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birthday gal

✨️🪐🎀

#looking prettier than ever i know #first time in my whole life i wasnt plagued by a depressive sadness that takes over my brain and puts me in a black hole of solitude #so im happy for that!

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Why is Tumblr showing me Mads Mikkelsen and Anime Mads Mikkelsen

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charle's voice sounds sooooo different in the radio

#i honestly didnt even recognized it lol #maybe im just sleepy

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WTF is stroll trying to prove here?

#like. bffr #my guy just cause 17 cars to retire #lol

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"im here to race"

STR out

SAR 16

BOT 17

RIC 18

#like. what do they even do #lol

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1.9????? jfc

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the fact that per*z takes so fucking long to pass anyone is always baffling to me

#like. were talking sa*nz here #i know he can put up a fight sometimes but cmon this aint no alonso #and the guy has a fucking rocketship #like. #cmon man #youre embarassing everyone

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just retire the car please 😭

#let my old man go to sleep #so i can go too #its 4am #i wanna sleep #also. #alonso s start was so fucking good. i was sHOOK. let me tell ya lol #and charles is doing soooo well!!!!!! if i cant have lewis anywhere near points then im happy with charlie doing well #also lol 2.1 for vers pitstop and RIGHT AFTER 2.0 for perez #there aint no better pit crew than red bulls #like. nobody can double stack like that and not mess up FR

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My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

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does this man even have fans anymore

#and im not talking about people who think he is hot #im talking about his driving #like. what he is doing on the races etc #lol

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no but like everytime a driver takes too long to get out of the car i worry so freaking much

#and yes regardless of who it is #even the ones i hate #cuz like. #sorry i dont wanna see any deaths

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from Anthology of Armenian Poetry, ed. & tr. by Diana Der Hovanessian and Marzbed Margossian; "Let me be the church"

[Text ID: "Let me be the church / you go to. / My prayer will be / to your own embrace."]

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literal HUNDREDS of artists that make art FOR FUCKING FREE and m*rcedes is out there using AI for their poster, clown behaviour imo

#on twitter alone today ive seen like three different posters #there was a redbull max checo gif fanart #most beautiful thing EVER #so freqking cute #and its like. on twitter. for free. #aint nobody paid this artist to make that #and they probably arent making bank with it #would it be too bad to actually hire artists to make the weekend posters????? #be ffr

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tmi abt gross things

came to work and got a blasting diahrrea or however you spell it idk tmi but this is the worst thing ever im literally shivering and theres still TWO WHOLE FUCKING HOURS TO GO like WTF MAN let me go home please and i still have A FUCKING MEETING like pretty please let me go home and shit in peace im gonna CRY

#like its up there with coming to work on the second day of my period #and theres no scaping it either like #im fucked and my ass hurts #IM SO SORRY LOL

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coworker told me he “hates all mollusks” today. and to each their own obviously but like… theres 100k species of mollusk… you really hate all of them bro? nautiluses and oysters and snails and nudibranches and chitons and thousands of animals youve never even heard of???? what did ammonites even fucking do to you

#and what if they say yes? #what then? #it doenst matter if this or that one looks nice or cute. #just saying. not tryna be annoying #but saying someone shouldnt hate or should like > these < or > those < exceptions is kinda iffy to me #idk maybe im just being weird here #also. not defending the guy here. #but its just about sea creatures #as it could be about anything else. #so idk

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the thing about the TikTok trend where people are sharing who their craziest “hear me out” is, is the fact that it’s always some vaguely attractive white guy with some features that don’t fit the beauty standard, but if we did this trend on here I know for a fact that some of my mutuals would get horny over vague concepts you couldn't have even dreamt up during a nyquil overdose