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Discussing post-soccer callings with A & K

#the better question is what is my post-kellex calling. #uswnt #alex morgan #kelley o'hara #kellex #nwsl #YES IM STILL HERE. #UNHINGED AS EVER. #anyways i'll never have to come up with a post-kellex calling #because apparently they're gonna stay making dorky memories forever #LOVE U GUYS ENJOY THIS RANDOM POST <3

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my relatable team.

#NOT THESE DORKS #USWNT #rose lavelle #julie ertz #jaelin howell #abby dahlkemper #lynn williams #kelley o'hara #and like.... all the rest of them dorks #these all have such chaotic covid energy that I couldn't not share #did i see 4 anons asking for a post and then succumb to peer pressure? #M A Y B E #anyways as usual i love you guys #plz don't hate me for not replying to asks/messages #i just be out here tryna survive #these moments murdered me though so here is something for ur enjoyment #also a few honorable mentions #krashlyn being PARENTS JUST KILL ME #ALEX being a MOTHERRRRRRRR #Casey Short not being Casey Short anymore??? #like wait congrats but I was like oh there's Casey Sh----- #oh.... #OK BYE NOBODY SAW ME BYE

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UN. FOLLOW. ME.

#WHAT THE FUCK #USWNT #ALEX MORGAN #KELLEY O'HARA #KELLEX #911? #YES HELLO THIS IS SUGARFILE #I JUST GOT A BILLION ASKS IN 5 SECONDS #HOLY SHIT #IS THIS A FANFIC #LOOK AT WHAT THEY'RE WEARING #JESUS CHRIST #JESUS #CHRIST #HEIGHTDIFFERENCE.MP4 #HELP #PLEASE SEND HELP

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Poor Jules 2nd time hitting the goal post in two games!

what you think she’s thinking about: someone else

what she’s really thinking about:

#this is very soccer specific but julie's face is a MOOOOOOD #asks #also wtf why are we tied #wtf #uswnt #julie ertz #Julie vs her arch nemesis: the goal post

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#ur either an allie or a sonnett #tag yourself #uswnt #bench dummies #allie long #emily sonnett #kelley o'hara #alex morgan #mal pugh #abby dahlkemper #sam mewis

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please meme that video of Alex Kelley and Allie watching something on allie's phone

oh god… 

#i'm....... i'm so sorry julie 😂 #this is me whenever i'm having a bad day though #uswnt #julie ertz #alex morgan #kelley o'hara #allie long #the three dorks being SO dorky #i literally love julie so much she was such a badass in thursdays game #she is like the physical embodiment of female power and on top of that beautiful #but watching her fall when she went for this throw in #S T I L L cracks me up #love you babe #asks

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Alex grabbed Kelley's ass at the end when they were taking team picture against south korea, no words...

GOOD. EVENING. FAM. Wow let’s talk about Kellex last night because they were so gross it gave me heart palpitations!!!

STARTING WiTH this pregame wife pic of them on the bench (thanks to this twitter post + the multiple submissions I got of this pic god bless you all

😍???😍

then there’s these two idiots being smiley and adorable in the lineup

ft. Kelley just swerving Tobin’s high-fives lol

and THEN the moment that anon mentions where???? wtf is happening here??????? like kelley’s the only one that reacts (hilariously) and when she turns around her and alex are super playful about it like... chill out?????????????

and then Kelley bee-lining to sit next to Alex on the bench so hard that Alex is basically about to sit on her lap 

and then guys..... guys i hate myself for noticing this but...... on the bench at like the 2nd minute........... 

Why are they like that goodbye.....................

#how is she just going to rub her back and play with her ponytail like that #thats GAYYYYYYYYYY #WTF IS HAPPENING #asks #usa v soko #kelley o'hara #alex morgan #let me tell you a thing #after milan i was like #hey what the fuck #and then kelley and alex had a reunion and allie gave us no posts about them #and i was like HeY! what the fuck? #and then this game happened and i was like HEY WHAT. THE. FUCK. #i can watch that gif of kelley pulling alex's ponytail back like 8 billion times???? #i had a dream about this like it AFFE C TED ME #kelley is SO soft w alex #softer than a pile of pillows #guys the time to be a kellex stan is YESTERDAY JUMP ON BOARD w ME!!!!

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i was watching that FIFA World11 vid again and if you look closely when the gals (kelley, julie, megan and rose) are gathering around for a cute pic Kelley is stressing and she says "I don't know where she is" and looks around... she's looking for her wife Alex change my mind

SOME MINI PANIC ATTACKS FT.  WIVES

#ME: *SEARCHING FOR AN EMOTIONAL BREAK* #why are they likeee thattttttttt #asks #hello! #first of all anon #and all of the other anons that i have not answered yet (DEAR GOD) #you are all amazing #seCoND of ALL #CAN we talk about this??? #why tf #first of all hold up #wait i mean second of all #UGH WHATEVER NUMBER WE'RE ON JFC #they were both in milan and we got 0 pics #in my head i was like wow pinoe/alex jj/kelley stunning #but in my real head i was like WHY NOT SWITCH THAT UP #BC KELLEX #like honestly why god #also this is 100000% the truth kelley was looking for alex #if you watch you can sort of see her say something before like: #has anyone seen alex? #WHY R THEY LOOKING FOR EACH OTHER DURING THESE MOMENTS #THE HAPPIEST MOMENTS OF THEIR LIVES #LIKE BE TOGETHER ALWAYS #BUY A FUCKING TRACKING DEVICE #OUT HERE IN 2019 LOSING TRACK OF PPL LIKE THAT #UNREAL #also o GOD this was my 1000th post that's not what i meant it to be lol! #OOPS #LOVE U GUYS

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OG third wheel bench buds spotted

they’re so serious lol

#asks #alex in the last gif is 10000% telling kelley that they're on the big screen #she probably recognized kel's sparkly hazel eyes huh #kelley o'hara #alex morgan #allie long #uswnt #some serious girlies #still not as serious as pinoes pink hair tho

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based off Alex describing Kelley’s speckly, glittery, green-rimmed, beautiful eyes. 

(from this video)

#tHATS LeSbIAn AcTiVITY???? #uswnt #alex morgan #kelley o'hara #kellex #guys this stupid post took HOURS JESUS #am i done with this video??? #NOT YET lol #but this was sooooooo gay guys like #i had an alex morgasm just listening to this #she gay panicked over kelley's eye color #like any normal friend (aka every other person in the vid) would have just been like #yup she's hazel #a lesser friend would have even just said 'green' #alexandra janice morgan was like: #AKsCHUALLY she's not JUST hazel #she's hazel with a sparkly twist #and a dash of glitter #but is always green rimmed #sometimes when i'm gazing into her eyes... #*9 hours later* #sonnett: okay WRAP IT THE FUCK UP #alex: ....... she's beautiful #anyways i needed to post my own thing for this because after seeing this #i OOP'd so hard i fell over #but i have so many other things to PoST #and dear god lets not even talk about kelley's body issue coming out #my vagina exploded faster than that beer bottle she was holding

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SPECKLES...TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE EYE SPECKLES ALEX

LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED

#i literally died lol #sonny is me #asks #also can we talk about the dinner guest moment #alex was like: i dont have a dream dinner guest #kelley *bats eyelashes*: come on dreamm dinner guest <3 <3 #alex: okay i have a dream dinner guest #BOOM it's kelley........ #like what kind of idiot chemistry are they trying to achieve here #sonnett was like: THEY MADE EYE CONTACT #lol same #wow. #also allie is shaking at sonny calling herself the third wheel #i half expected her to come barging in and take over the kellex interview

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Alex & Kel trashtalking the competition ft. Rose & Mal shaming them

#i stan two psycho wives lol! #uswnt #alex morgan #kelley o'hara #kellex #rose lavelle #mal pugh #some of my favorite humans #getting publicly shamed by some of my other favorite humans #guys kellex was too much in this video #TOOO MUCH #IM NOT EVEN DONE YET I HAVE SO MUCH MORE TO GO THROUGH #and guys your asks plz #i can only die so much lol you guys are amazing

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Alex trying to prove kelley wrong about her own bday, she started counting and everything 🤣

kelley’s reaction is EVERYTHING to me lol 😂😂

tbh im just gonna use this meme for everything no regrets

#ASKS #GOOD ASKSFTERNOON!!! #lol see what i did to the words #UGH IM SO MAD IM SO LATE #but listen up right here #these two idiots #are married #and i will answer like a billion asks and post a bunch within the next few hours so #plz if you have any complaints #feel free to send them to 1-800-idowhatiwant #KELLEX #IS #REAL

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my last two brain cells interacting

#why are they like that lol #idiot bros #uswnt #alex morgan #kelley o'hara #kellex #HELLO! #IM NOT DED! #BUT I FEEL LIKE IT! #anyways bless up i'll be around for games but #guys life is just SO life right now u know what i mean #this whole game was brilliant #if you have something desperate to gif send me an ask and i'll do my best! #some of my fave highlights: #pr**th goal aka the prodigal couple returns #adriana comin in with that franch dressing in goal #moe being back to MOE doe #tobin literally being everyones wet dream and a college dropout at once #pinoes!hair! #sam's serial killer face mask #when tobin stopped that ball from going out with PURE REACTION SPEED??? #like weird REFLEX but OKaY #anyways kelley's smile in that first gif is everything to me #also if anyone hasnt seen it go look at katie nolans pic of them #cute #LOVE U GUYS <3

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well Alex did do a sort of blended bday post for her wife and third wheel!

UGH I’LL TAKE IT

#THE THREE DORKS DOTH RISE #asks #alex and her 'girlies' #the hq selfie of them on the bus really irks me guys #do you know how they were sitting on that bus ?? #kelley was practically lappin' it on Alex #and we're getting one photo of this event every month like fml #SOMEONE RELEASE THEM ALL #do NOT get me started on how many pictures they have of each other #that we will never effing see #that's tr*mp's america for you #bye

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Hi! Have you posted or do you know if anyone has made any Kellex content about their height difference? You know, for science.

HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVE HEIGHT DIFF PICS FOR SCIENCE OKAY 😍😍

(^ask me when i’ll stop using that pic lol)

#IM IN CAPS LOCK BECAUSE THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT OKAY #ASKS #HEIGHT DIFFERENCE #sometimes its so hard to think of kelley as so much shorter #because her personality is like a 20 ft tall flaming hot surfboard #but honestly i think of so many funny ways that kelley would like try to be feisty #and end up failing because she's too smol #not that she's easy to mess with #just that she's fun sized for pleasure #...............................*smirks in lesbian*

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Kelley is out for pretty much the rest of the NWSL season!?????

after ONE VICTORY TOUR GAME I STG

#NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOoooOOOoOooOOoOOo #asks #kelley o'hara #that poor bby just let her ankles LIVE