longer end? like 6-6.5 inch. So its a good dick you know. Also when he gets a boner, its there, you see lil minnie and it isn’t hiding,,, I also feel like he’s got a really sensitive in the dick? Like idk this is just a random thing I think but I feel like its just,,, sensitive and really responsive,,,, like if you thumb his head giving him a handjob its gonna twitch and he’s gonna tilt his head back and whinE cause its goood 

Kihyun

Second thickest (tied with Shownu). Def a thick dick like I just sense the thick dick vibes from him like a sixth sense. He’s thick and he knows it. But at the same time he’s more on the average scale (5-6inch) But god, what he lacks in length he defs makes up for in thickness. I also bet he knows how to use that thing like there’s no tomorrow… Like he knows how to angle it to get all the best spots and he knows just how good it can make you feel. Ki knows his dick like its himself,, and he knows how to use it 

Hyungwon

LONG!!!!!! Like its just a long dick, I just feel it you know,,, like people have big dick energy right, well hyungwon has long dick energy. Anyways its like the prettiest dick to exist like can a dick be etheral and carved from the heavens? Well Chae Hyungwon’s dick is. Like his dick is the fucking most beautiful thing you will ever lay eyes upon. To make it even better, like Ki, Hyungwon knows how to use his etheral dick. Like its got a nice curve that just hits all the right places and fills you up perfectly. Its the perfect length to fill you up with a bit of stretch but a good thickness so like it doesn’t overwork you. UGH good dick. 

Jooheon

Okay he another thick dick but like Ki, he’s more thickness then length. Not to say he wont fucken impale you on his cock cause lets be honest,,, he would know how to work it. Plus his bulge is there when it wants to be,,, like in no way is Joo a small size. So he’s got a pair of baLLs on him too you know,, its just a pre thick cock that’s like one of those ones that you sorta choke on when giving a blow job and it hasn’t even touched the back of your throat

Changkyun 

Okay an average sized dick,, not to long, not too thick, just right you know? Like its the perfect proportion to his body and its just a sort of average dick? Yet not average cause once that thing is in you it feels more than average. But its also like really aesthetically pleasing to look at, so it may be an average size and width, but its a really nice dick. Its also got a slight sort of curve and it just feels goDLY honestly,,,, Im Changkyun’s dick is an amazing dick 

#what have i done