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me: *On train listening to music*

me: *looks left and sees sabrina*

me: *looks forward*

sabrina: *pops infront of me*

me: *looks left and sees sabrina*

sabrina: *smiles*

me: *looks right*

sabrina: *pops infront of my head*

me: *gets off train*

me: *walks around corner*

sabrina: *whispers in my ear* Skiddal0-de-de-o-dumm

me: *screams*

#sabrina carpenter #thumbs by sabrina carpenter #thumbs #meme #lol #funny

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Person 1: I came here to tell a chemistry joke. . . But all the good ones argon

Person 2: That was PERFECTION

Person 3: I for one only make chemistry jokes PERIODICALLY. This is because chemistry just isn't my ELEMENT. To tell the truth, it's quite VILE. Also, what fruit is one part Barium, two parts Sodium? BA NA NA.

Person 1:

Person 2:

Person 3: HA BA NA NA

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ANNABETH GETS SASSY

Jock: hey babe, did it hurt when you feel from heaven?

Annabeth: No, but I scraped my knees climbing up from the depths of he'll.

Jock: ...

Piper: OHHH YASSSS GURL

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Omfg yes

How I pratice drawing things, now in a tutorial form. The shrimp photo I used is here Show me your shrimps if you do this uvu  PS: lots of engrish because foreign 

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Can we please stop dehumanising Rachel because she ‘ruined Percabeth’? Percabeth is not ruined. Perachel has great chemistry? And above all that, Rachel is a strong and brilliant character. She’s also sassy as Percy, so there’s another bonus.

Please don’t hate on her. The only real reasonI can see people do that is because Rachel kissed Percy. That’s fine. A lot of people wanted to kiss him.

Does that really make her a bad person?

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WHAAAT

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Notch: joined the game.

God: joined the game.

God: I can create worlds.

Notch: I can too.

God: I can create animals.

Notch: I can too.

God: I can create circles.

Notch: left the game

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Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

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Funny Things People Say

Funny quotes people say: If you are what you eat, then cannibals are the only humans. Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright. 10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden... In his house. Dear America, Since you released upon us the horror that is Miley Cyrus (I actually like her a bit but I thought this was funny) , we have decided to retaliate. Its name is Justin Bieber (His songs are ok but I hate him.) and no-one will be spared. Yours faithfully, Canada. When I die, friends will go to my funeral, good friends will cry at my funeral, but my best friend will change my facebook status to "Chilin' with Jesus" Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life? Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after I found it? When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back. When your down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you. Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of. There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. When your are in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "dang, that was fun!" People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. Take my advice, I don't use it anyway. I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? If something goes without saying, why do people say it? Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny. Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. God created man-THEN had a better idea! Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter. 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. I like work. It fasinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. I have CDO. It's like OCD but all of the letters are in alphabetical order...like they should be. It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese. I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. I'm not random, I'm just HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL! You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a cliff, I laugh. A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Dang, that was fun!" Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia? I've used up all of my sick days so I'm calling in dead. Stereotyping? How do you type with a stereo? People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was. I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face. You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you. DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S (Or in my case UK)...tell your friends. Hey stupid! Your sock is untied... If my calculations are correct...slinkies escalator = EVERLASTING FUN!! Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. "To be is to do" Socrates "To do is to be" Sartre "Do be do be do." Sinatra Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together? Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? We're so cool ice cubes are jealous. Im not as random as you think I salad. On a scale of 1 to crazy I'm a penguin. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicatd. Haven't they met themselves? I see no good reason to act my age. Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls. Be a dork!! Because being cool is overrated. At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Pretty deep huh? Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads. Hey you! Yeah you! No, not you, the other guy. You right there! Do you like tacos? Worst time to have a heart attack; during a game of charades. If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you. I ROCK! Guitar hero told me. I tried being normal, but I didn't like it. I was going to kill the ugliest person alive but then i thought I'd let your mom live one more day Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to. There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe. Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes. Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is. Be yourself. That's crazy enough. You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail. Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. The trouble with real life is that there is no background music I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. Forecast for tonight: darkness If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do? I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. How come when you mix water with flour, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something Hell is full of musical amateurs There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line I'm not random I just have many thoughts I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it If you had a life you would stop talking about mine We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking The below statement is true The above statement is false Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner. In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop! When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Five tequila, six tequila, lock the jail door! I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah! If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?! Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll. If idiots could fly this place would be an airport. I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret! Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1? By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday Hi! I'm human. What're you? Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege. I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it! Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy. Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars. Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!? Its not that I'm not a “people person”... its just that I'm not a “stupid people person”. Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

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Person 1: I came here to tell a chemistry joke. . . But all the good ones argon

Person 2: That was PERFECTION

Person 3: I for one only make chemistry jokes PERIODICALLY. This is because chemistry just isn't my ELEMENT. To tell the truth, it's quite VILE. Also, what fruit is one part Barium, two parts Sodium? BA NA NA.

Person 1:

Person 2:

Person 3: HA BA NA NA

#chemistry jokes #element #periodically #puns #jokes #dachemistrypunworld

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Person 1: "Sleep is important!"

Person 2: "yeah, sleep is important, so let's make kids wake up at 6 am and go to school!"

Person 3: "that's a great idea!"

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ANNABETH HUMOR

Annabeth: Someone told me you sounded like an owl

Percy: Who?

Annabeth: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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A CONVERSATION: Me and my friend had this conversation when I was fangirling in Math class with my fellow fangirl Julia and my cello Griffin (don't ask)

me: so you know how Percy is called peter Johnson like what if he had a twin called peter

Griffin: but wait PAUL STARTS WITH P TOO

julia: omg POSEIDON DOES TOO

Griffin: aw too bad sally doesn't start with p she's lonely

me: NOPE HER NAME IS POLLY NOW AND ITS THE PACKSON FAMILY PERCY PACKON PETER PACKSON POLLY PACKSON PAUL PACKSON ITS BEAUTIFUL

math teacher: **looks at our table strangely**

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REBLOG IF YOU ARE DEAD

watch me get a zero reblogs

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never hit that reblog button so fucking fast in my life

Reblog if your otp is gay

well none of my ships are straight soooooo

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A FRICKIN LOT OF THESE

LOOKING FOR FANDOM FRIENDS

Hey! I’m lonely. None of my IRL friends like any of the fandoms I’m in. This is a problem. So, PLEASE REBLOG if you’re a part of any of the following fandoms and you’re willing to make a friend. ^-^

Danisnotonfire

AmazingPhil

Phan

Markiplier

Amy Nelson/Peebles

Amyplier

Jacksepticeye

Wiishu

Septiishu

Septiplier (for the lols)

Crankgameplays

Tyler Scheid

Tythan

Pewdiepie

Shane Dawson

Panic! At The Disco

Brendon Urie

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this.

THIS

i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;

“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”

“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community” 

“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”