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tropes i will never get tired of

fake dating

omniscient narrator who immediately contradicts the characters (“This is fine,” she said. It was, in no way, shape, or form, fine.)

deadpan jokes while swordfighting

the “I FUCKING LOVE MY WIFE” guy

oblivious pining that slowly escalates until A is going on page rants about how pretty B’s eyes are but still doesn’t seem to recognize they’re in love

Strong Leader Type having to physically fall down in order for the other characters to see how exhausted they are

funny villains who talk and make jokes with their heroes while they’re fighting them

the villains presented as the protagonists

*increasingly pulls out bigger and bigger weapons from more unlikely places*

“I said all of your weapons” *pulls out more*

“ALL OF THEM” *pulls out one last tiny dagger*

traumatized character using humor to cover up ptsd

characters going out for a break at a restaurant/movie/whatever and something bad happening

using the “*gasp* what’s that over there???” trick to avert the enemy’s attention and it working

a villain’s weakness being something totally random and nonsensical

a hero duo arguing over who’s the sidekick while fighting a villain

“don’t be silly, we don’t need [important thing]”  “you lost it, didn’t you?”  “yeah”

“what’s the one thing I told you not to do tonight?”  “raise the dead”   “and what did you do?”  “raised the dead”

“I think that went pretty well” *explosion in the distance*

#you've done it! #this is Exactly what i like to see

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is it a bad sign that after forever of not touching tumblr, the second i read a new book and want to know if other people are Seeing what im seeing, im just like “ah shit, here we go again”

#chain of gold #alastair carstairs #thomas lightwood #and yes #yall did see what im seeing #and it did take me almost two months to get around to reading chain of gold #be nice to me :(

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i don’t consider myself a big or small blog. this is a clown blog ONLY

#sup im back after who knows how long #quarantine do be hitting different #a Lot has happened since i last actively used tumblr huh

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Me: wow it smells like updanger in here

You:

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Hi - I’m Peter Parker

#this shit so hd it doesnt even look real #like wtf

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listen up, I have a psa for y'all and it is u r g e n t that you understand okay

It has come to my attention that y'all have been sleeping on an amazing series, which sucks, because the fandom is small, and is just SAD because you’re most definitely missing out. So, what do I say? I say

Read Ranger’s Apprentice

It has eleven books for you to enjoy, and I’m even going to list em all in order, because you shouldn’t waste your time trying to figure out order and all that when you have READING to do.

The Ruins of Gorlan

The Burning Bridge

The Icebound Land

The Battle For Skandia

The Sorceror in the North

The Siege of Macindaw

Erak’s Ransom

The Kings of Clonmel

Halt’s Peril

The Emperor of Nihon-Ja

The Lost Stories

So, that’s the series. The first series, that is. Guess where we’re going now next? Well, I can’t e x a c t l y tell you because it wouldn’t mean anything to you, but we’re popping into another country in this universe to see what kinda shits going down over there. This series is called the Brotherband Chronicles, and it is a ride lemme tell you that.

The Outcasts

The Invaders

The Hunters

The Slaves of Soccoro

Scorpion Mountain

The Ghostfaces

The Caldera

There’s that series. I don’t know if it’s done, but imo it shouldn’t be I love these characters so damn much akdjskdj.

You think that’s its over now? That there’s no more? You thought wrong, because this universe goes on f o r e v e r.

Next up? We have a prequel series, because there are some things you just gotta know. This one is called The Early Years, and it’s fun as hell dude.

The Tournament at Gorlan

The Battle of Hackham Heath

There’s only two books out for this series right now, I think it’s over but honestly this author loves to hit us with that fresh content.

Damn, that’s a lot of books, you’re probably thinking. And you’re right. But that doesn’t mean we’re done here. There’s a sequel series to the original, and guess who’s here now? I CANT TELL YOU, BECAUSE SPOILERS but damn is it a nice series so far so IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT GO READ EM. This new series is called The Royal Ranger, and you better enjoy it.

A New Beginning

The Red Fox Clan

Duel At Araluen (this one is out in Australia, but it won’t be out in the US until May 28 2019. I don’t know when it will be out in other countries.)

So that’s that series so far. Are there any more books? Well, you know what, you got me this time, there isn’t anything else out yet. If I find out about more, I will add to this post. You can’t stop me from giving you this information.

Alright there’s all those series, but which order should you read them? Well, I put them in the order I recommend for them to be read in this post. You can probably switch Brotherband Chronicles and The Early Years, but other than that, it’s pretty much a set order.

So, now you have all this information. But, you’re missing one piece. Who’s the author of these books? The author? John Flanagan wrote all those books, and you better read them. So, what’s to do now? well,

Read them

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I LOVE THIS BIRTHDAY BOYEEEEEE

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Finished comic inspired by this post! (I’ll link in replies or reblog, otherwise tumblr won’t let you see my posts!)

Finally posting after teasing it this morning!  I hope you like it! Find me elsewhere:   Twitter: @JessiL_Art Instagram: @jessilart Pillowfort: JessiLeigh

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The gayest marvel movie is Captain America: The Winter Soldier you cant change my mind. That dorito bitch dropped everything to save his boyfriend when nobody would help him. He literally let him beat the SHIT outta him and then said “I’m with you till the end of the line.” Bucky broke out of 70 years of brain washing and was like ‘oh shit he my fucking boo’. Then that shit crashed to the ground and still confused as hell he saved his boos life. Theres no heterosexual explanation for that.

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Other bloggers: man I need to clean out my askbox

Me:

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reading nico's list of powers is so fucking funny like he can do everything. every single thing

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Any thoughts on Annabeth and Percy as parents? Poseidon just changing his cap from Neptune's lucky cap to world's saltiest grandpa sjsjsns

World’s Saltiest Grandpa is the FUNNIEST fucking thing I’ve ever heard in my life and it’s definitely happening jskddlsjfdkls

anyway I feel like the first one would definitely be a. uh. happy surprise™

like, they haven’t been married for a full year and are still settling into their new lives and one day Grover comes over to hang with Annabeth and he senses™ something and is like ‘hey….sweetie….why don’t we go to the drugstore’ and she starts flipping out lmao

anyway once she gets 3 positive tests she starts going into Planning mode, she’s got Grover there and she’s acting all rational and she’s talking about it to Piper and Hazel in their gc and she seems very calm and happy, and they’re coming up with cute ways to tell Percy right

like they started planning out a whole sweet little reveal thing

but then Percy gets home from work and this poor fucker isn’t even all the way in the door when she just screeches from across the room “I’M PREGNANT” and he’s like “W H A T”

so they’re screaming in excitement for most of the night after that lmao

if you think this isn’ t the biggest fucking gossip on Olympus then you’ve got another thing coming

Aphrodite has swooned 12 different times since the news drooped. Hera is screaming. Hestia is about to fucking set up camp in the Jackson’s backyard. Poseidon won’t shut the fuck up about how excited he is. Zeus is quaking. Apollo is weeping and has written multiple dramatic poems about this event. Athena is torn between fuming and excitement. Artemis has shown up to every single fucking doctor’s appointment disguised as a nurse. We’re talking 24/7 coverage on Hephaestus TV, baby

Annabeth is one of those bitches that lowkey thrives being pregnant. constantly glowing. everyone in her birthing classes hates her lmao

Percy 100% gets sympathy cravings and you KNOW it

Sally broke the world record for ‘worlds longest scream’ when she found out she’s SO excited

Piper literally will not stop buying baby stuff like every single week they get more packages of toys and clothes from her

Meanwhile Hazel and Frank won’t stop knitting baby blankets and hats and Leo built a fucking magical crib that would turn into a fucking indestructible barrier if a monster ever attacked AND includes a built in holographic light that will make the room look like it’s underwater

Percy and Annabeth are constantly just talking to the bump and not even in the cutesy way like she’ll fucking be at work and be giving out instructions and then go ‘that sounds good, doesn’t it _(baby name)_?’ or ‘Linda, ____ thinks that’s a terrible idea’ while looking down at her stomach and her coworkers think it’s hilarious

or they’ll be arguing about something and Percy’ll be like ‘Yeah, well, at least ____ agrees with me!’ lmao

She wakes up one day to find Percy put headphones on her stomach and is blasting Adele on them and she’s like ‘it’s classical music to make them smarter, Percy’ and he’s like ‘yeah but SOMEONE in this house needs to not be emotionally stunted so I’m giving them a chance’ jfsksdf

100% Nico has received a desperate phone call in the middle of the night because Annabeth’s craving shit that they can’t get anywhere near them at 3 am so he had to go on a shadow travel run to get it for her lmao

Her mood swings get so insane but like remember on Parks and Rec when Ann was pissed at Chris for just being. TOO supportive? 100% percabeth antics

Annabeth is So Determined to work through her pregnancy and not go on leave and it’s driving Percy absolutely insane

Every single morning he’s just like babe please….be a sane human… lmao

when she went into labor it was. hectic

they had been trying to plan a trip to either CHB or CJ so she could deliver with like Actual Healers who won’t get freaked out if people zapped into the room and also they’d be near family right 

and then the kid was like what if,,,,,,,,I came more than a month early. wouldn’t that be fun

lmao so cut to a scene of Percy speeding down the streets of their little town, both of them screaming their heads of, a fucking flock of owls tailing after their car,

there’s a heavy thunderstorm happening and Percy’s screaming ‘hey ZEUS! NOT THE FUCKING TIME ASSHOLE!!!!’ lmao

so they get to the hospital right. Poseidon and Athena beat them there and brought their mortal families with them lmao

Everyone’s a mess. Fredrick is about to faint and Helen and Paul are trying to get him to pull it together. Estelle is terrorizing Bobby and Matthew so those three are barely paying attention to the baby situation. Sally and Athena have already threatened five different medical professionals to get Annabeth some drugs. Poseidon is practically fucking vibrating 

While Annabeth is getting all settled in Percy starts calling all their friends to tell them and they are SO OFFENDED that they DARE to be in another state whilst Annabeth is delivering so everyone starts fucking scrambling to get there

Nico and Hazel shadow travel themselves, Frank, Reyna and Piper over. Leo, Calypso, Grover, Chiron, Rachel and Thalia physically wrangle Apollo into driving them there in his chariot. Magnus and Alex had to blackmail Sam to fucking fly them there. everyone else had to fend for themselves. everyone is screaming

just….imagine that fucking waiting room

Artemis did in fact disguise her way onto the delivery team and Percy’s just like….please don’t shoot my wife with an arrow. it’d be awesome if you refrained from doing that,

a nurse tried to tell Thalia that the delivery room was family only and she screamed and knocked her out before running into the room lmao

Grover’s hyperventilating practically the entire time and because of the empathy link Percy’s like dude YOU are freaking ME out so that’s a whole situation 

between all the chaos in the waiting room and all the yelling in the delivery room this maternity wing has literally never been so stressed out before lmao

Annabeth looses all concept of cool and is yelling at the doctor even as she’s pushing

Percy’s hand ends up fractured 

Fredrick is streaming all this on his facebook live and Annabeth is cursing him out whenever the contractions pass

but overall it was a good, safe delivery! no arrows through the chest!

Poseidon, storming into the waiting room, screaming at the top of his godly lungs: IT’S A BOY

everyone in the waiting room:

I don’t feel like coming up with names right now but the middle name IS Charles and NO I am not accepting any dissenting opinions on that

everyone’s crying while they rotate in and out to see them lol

Apollo’s trying to prophecy about how Amazing the kid will be and Percy’s got riptide out and is like ‘he is LITERALLY 3 hours old’ 

Pry This Baby Out Of Sally Jackson’s Arms, I Dare You

after a while the people that had to get there themselves start appearing and making even more of a scene. Like Clarrise just bursts through the doors holding the biggest teddy bear she could find and says absolutely nothing but scowls at everyone who looks at her while she’s holding the baby. the Stolls are fucking climbing in through the window holding a bunch of a balloons. Hedge is making mildly obnoxious jokes. all that

but anyway once they get settled back home and everything. they are the MOST paranoid first time parents lmao

every single little noise this child makes has them on edge. they tiptoe constantly. whom needs sleep

baby doctor on speed dial. “why’d he stop eating???!!?” “…maybe he’s…full?” “…oh.”

but when they’re not busying worrying they have the Cutest Fucking Baby In The World, good for them

Annabeth suddenly realizes taking leave makes sense. her and Percy are like glued to this kid. so many pictures. so many videos. 

once he gets a little older and they have to, like, have Lives again, Percy constantly brings him to the aquarium with him and it’s. CUTE.

the baby LOVES looking at all the fish and petting dolphins omg

okay I’m tired so this is getting away from me but overall I’d see them having like maybe 3 or 4 kids. 

all super cute. all smart. all get up to whacky antics.

add onto this if anyone wants to lol but….iconicly cute parents percy and annabeth thank you goodnight

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my friend and i were texting last night and we officially decided that camp half blood scraps the orientation video in favor of a new orientation that is just percy jackson doing the pjo version of street smarts by john mulaney

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when u get this u have to answer with 5 things u like about yourself, publicly. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)

damn I got this a while ago, but I'm finally in a good mindset to answer this! here goes

10 years of dance have given me really good calves. When I go up on my tip toes I can see the definition so clearly on my legs and it's always so satisfying for me

I have a really vivid imagination. Sometimes it's unhelpful (sometimes I get lost in a "world" I've created and have to focus on what's really there, and I can think of injuries and stuff that can make me scared of things), but I love being able to not only interact with characters well, but also really see them (in books) and almost feel what they're doing

Playing my instruments (I play the piccolo and flute), and the feeling when I can play a section I couldn't play the last time I practiced, or when I hit a new high note

I'm a really musical dancer, and there is nothing like hitting a position right with the music and it feels like you're the most powerful person in the room

A couple years ago I used to do my nails myself at least once a week, so now I'm really good at doing my nails, and doing my own stage makeup has made me really good at makeup, and I can do a lot, even with limited resources

#positivity #sadie talks #yeah i hit a really bad spot mentally a couple years ago and it lasted for a while #im doing better now tho #its not perfect but we're getting there #i wont get into it #but yeah #and fandom has actually helped me out so much #instead of being alone with my thoughts every night #i could log onto tumblr or ao3 and read crackfics and see my favorite characters #and i could stay up enough that i was too tired to lay awake thinking #which doesnt sound healthy now that i think about it #but i digress

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New Yorkers

PETER: bada bing

STEVE, ACROSS THE STREET: bada boom

BUCKY, OPENS WINDOW: FORGET ABOUT IT

STEPHEN, FROM THE ROOF: I’M WALKIN HERE

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i went through my notifications and can i just drop this real quick