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How very polite!

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Cat Bridget doodle I made weeks ago

#guilty gear #guilty gear strive #bridget #brisket guilty gear #bridget guilty gear #guilty gear bridget #cute kitty #:3

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#screamin sicilian #bessie's revenge #number one fan #number 1 fan #pizza #cheese

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everyone’s always talking about sapphic love but nobody ever wants to bring up the inevitability that is sapphic war

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promised id deliver (click for full images)

#throws this @ all the asynchronous fans like chicken feed #asynchronous rondo #splatoon 3 #side order #me daily

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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Battering Lento enrichment!!! FOOBAL!!!

#pearl #pearl houzuki #why not tag pearl we love our sappolopods #yknow if pearl is here why not add #marina #pearlina

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re blog so jay easy will make a splatoon song‼️‼️‼️

Listen‼️

#jay eazy #booksmart #splatoon #so silly #i was never book smart im money smart #makes me more intelligent #side order #splatoon 3

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elevator is NOT a safe space

#acht splatoon #i love acht so much #pearlina #pearlina is literaly the cutest

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i dont like them

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thats such a beautiful looking lab room, I need some experiments to do there

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literally the "hiting on pearl in front of me" scene

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Transphobe: When archeologists dig up your bones, your skeleton will show only the gender you were born with.

Archeologist: Eureka! This is the 14th skeleton I've found here! This will be the discovery of the century! Surely this was once the site of a great and terrible battle!

Gravekeeper: Dude. Seriously? This is like the fifth time this week. FOR THE LAST TIME. YOU ARENT ALLOWED NEAR THE GRAVEYARD ANYMORE. THIS IS NOT A HISTORICAL SITE. THERE'S LITERALLY A FUNERAL HAPPENING OVER THERE. GET OUT.