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it's rotten work. especially to me especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but christ alive.
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syain 18 hours
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You, a fool, when characters state different or contradictory things about backstory events or how the world works: This is a plot hole!
Me, wise, enlightened: Not so, neophyte. Have you considered all the exhaustive possibilities in which one of these characters simply has no idea what they are talking about, or better yet, is a fucking liar?
#me
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syain 18 hours
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"breeding" is a hot raw way to describe it but i'll be real making babies is the furthest thing from my mind i'm just trying to paint your insides
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syain 20 hours
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spin this wheel and get a random baldur鈥檚 gate 3 character.
look them up here or here (or google i guess). not spoiler free. no secret nuanced fourth answer, you just gotta choose. have fun!
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syain 20 hours
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happy birthday to our real hero
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Googles ai search is going great
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it came to me in a moment of clarity
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syain 21 hours
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whatever. WHATEVER.
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syain 2 days
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So true
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What are we measuring here, bestie?
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I can only ever hear "tranny faggot" in scooby doo's voice
This was the top of my inbox first thing in the morning and it made me laugh so hard I started coughing and it freaked out my cat
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syain 3 days
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it鈥檚 so hard being your father鈥檚 son (female)
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you dont have swag like me
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