My Mind Plays Tricks on Me
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being paranoid is funny bc like well what if i'm right
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Phone bugged out and showed this on the tumblr
Help
i'm fine...... but inside... i'm NO SIGNIFICANT HARASSMENT
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oopsie! You got a bit too manic about a creative project too close to bedtime and now your brain is too awake to sleep. One million dead 10 morbillion injured
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So in the Neopets’ Battledome there’s a challenger called Punchbag Bob who, true to his name, doesn’t fight back. However, once in a while he’s replaced with Punchbag Sid, who’s just Bob with an eyepatch and the ability to deal up to 20K+ damage in a single hit.
Punchbag Sid is important because you get an avatar for fighting him. The problem, however, is that TNT has to manually activate him in order for him to appear, which has not been done since 2014 (aka ten years ago).
and then yesterday they just tossed him in for 20 minutes in the middle of the day without warning. people went fucking insane
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Customer: (not on record)
DMV: KILL
Verdict: DENIED
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Creamthing d'or passant reguardant, by a sheaf of arrows percée ...and Montjoy also.
[creamthing is the creation of the inimitable @samsketchbook; despite this choice of adjective, I have nonetheless tried my best at a little heraldic creamthing]
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Dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended
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