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This is technically lore accurate

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I want to write a book called “your character dies in the woods” that details all the pitfalls and dangers of being out on the road & in the wild for people without outdoors/wilderness experience bc I cannot keep reading narratives brush over life threatening conditions like nothing is happening.

I just read a book by one of my favorite authors whose plots are essentially airtight, but the MC was walking on a country road on a cold winter night and she was knocked down and fell into a drainage ditch covered in ice, broke through and got covered in icy mud and water.

Then she had a “miserable” 3 more miles to walk to the inn.

Babes she would not MAKE it to that inn.

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I hate waiting for things to stop being popular so i can enjoy them

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HELP

MY ASSIGNED ANALOG HORROR SERIES IS PENIS FILES

#🤝 #horny document #me and op live the same hell

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imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg

"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"

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the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u

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Trick or treat 😤

Oh fuck

I should have expected this

Uhhhhhhh

*offers you a biscuit and definitely not a bunxh of needles*

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reblog for sample size !!

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How to put “wrote fan-fiction” on your résumé:

Leveraged an inventory of established fictional character and setting elements to generate a disruptive custom-curated narrative entertainment asset.

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this post is going to stay up forever, but I'm going to reblog this post with a picture of a funny cat I drew wearing big boots. the reblog that has the cat in it will only be available for 5 minutes so good luck if you manage to see or find that version.

I'll add the cat to this post about a minute after posting this. I need to add an image description so it'll take a sec

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Sometimes you scroll your feed and it's two of your mutuals RPing being puppies playing and stuff like someone dropped a dog park in the middle of dashcon

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WAIT I HAVE AN AWESOME HOUSE DESIGN

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Laios' stats.

Ohmygod it really is that meme. Laios would be too powerful. Social skills nerfed by autism.

(from the dungeon meshi world guide)

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love using (!) excessively, like yes!!! i am so very excited!!!! right now!!!!! i love you!!!!!!

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[Not my recordings. This is what’s left of the dialogue in question.]