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Hey guys! Just an update but I dooo have HCs and answers planned out! I had knee surgery (mpfl,,, repair :[) recently, so I've mostly been hibernating. Rest assured, I'll have some new posts soon >:)

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Hello casual viewers of my headcanon posts! Guess what time it is? It’s “Ora stops neglecting Dobson in their HC posts” time! This time, I’m going to be giving what I just know the audience wants, and write some romantic headcanons for the silly Joja Man. 

Word count: 1,873

Notes: im going off of headcanons primarily since this dude has like NO real canon substance.

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⋆ ︵︵Romantic Dobson HCs 

You two started off as clear rivals. He was trying to help with the expansion of Joja Corporations within the valley, while you were thwarting his and Morris’s advances with the gradual expansion of the community center. The moment he ran into you he attempted to sell you a Joja Membership along with pitching you a few new products. The moment you shut this man down his attitude entirely goes 180. Unlike Morris who kept a more professional allure to him, Dobson entirely dropped what little care and consideration he had into not being snide or making underhanded remarks toward you. This led to the both of you fighting, which sparked somewhat of a rivalry between the two of you. 

I feel like Dobson’s the kind of guy to entirely brush off how he feels. At first, he’s oblivious, then he realizes, then he dreads it, then he brushes it off and buries his crush for as long as possible. It’s a detriment to his work ethic, it’s getting in the way, it’s preventing him from doing what he needs. It’s preventing him from viewing you in a non-biased manner, and therefore, was bothersome. Nothing in his mind could convince him that falling for you was a good thing, no. It was an obstacle, and he didn’t need to focus on it. After all, the two of you were rivals. You were against what he stood for and you needed to stay out of his way. Nothing good would come from growing soft over you. 

He’d come to terms with the fact that he had “””possibly””” garnered feelings for you when he started actually appreciating the sappier things in life. Rather than turning his nose up at the concept of cheesy romances, he found himself kind of yearning for a similar dynamic. He found himself starting to live life somewhat slower and found himself dwelling on an undeniable loneliness in his heart. Dear Yoba- he was hopeless! What started off as a potential crush had become full pining, and before he could catch himself, he was smiling in your direction more than he’d like to admit.

For a while, he tried to avoid you. 

Then he approached you with caution, then he started talking himself up, and then his usual overzealous attitude had returned, albeit with different motives in mind. He started inviting you out with him, and overtime, would slip more vulnerable aspects of himself into conversation to see how you’d reply. It was an uncharted ground for him, but it felt… nice, oddly enough. He didn’t feel immature or stupid for bringing up more genuine parts of himself. He felt like he could be himself around you. How embarrassing, the one he tried so desperately to thwart was really starting to get to him. 

He doesn’t seem like the type to ask someone out conventionally. He finds the idea terrifying, regardless of how highly he views himself. A part of him realizes that the rejection would utterly crush him for weeks on end, while the other part wants to think it’s because he knows he’s better than to stoop and practically beg someone to be with him. Besides, he hasn’t dated anyone before. Dobson has about as much dating experience as a brick wall. Instead, he takes you out, gets to know you better, figures out as much as he can about you to tailor the absolute perfect way of asking you out.

…Which he overthinks on. To the point he surprises you with a bouquet on one of your outings. As much as he doesn’t want to feed into the confusing traditions of the valley, it seems like the most easy to understand way of telling you how he feels. Instead of saying anything, he merely stares at you with an expression that says “I know you’ll accept but I’m shitting bricks over this.” So basically, his usual smug facial expression laced with indicators that he truly values how you’ll respond. This is accompanied by his foot tapping rhythmically behind him, and his vice grip on the damn bouquet. Poor flowers! 

When you accept, he can’t help but appear noticeably giddy. That professional disposition he puts up melts away as if it were nothing, and he’s practically hopping up and down over the fact that he managed to win you over. 

Do you remember how I said Morris reminded me of a cat coming into a relationship? Dobson’s like a non-socialized kitten in my mind. He doesn’t know how to navigate a relationship, and can come more harsh than loving at times. It takes him a long time to properly warm up, and at times, it seems like he’ll never come around. But he’s trying. 

Dobson strikes me as someone who was forced to be mature a little too early in life. Not to mention the lack of conditioning to any kind of love that wasn’t conditional. As a result, he fears doing anything that could be seen as immature, and also has literally no idea how to be intimate with you. For the first little bit, he seems like he always has. Snobby, pretentious, a little less rude, but he’s slowly warming up. It takes him a while to figure out what his needs are and how he can navigate his relationship. I imagine him as either being a little overbearing at first or extremely distant for a while, then dialing either back and learning how to go at his own pace.  

I imagine he shows his affection as subtle physical gestures, like holding your hand while you’re talking to someone around him, or playing with your hair. He also likes coming behind you and placing a hand against your side. He’s one of those losers who likes showing off that you’re his and how much he cherishes you. Tl;dr, he is very touchy, but doesn’t like doing any overly visible gestures in public. In private, he’s waaayyyy too awkward about it. A part of him worries that your perception of him will change if he acts too strange, while the other feels uncomfortable being so close with someone else. He’s a little spoon. He *can* big spoon, but at heart, he wants to be held. 

As much as he would like to be more of a gift giver, I don’t actually see him as having a massively disposable income. And so, him giving gifts is a bit more of a rarity, but he tries his best to give you something worthwhile. Though, it can be a bit difficult for him to give a gift in a way that isn’t “I just happened to find this. I didn’t know if you’d like it, but- here- it- here!” in regards to anything he noticed you staring at. Bros awkward!! 

While Dobson can cook, he doesn’t care much for doing it. Yes, he can cook meals for himself, yes he was independent for years, no he doesn’t particularly want to cook something for anyone else. And so, rather than offering meals to his S/O, I like imagining he sticks to tidying up the house and asking if he can pick up any chores they forgot to do. He loves doing something, adores being put to a task and exceeding at it, doing housework for you is ABSOLUTELY something he can show off with. 

Dobson’s one of those people who has a more childish side, but genuinely has no idea how to go about expressing it or feeling comfortable with showing it around you. I feel like once he’s able to slowly bring those walls down, however, he’d be one of those people who absolutely adores play fighting or playing mundane, harmless pranks on his S/O. Bonus if he and his S/O end up laughing together and get to rest against one another after. In the first part of his relationship, he prefers sticking to extravagant dates. Sure, they eat a hole in his wallet, but they show he’s capable of planning only the best for his lover. What more could he want? After warming up to them and truly letting bits of himself show, however, he’d start shifting towards more comfortable dates. A home date where they’re both doing work together? Perfect. A museum date? Perfect. Sitting back in a scenic area having a picnic? Sure! Of course, he’d still take you out to the aforementioned fancy places, but they wouldn’t be the only thing to associate with dates with him anymore. Dobson adores movie nights, particularly ones where he and his S/O find the absolute worst garbage on whatever streaming service they’re using and laughing at it. What better way to spend a night than giving commentary on overhyped garbage? Or expending your energy commenting on an abomination that was better off never greenlit? It’s a great way to wean down his more judgmental side while also being able to joke and cut up. Despite his viewpoints on the activities of the townsfolk, I imagine he has a soft spot for the museum. He’s a firm believer in the statement “Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it.” As ironic as that may be. He likes looking back on historical documents, objects, and seeing how far the world and its people have advanced since then. It both reassures him and has him questioning whether or not the path he’s gone down was truly worth it. Plus, he’s a rock nerd. I imagine he’d like dates where he gets to go to museums or exhibitions or things of that nature. If you brought this man a geode after you were dating, he’d stare at its luster for around 10 minutes then saunter off to place it near his bed promptly after. Dobson, at heart, is a jealous, insecure fella. I feel like for the first little bit in a relationship he’d need occasional reassurance that he wasn’t doing anything wrong, or that there was nothing to worry about, or that no, because he couldn’t convince his S/O to join Joja that he’s a total failure and that they’re still on opposing sides. Dobson is a man who lives under the concept of bravado and a facade, eventually, his genuine fears and worries start seeping through, and that vulnerable side of him is shown. Dobson, along with this, is the king of overworking. He’s in a high ranking Joja Position at a young age, he’s definitely worked to the bone juggling both college work and Joja Communications work. He has a bad habit of taking on more than he can handle, pulling all nighters, then waltzing around with only energy from a can of carbonated garbage to keep him going. There have definitely been times he’s worked all day, come home, then collapsed on his couch only to realize he had something planned with his S/O not too long after. Does he still try to make these plans? Of course. Does he fail horribly? Yes. It takes his S/O’s constant concern and dejectedness toward him in said state to make him start realizing, “Maybe… I should consider some changes?” TL;DR He is my silly goofer and I see him as a very complex loser. 

#sdv dobson #sdv #stardew valley #dobson sdv #stardew #sdv headcanons #headcanons #stardew valley thoughts #stardew valley headcanons #ora rambles #ora headcanons #stardew valley dobson #fun fact: this was meant to be released on valentines #fun fact: my perception of time is FUCKED #i love my silly pretentious guy so much though he's just a looooser

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OHHH MY GOD I LOVE WOMENENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

i did what i've been planning to do for a long time - a fem. version of Pierre..

(*n´ω`n*)

#not a pierre simp but I AM A PERRIN SIMP #another vilochkaa banger #WOMENNN WOMEN WOMEN AAAAA #sdv pierre #pierre sdv #genderswap

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"Oh, I've been inactive for a bit due to school. I wonder how my tumblr looks!"

#its funny knowing that no matter how far i run from my meme post it haunts me #i try to forget it and always rember #THIS IS /POS BTW ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME #also yes to answer your statement that employee was hastily silenced via sack #maybe ill actually make connor his own character. who knows #the pr department does not forgive nor forget

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#stardew valley #sdv #sdv dobson #another vilochkaa banger for real #AAAAAAA THE CROSSOVER I DIDN'T KNOW I NEEDED #LOOK AT HIMMM

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>be me >open tumblr >scrolling to ignore the crippling weight of statistics work > dobson_thumbsup.jpg :)

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#sdv dobson #sdv #stardew valley #thumbs up emoji thumbs up emoji thumbs #another vilochkaa banger for real #reblog

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hi homies i know i haven't been active in a hot fucking minute but thats because college has thrown me into the sun. I can't wait to post again!

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Your headcanons are so good.

JUST GOT BY TO GETTING TO THIS BC COLLEGE HAD ME HELD UP,,, THANK YOU SO MUUUUCHHHH!!!! I APPRECIATE YOUR SUPPORT

YOU GUYS MEAN THE WORLD TO ME AND MORE KHSHSHJHFJSFSDF

#and like that my heart melts into mush once more #you guys are SO NIIIICE #ask answered #not sdv related #IVE GOT A NEW HC POST JUST ABOUT DONE AND HAVE A FEW MORE IM PLANNING. I CANT WAIT TO DROP THEM EN MASSE

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I would just like to say that the fact that the Morris AND Pierre fandom either knowingly made the decision to or unintentionally made the decision to tie these motherfuckers terrifies me. I assumed it would be barely a point difference or something, but NO?? NO. THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

Good luck on the tiebreaker, to the tied babygirls. And thank you Morris and Pierre fandom for giving me a new reason to fear you, despite being a part of you.

Stardew babygirl smackdown round 1 battle 5

Morris vs Pierre

I am a bioshock fan, so I should love capitalistic men. Not them however, I will rather read my own writing than write something nice about the two bastards. I hope r/fuckpierre finds this and makes sure he has only 3% of the votes. Morris is more of a blank slate. Despite him wanting to destroy the culture of pelican town

#sdv #sdv morris #reblog #sdv pierre #sdv babygirl vote

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jesus fucking christ.

Stardew babygirl smackdown round 1 battle 5

Morris vs Pierre

I am a bioshock fan, so I should love capitalistic men. Not them however, I will rather read my own writing than write something nice about the two bastards. I hope r/fuckpierre finds this and makes sure he has only 3% of the votes. Morris is more of a blank slate. Despite him wanting to destroy the culture of pelican town

#I am aware I have a few pierre supporters as followers but unfortunately I will have to say Morris is the biggest babygirl #the way its at 50/50 is actually fucking hilarious to me #we love our capitalistic babygirls #id kith morris on the head and he'd fall over like a pathetic little bug #he may be a villain but hes my silly #stardew valley babygirl vote #my sole deciding factor was who would look the best in a tutu/a maid outfit/and a dress. its a subjective point of view but its mine #pierre is not a babygirl but he is girlboss

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LOOKIE HIM!! LOOK AT FLETCHER!!!

Little Mr. Joja model and his new years ad campaign!

Start the new year with Joja!

#sdv #reblog #sdv farmer #stardew valley #stardew valley oc #farmer fletcher #I LOVE THIS GUY. I REALLY DO LOVE THIS GUY #stardew oc #stardew jojamart #joja mart

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You genuinely never fail to make captivating OC questions I swear to god. OK OK. I'll be keeping this family friendly for everyone's sake.

Ulrich and Morris ┊ ┊ ┊. ➶ ˚

Morris genuinely adores every aspect he's learned to appreciate of Ulrich. But if he had to pick one thing, it would absolutely be his personality. The very thing that caused him to butt heads with him and get into constant disagreements became the very thing he admired and adored. The way he can remain so poise and dignified despite getting annoyed, how quiet, yet observant he is, the way he can professionally insult someone without showing even a hint of rage, his passion for computing and for coding, his overwhelming enthusiasm for what he enjoys. He finds it adorable how wide he tends to grin when he's able to indulge in his passions.

He enjoys how sappy he can get, and how no matter where he is Uls seems to cling to him. He enjoys how kind he is with those younger, and how he almost treats his team like a family. It's a quality aspect that isn't often seen in other Joja branches. He enjoys his determination and how head-strong he is, even if it was the very thing that had caused them to become enemies to begin with. The fact that he can so passionately argue for what he feels is correct and what he feels is the course of action even at continued backlash is truly admirable to Morris.

Overall, he holds him in very high respect, even in their romantic life. And the feeling is absolutely mutual.

also in general he finds him very preddy and elegant even when he's choosing to commit mischief that shouldn't be committed by someone of his demeanor,,,

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Y’ALL WHATS ONE THING UR OC’S PARTNER LOVES ABOUT THEM 🎤 can be physical traits, personality, or literally anything else

#sdv morris #morris sdv #ulrich sdv #ulrich moment #i love them so much guys GHFDHJFHDJFHFD #reblog #sdv oc question

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hi

Metaruu’s Headcanon Ask Game

Send in a character or characters and an icon and I’ll give you…

🏳️‍🌈 A sexuality headcanon

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🧸 A headcanon about their childhood

👻 A headcanon about what scares them

🎶 A headcanon about music

👽 A headcanon about a weird quirk of there

💤 A headcanon about their sleep

🦾 A disability headcanon

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💔 An angsty headcanon

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❤️‍🔥 A romantic headcanon

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😺 An animal related headcanon

😬 A headcanon about the worst thing they’ve done

😭 A headcanon about the worst thing that happened to them.

😶 A random headcanon!

#send for ocs or for sdv/whfjdshjfshd goobers you know the drill yesyes #i need headcanon writing motivation PLEASE scott pilgram sucked my sdv writing out with a straw #the fixation is still there i promise #sdv #reblog #headcanons #ALSO HEADCANON REQUESTS ARE STILL OPEN !!

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Congratulations! You've found the fairy's...

🌟❤️~~Character Question Summoning Post~~❤️🌟

If you would like a character-focused question from the fairy, please reblog!

#reblog #ehehehehehehehehehehehe #im always a sucker for character questions #even if ive been a little deader than usual LOL

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oh my FUCKING GGGODDDD KSHSHSHAHAHAHAHAH

LOOKIE THAT MAN!

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#suggestive cw #ive been laughing at this on and off #HE LOOKS SO SILLY #Such a pretty fella I love him kshfdhshfsd #sdv dobson #dobson sdv #another vilochkaa banger #if im not stopped ill doodle my own version of this watch me

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hi

#he does a little twirl #i saw a certain someone drew pierre in a maid outfit and before I knew it my hand was doodling on its own #im sorry #sdv dobson #dobson sdv #maid outfit #stardew valley #stardew #sdv #sdv fanart #stardew fanart

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Ulrich plays the Double Bass! He picked it up as a hobby sometime in his teens and become wildly passionate over it.

My mutual darlings, I am wildly curious: do your OC Farmers play any musical instruments? Do they play a mini-harp, as in canon, or something else? 👀

#sdv oc question #sdv #sdv farmer #sdv ulrich #you... just reminded me of that