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21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs

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how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.

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Hi, I’m Alfie, he/him/his. Follow me on @jingle-bells-bitty or @sharkking

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watching trump slowly figure out what the presidency actually entails is a lot like what i imagine gilderoy lockhart looked like when the hogwarts teachers called his bluff and sent him into the chamber of secrets

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me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way

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*unlikes post so i can like it from u*

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send me the chubbiest kitten

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“Mom, pls”

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I don’t understand people who can eat pie without ketchup.

#wowowow that's fuckin great #still don't understand how people eat pie without ketchup #idk tho

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Wings stolen away and strapped down by sinew,

Unable to fly with polka dotted pockmarked cigarette burns.

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Haha I'm back and the only reason I'm on this blog is to say things like I really want to be called handsome and not have my friends notice it