types of kids you see at a Model UN conference pt. 1
1. doing his best. somehow runs out of breath and trips in front of the moderator. ignores the rules and tries to show the entire assembly a google slides presentation on his scuffed iPad screen but fails to account for it dying halfway through
2. doesn’t care. is there for a good time. never researched anything and forms treaties with people who look like they’ll write everything for him. brings his soundboard and won’t shut up ever. forgets which country he’s representing every 40 minutes
3. stunning. knows everything but never speaks because she’s talking shit about other delegates in a shared google doc with badboyhalo
the thought that c!purpled is a minor in canon lore as well is funny to me because you just have this fucking intergalactic bounty hunter who has to make fake ids for himself just so that he can do his fucking job. him walking into a bar for one of his jobs and he just pulls out a ridiculously faked id to get in. or c!quackity hiring him to work at the casino and then later being like, “YOU’RE A TEENAGER?”
oh i need c!wilbur to find redemption. he needs to cut the fake apology bullshit. the little knowing looks to the camera. he’s planning something. and, first of all, i LOVE this character, alright, but i’m not rooting for him. i’m rooting for whatever he has planned next to fall down all around him. i want it to go up in flames before it really even starts. i want his old friends and the ppl he used to care about to truly lay into him that he can’t continue down this road he’s going down, and for once i want him to listen. i want shame. i want c!wilbur soot to realize that this ugly growing rot in his heart isn’t something he should embrace and i want a BREAK DOWN. i want TEARS. i want him to realize for a lot of things in a lot of ways he doesn’t DESERVE forgiveness. and i want him to get it still from a few people. people like tommy and tubbo and niki maybe. and i want him to realize being good or trying to be and caring for people and loving them is so so much better than this grey morality and recklessness and discardment of all his past ideologies and values.
because i know this is a story of betrayal and pain. of war and pain and blood.
but it’s also been the story of healing and revolutions and friendship and god i want c!wilbur to get to heal. and i want the catharsis that comes with that. i’m so tired of villian arcs and revenge. i just hope dsmp writers know watching a character heal and change for the better, even if it makes them “weak”, that can be just as powerful -if not more- as watching a character succumb to madness, burning with his nation.
on one hand it would be much easier to separate roleplay from content creator if they’d actually given their characters different names before getting into it, but on the other hand, if that were the case, you know we’d be writing analysis on mr. assman’s motivations and how dick hard is handling exile