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Fizzy Elephant: Guys I think Stampy and Hit the Target are mpreg-ing right now. William Beaver: That was a crazy sentence
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Fizzy Elephant: It's been a tumuituous time. Veeva Dash: WOW, that's a big word. Fizzy Elephant: Yeah, well, don't be too surprised! Veeva Dash: It just felt a little out of character.
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The Lunar Friends (about Stampy): To me he is most precious and my creature
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Veeva Dash: I'm tired of these grieving fathers.
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William Beaver: Lesbian rights? I will say that. You see, uh back in high school when I didn鈥檛 have a huge ego, a lesbian refereed to me as actually pretty funny.
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Gillian Capybara: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing his name to Dizzy Narwhal.
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Dizzy Narwhal: Mirror Stampy and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.
Mirror!Stampy Cat: We what?
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Veeva Dash: This world's Stampy won鈥檛 come out of his room!
Dizzy Narwhal: Just tell them I said something.
Veeva Dash: Like what?
Dizzy Narwhal: Anything factually incorrect.
Veeva Dash, shrugging: If you say so.
Mirror!Stampy Cat, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?
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Hit the Target: Am I right, Fizzy Elephant?
Fizzy Elephant: I鈥檓 almost certain you鈥檙e not, but to be fair, I wasn鈥檛 listening.
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Dizzy Narwhal: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us.
William Beaver: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this:
William Beaver: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."
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Dizzy Narwhal: What if I lied this whole time and I'm actually 18?
Stampy Cat: Dizzy, stop trying to get drugs.
Dizzy Narwhal: Don't suppress my interests.
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Veeva Dash: I鈥檓 going to hell.
Peggy Reindeer: Probably.
Veeva Dash: I'll pick you up?
Peggy Reindeer: *nodding* Carpool.
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Mirror!Stampy Cat: Listen, we鈥檙e done, we鈥檙e over! Okay?
Gillian Capybara: Whatever bitch, you ain鈥檛 never gonna find no one like me.
Mirror!Stampy Cat: Yeah, that's the point shithead!
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William Beaver about Veeva Dash: You're Back! I Didn't Miss You At All!
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William Beaver: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Hit the Target: William, it's four o'clock in the morning.
William Beaver: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?
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Polly Reindeer: I'm genuinely surprised you have gotten arrested, let alone a felony yet.
Fizzy Elephant: Nat 20 Charisma.
Polly Reindeer: That is NOT how that works-
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William Beaver: You fuckers don鈥檛 know about my knife stick. It鈥檚 a knife taped to a stick and it鈥檚 the ultimate weapon.
Veeva Dash: Spear.
William Beaver: BLOCKED.
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