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Jeff the killer headcanons

Jeff doesn't wear white hoodies, he did the say he was burned but it was burned up into ash since it's kinda impossible for clothes to survive fire. Especially since his hoodie was cotton.

He has a pollen allergy, never give him flowers he'll take it as a threat even if you didn't know about his allergy.

Despite everything Jeff does know the basics of self care.

Refuses to cut his hair, says it's to beautiful to go.

Jeff doesn't like children, he sees them as annoying peices of shit.

In his early years of killing he did say "go to sleep" but after a couple years of saying that he realized how cringey that was.

He's a sociopath.

He's Latino, him and Liu are only half brothers so Liu is fully white but Jeff is half white have Latino.

He loves to be babied, the only time he doesn't like it is when he is either killing someone or is in the killing mood.

Likes motherly people.

Kind of has mommy and daddy issues.

Was jealous of Liu a lot when he was growing up.

He doesn't know what his fav color is so he just says white.

Eats everything with hot sauce, even cereal.

Almost died from his pollen allergy once.

The only holidays he cares about is Christmas and Halloween.

Has a deep hatred for Valentines Day.

He isn't as messy as ppl say, his father was pretty racist so he made him do most of the chores around the house. (He hooked up with a Latino and the mother died from birth so the baby was just shoved into his hands, yes he did cheat of Margret)

Jeff was 16 to 17 when the incident happened and Liu was 18 or 19.

Hates the heat, prefers the cold.

Hates the smell of smoke, you know why.

Rips his socks off at night, like seriously he takes it by the toes and just pulls harshly, ripping the socks along the way.

After he brushes his teeth he drinks orange juice.

What ppl cal a menace to society

Sometimes he randomly breaks out into a dance.

And last but not least, he likes to stare at himself in a mirror for years and just flirt with himself.

I have more but I'll post those sometime in the future.

Also is it just me or is Jeff such a hard character to write? Because like I think he's an asshole but at the same time I think he's a crack head and shit🚶‍♀️

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