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[strawberri-elixir]

i need more writer mutuals T-T

#☾ jade talks a lot ☽ #i’m so lonely #someone be my friend

[strawberri-elixir]

Café Chronicles

╰⇢ God’s favourite

Contents — judging someone (you), megumi being a little mean this chapter, character lore(?)

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Fun facts!

— you weren’t actually staring for that long (okay maybe a little), but it was just coincidence that megumi caught you staring

— nobara brought it upon herself to be your number one defender until the day she dies or until everyone sees you the same way she does (whichever comes first)

— there might be more to the history between you and noritoshi

Taglist! (50/50) — CLOSED!

@sur-i-ki @taelattecookie @nnasv @sillygoose3082 @swissy23 @annoying-bitxh @wearetheexception @bananasquash @b4tm4nn @polarbunny @xosren @helix-frscr @mixzimi @morgyyyyyyy @maya-maya-56 @ayxnxr @chuyasthighs0 @sereniteav @1l-ynn @lacrimae-lotos @cre8inghavoc @shotos-angelic-whore @lysaray @herdemisee @gabirii @ladytamayolover @lavender-hvze @shinsukeee @jayathelostdragon @dremerys @xbarrjallenx @bruisedstarss @camilo-uwu @r0ckst4rjk @dreamxiing @k4sss133 @mellozhi @0range-juiceee @liesthelunarlover @luciiferslover @mo0nforme @minzxec @bitchycloudstrawberry @rzcnlb @tsuyukix @minidrake @woahguy278 @nnnyxie @satorups @strxkbylightning

bold means i can’t tag you for some reason :[

#𝐂𝐀𝐅𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐋𝐄𝐒 #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen imagines #jujutsu kaisen smau #jjk #jjk x reader #jjk imagines #jjk smau #megumi fushiguro #megumi x reader #megumi x you #megumi smau #smau #modern au #strawberri-elixir

[strawberri-elixir]

GUESS WHOS BACKKKK (i’m sorry i took such a long break)

#☾ jade talks a lot ☽

[strawberri-elixir]

Café Chronicles

╰⇢ DEEZ NETS

Contents — (affectionate) bullying, failed deez nuts joke, mentions of being delusional

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Fun facts!

— the kyoto gang will never miss an opportunity to make fun of your spelling errors

— megumi is a regular customer at the café you and nobara work at (he still thinks you’re weird)

Taglist! (50/50) — CLOSED!

@sur-i-ki @taelattecookie @nnasv @sillygoose3082 @swissy23 @annoying-bitxh @wearetheexception @bananasquash @b4tm4nn @polarbunny @xosren @helix-frscr @mixzimi @morgyyyyyyy @maya-maya-56 @ayxnxr @chuyasthighs0 @sereniteav @1l-ynn @lacrimae-lotos @cre8inghavoc @shotos-angelic-whore @lysaray @herdemisee @gabirii @ladytamayolover @lavender-hvze @shinsukeee @jayathelostdragon @dremerys @xbarrjallenx @bruisedstarss @camilo-uwu @r0ckst4rjk @dreamxiing @k4sss133 @mellozhi @0range-juiceee @liesthelunarlover @luciiferslover @mo0nforme @minzxec @bitchycloudstrawberry @rzcnlb @tsuyukix @minidrake @woahguy278 @nnnyxie @satorups @strxkbylightning

Bold means I can’t tag you for some reason :[

#𝐂𝐀𝐅𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐋𝐄𝐒 #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen imagines #jujutsu kaisen smau #jjk #jjk x reader #jjk imagines #jjk smau #megumi fushiguro #megumi x reader #megumi x you #megumi smau #smau #modern au

[strawberri-elixir]

hey y’all, i’m taking a break from Café Chronicles for another week, i’m just feeling a little unmotivated so i don’t want to give you guys half-assed content. so i’m writing short fics for my other account while i take a break, since i can just write what i’d like, when i like.

(don’t get it twisted, i am definitely going to finish the series, i just have a lot on my plate rn)

if you guys want to find my alt account, just lmk and i’ll drop the user ☝️ (or just make a post about it)

ANYWAYS I LOVE YOU ALL MAKE SURE YOURE ALL EATING AND DRINKING WATER 💋💋💋

#☾ jade talks a lot ☽

[strawberri-elixir]

𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐓 ─ when you bake something for them and it turns out horrible. (yuji, megumi, gojo)

warnings: none that I know of // SHITTY WRITING

𝐘𝐔𝐉𝐈:

When Yuji got home he was greeted by the smell of…well something was cooking.

“Babe, I'm home!” He announces and walks to the kitchen after taking his shoes off to see you standing there with a proud smile on your face and a plate of cookies in front of you.

“I made cookies for you! Try some!”

“Wow! Thank you baby” Yuji says excitedly and gives you a peck on the cheek before grabbing a cookie and taking a big bite, all excitement washed away.

Yuji chews waiting for the delicious sweetness to hit but it never does, all he got was immediate salt so he slows down his chewing and looks back at you and begins to feel bad.

You looked so proud standing there waiting for him to finish, you worked hard making these for him, how could he break your little heart. He just couldn’t.

“Mmm!” Yuji hums out with a forced smile as he swallows the horrid food. 

“I love my significant other I love my significant other  I love my significant other I love my significant other-” he repeats in his head and goes in for another bite, hands shaking, taste buds screaming.

‘WHY WAS IT SPICY? AND SALTY?’

“These are so good-” He begins but his body betrays him and causes him to gag, nearly spitting it back up.

“Yu? Is everything alright?” You say worried as you watch your boyfriend fight against throwing up.

“Y..ye..yeah baby, totally great! These cookies! Hahahaha so….gag so good!” 

Concern growing on you, you reach and grab one of the cookies to taste for yourself and ask the same question in your head.

‘WHERE DID THE SPICE AND SALT COME FROM?!’

Immediately you spit the food out in a napkin you quickly grab and shout at Yuji “SPIT IT OUT BABE!….DON’T KEEP EATING IT?!”

“No really babe it's not that bad!” He argues while trying to eat more but before he could you force it out of his mouth and quickly sweep all them away straight into the garbage and make him rinse his mouth in the sink.

“Why did you keep eating it?!?”

“You worked so hard..” He pouts at you.

𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐔𝐌𝐈:

Megumi is a bit more straight forward than the others unfortunately. 

You and Megumi were chilling at your house, he was working on some homework while you were jamming in the kitchen attempting to make a chocolate cake with the ingredients you had at your house, some ingredients missing but you didn’t care.

“GUMI BEAR!” You scream for him. “I told you not to call me that, it's embarrassing…” He grumbles and appears behind you in a second, looking over your shoulder at the supposed cake you made. 

His face says it all, with his eyebrows furrowed with a sour look on his face. “I made a cake! I know it doesn’t look the prettiest…I forgot to let it cool off before I put the frosting on and it crumbled but I'm sure it tasted good…”

You grab some on a fork and place it in front of Megumi’s face so that he could taste it.

He shakes his head no at first but as you keep pestering him and he finally stops grumbling and takes the tiniest bite. “Yep it's good”

“You didn’t even eat it! You just tasted the fork! Come on, just try it”

With more groans and mumbles coming from him and more pestering coming from you, you finally get him to take a full bite of the cake you made.

You feed it to him and watch as he chews only once and quickly spits it out in an instant.

“That was disgusting.” He tells you but instantly regrets it as he watches the smile fall off your face and turn into a frown.

“...Sorry babe…” 

After you taste it for yourself you agree that he was not exaggerating because you had the same reaction when you got a crunch in your bite that was not supposed to be there. “Oh yeah what was not good…”

Megumi pulls you into his embrace while giving a light peck to your temple. “How about we make another one but together?”

WHILE THE TWO OF YOU ARE MAKING IT: “hand me the sugar please” “…babe did you use this earlier?” “yeah why?” “this is salt. You used salt instead of sugar.”

“OHHHHHHH well they look similar you can’t blame me…” You shrug sheepishly and go to crack the eggs but Megumi stops you.

“How about…I do the eggs…you can stir it”

𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎:

Gojo was finally done with the last minute mission that he got sent and was now on his way back to his lovely significant other who was waiting at his house so patiently.

“ANGEL CAKES I'M HOME~ did you miss me?” he screams as he walks in the front door expecting to be greeted immediately with you at the door but you aren't there.

With a big frown on his face he walks further in the house to which then he hears you calling him from the kitchen. “In here my love! I got a tasty surprise for you!”

Books it to the kitchen with a cheeky smile on his face, once he sees you he’s slightly disappointed the surprise wasn't you on the counter, but a plate of cookies instead, a man could dream.

“I made you cookies! Tadaaaaa!” You tell him while shoving the plate in front of him and greeting him with a kiss.

In your guy's relationship Gojo does the cooking and baking. From knowing you since you both were in diapers, he has had previous experiences with you and your cooking to know whatever you made was about to taste like an absolute abomination. 

“NOW! Before you say anything, I know I’m not the best at cooking but this time I followed the recipe step by step! So they should taste good…how hard could making simple cookies be? Taste them!”

Gojo hesitates but seeing you look so proud of yourself made him let his guard down. “Alrighty, hand one over then lets see” He gives in and takes the cookie you handed him, taking a bite before the horrid familiar taste hits his tongue. He quickly makes a gesture that he needs something to drink with a smile and when you turn your back to him he quickly opens the garbage with his foot and spits out while chucking the cookie in after, if you can even call it that.

You turn back around and hand him a glass of water. “Woah! You finished it already?! Was it good?” You grin at him while clapping your hands.

The man felt bad that even when following a simple recipe you had no talent when it came to baking, “Very good! I ate a lot of kikufuku on the way here so i'm full but i’ll eat some later cutie”

Later that night, when he made sure you were deep asleep he throws them all away and quickly stuffs other things to hide his crime.

Next morning: “Toru? What happened to all the cookies I made last night?” “I got so hungry in the middle of the night and they were so good that I ate them all! Sorry angel!”

“Oh?! Okay I’ll just make more then! Look I’m improving-“

“NO!…no more cookies, save your baking for a special time…hehe”

#jujutsu kaisen x reader #yuji x reader #megumi x reader #gojo x reader

[strawberri-elixir]

sorry y’all for my inactivity 🌝 i’m catching up on my school work, but i’ll get my shit together real soon 🤞

but anyways i love you all 😍 make sure you eat, sleep, and drink water 🫶

#☾ jade talks a lot ☽

[strawberri-elixir]

Café Chronicles

╰⇢ Freaks

Contents — swearing, author being immature, a singular deez nuts joke

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Fun facts!

— due to some… unfortunate events that took place last year when the kyoto students came to tokyo, none of the tokyo students like your friends

— Nobara sits right next to you in the lecture hall, hence why the two of you started talking (she spoke first)

— Maki still kinda holds a grudge against Mai (and pretty much everyone else from kyoto), so she has the assumption that you’re a jerk

Taglist! (50/50) — CLOSED!

@sur-i-ki @taelattecookie @nnasv @sillygoose3082 @swissy23 @annoying-bitxh @wearetheexception @bananasquash @b4tm4nn @polarbunny @xosren @helix-frscr @mixzimi @morgyyyyyyy @maya-maya-56 @ayxnxr @chuyasthighs0 @sereniteav @1l-ynn @lacrimae-lotos @cre8inghavoc @shotos-angelic-whore @lysaray @herdemisee @gabirii @ladytamayolover @lavender-hvze @shinsukeee @jayathelostdragon @dremerys @xbarrjallenx @bruisedstarss @camilo-uwu @r0ckst4rjk @dreamxiing @k4sss133 @mellozhi @0range-juiceee @liesthelunarlover @luciiferslover @mo0nforme @minzxec @bitchycloudstrawberry @rzcnlb @tsuyukix @minidrake @woahguy278 @nnnyxie @satorups @strxkbylightning

Bold means i can’t tag you for some reason :[

#𝐂𝐀𝐅𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐋𝐄𝐒 #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen imagines #jujutsu kaisen smau #jjk #jjk x reader #jjk imagines #jjk smau #megumi fushiguro #megumi x reader #megumi x you #megumi smau #smau #modern au #strawberri-elixir

[strawberri-elixir]

guys i’m sorry for my immaturity 😞 i don’t know what came over me

ANYWAYS ILL POST EITHER TONIGHT OR TOMORROW MORNING

#☾ jade talks a lot ☽

[strawberri-elixir]

OMG I HADN'T EVEN REALISED YOU PUT UP A NEW SMAU, TAG ME PLEASE?? 🙏🙏🙏

of course i can 🤭 sometimes tagging people just doesn’t work and i can find your account but you’re on there!

#✩ jade answers ✩

[strawberri-elixir]

hey pookies 😚 i’ll be so fr with you i’m planning another smau on my alt account for gojo so if you see a post about it, say hi to me 🥰

(still not straight up telling you my user)

OKAY LOVE YOU GUYS BYE

#☾ jade talks a lot ☽

[strawberri-elixir]

twin, where have you been ☹️🙏🏾

ya girl was lowkey praying for an academic miracle (i still failed but whatever 😝)

it’s okay i’m back now 😌

#✩ jade answers ✩

[strawberri-elixir]

it’d be so fun, so cute if you added me to the ‘café chronicles’ tag list <3 please <3

it would be totally cute and totally fun if i did 🤭

(you’ve been added love)

#✩ jade answers ✩

[strawberri-elixir]

LOVING THE NEW SMAU SO FAR -💤

MWUAH THANK YOU MY LOVE 🫶

#✩ jade answers ✩ #💤 anon

[strawberri-elixir]

HAHA sorry for not posting for the last like- weeks and a half 💀

#☾ jade talks a lot ☽

[strawberri-elixir]

Café Chronicles

╰⇢ B r o

Contents — swears

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Fun facts!

— there may or may not be some lingering feelings between you and Noritoshi

— when you bumped into Megumi, it took you a hot second to stop staring at him and keep moving

— your new mission is life is to befriend Maki (mostly because you think she’s cool and also because you wanna show Mai that you can)

Taglist! (39/50) — OPEN!

@sur-i-ki @taelattecookie @nnasv @sillygoose3082 @swissy23 @annoying-bitxh @wearetheexception @bananasquash @b4tm4nn @polarbunny @xosren @helix-frscr @mixzimi @morgyyyyyyy @maya-maya-56 @ayxnxr @chuyasthighs0 @sereniteav @1l-ynn @lacrimae-lotos @cre8inghavoc @shotos-angelic-whore @lysaray @herdemisee @gabirii @ladytamayolover @lavender-hvze @dremerys @shinsukeee @jayathelostdragon @chososwh0r3 @xbarrjallenx @bruisedstarss @camilo-uwu @r0ckst4rjk @dreamxiing @k4sss133 @mellozhi @0range-juiceee @liesthelunarlover @luciiferslover

Bold means I can’t tag you for some reason :[

#𝐂𝐀𝐅𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐋𝐄𝐒 #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen imagines #jujutsu kaisen smau #jjk #jjk x reader #jjk imagines #jjk smau #megumi fushiguro #megumi x reader #megumi x you #megumi smau #smau #modern au #strawberri-elixir

[strawberri-elixir]

Café Chronicles

╰⇢ (Respectfully) Die

Contents — more death-related jokes, swearing

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Fun Facts!

— ever since you started calling her by a nickname or any term of endearment, Mai stopped responding to her name when you call for her (out of habit)

— you burned yourself within the first ten minutes of training (dw it was minor 🥰)

Taglist! (28/50) — OPEN

@sur-i-ki @taelattecookie @nnasv @sillygoose3082 @swissy23 @annoying-bitxh @wearetheexception @bananasquash @b4tm4nn @polarbunny @xosren @helix-frscr @mixzimi @morgyyyyyyy @maya-maya-56 @ayxnxr @chuyasthighs0 @sereniteav @1l-ynn @lacrimae-lotos @cre8inghavoc @shotos-angelic-whore @lysaray @herdemisee @gabirii @ladytamayolover @nikkimvriee @shinsukeee @jayathelostdragon

#𝐂𝐀𝐅𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐋𝐄𝐒 #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen imagines #jujutsu kaisen smau #jjk #jjk x reader #jjk imagines #jjk smau #megumi fushiguro #megumi x reader #megumi x you #megumi smau #smau #modern au #strawberri-elixir