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i love how monster high is all like “come as you are! you’re beautiful and enough no matter your claws, scales, or freaky flaws!” and ever after high is “we must tear down this fascist institution that has been forced on us for generations encouraging compliance and tradition because choice is a vital right everyone deserves, no matter how bad people say they are, because morality was invented by the cruel system which drives us apart from our friends and curses us to unfair, miserable lives”

#monster high #ever after high #eah #mh

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apple doesn’t let raven on her computer because there’s 13 open tabs of different “am i gay?” quizzes and they all say yes

#lmaoo #eah #ever after high #apple white

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im honestly 🤏 this close to starting arguments in eah tiktok

people do not know what they’re talking about

#frl #eah #ever after high

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Cupid showing old pictures to blondie: this is my ex ghoulf- ex girlfriend abbey

Blondie: shes pretty

Blondie: but um- i dont know if this is a weird question but- do you have a thing for the colour blue?

Cupid: huh? No, why?

Blondie: im just sensing a pattern. Your ex had blue skin and a colour palette of icy blue tones-

Cupid: shes a yeti, blue and icy tones are kind of her thing

Blondie: thats interesting to know. but back to what im saying, you then had a crush on dexter-

Cupid: he doesn’t have blue skin though and neither do you

Blondie: no, but dexter wears primarily royal blue and the main thing you liked about him was his blue eyes. And then you started dating me and i primarily wear blue and you like my blue eyes-

Cupid: oh my fucking gods, i see what you are saying now

Cupid: fuck this would explain why i was attracted to faybelle despite her being a bitch to me. Turns out after all these years i do have a type and its the fucking colour blue.

Blondie: wait you were attracted to faybelle? Geez cupid you have some low standards, should i be offended?

Cupid: IT WAS THE BLUE’S FAULT-

#LMAO #ever after high #eah #ca cupid #blondie lockes

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Oh for crying out loud Disney 🙄

Making Descendants just to spite Mattel wasn’t enough? Y’all are blatantly copying them now???

Have some shame.

#imma go alpha wolf turbo mode on these ppl #😡😡😡 #eah will always be the original #ever after high #eah #eah cupid #ca cupid #c.a. cupid

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ok but imagine if we werent robbed. imagine we had an arc where daring believes hes supposed to be the next prince charming, but when hes down and he needs a hero dexter steps up and proves himself to be more worthy of that position then daring. not based on pure strength or looks but based on his character and who hes proven himself to be. so daring steps down from being the next king, and goes on his own arc to find his own destiny. maybe realizing along the way he wants to be a knight and not a king.

#💡💡 #ever after high #eah #daring charming #dexter charming #we were robbed

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#omfg so true 🙄 #eah #ever after high #milton grimm

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For someone who's destined to be the next Swan Princess, Duchess acts a whole lot like Odile rather than Odette

I mean, I get that Duchess wants to have a happily ever after without basically killing herself or turning into a swan forever, but she acts out in ways that are more similar to Odile than Odette

Of course, she's not an exact copy of Odile but, with her being a black swan, as well as having black hair streaks and the need to seduce boys like Daring for her own personal gain, it's safe to say that she could possibly be considered the next Odile, not Odette

But, if that were the case, then who TF would play Odette in her story? Granted, she might still play the role as she would likely still follow in the footsteps of Odette, but what if she had a rival who was meant to be the next Odile, yet actually acted more like Odette? That would've been an interesting thing to do

Sadly, though, that was never added into the series for some reason because she was really just forgotten by the creators

#this is genius #the swapped personalities wouldve been interesting #they could be rivals #a generally nicer odile and a meaner odette couldve been such a good idea #i would be in for this if they didnt cancel the show #ever after high #eah #duchess swan #swan princess

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I literally love Apple White. Like she’s unknowingly in love with her goth roommate, while “dating” some dude who she basically sees as a friend, then watches her crush start to absolutely hate her, then dies, then gets awoken by a DIFFERENT girl, who she falls in love with.

#frfr #eah #ever after high #apple white #raven queen #darling charming #daring charming #i don’t ship rapple #dappling #But apple had a HUGE crush on Raven

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ashlynn n briar redesign

#ashlynn ella #briar beauty #ever after high #ever after high art #art #eah #love this!!

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Just made like 50 of these so I’m abt to be really annoying with them the next few days 😈

#ever after high #eah #raven queen #briar beauty #daring charming #faybelle thorn #duchess swan #bribelle #sparrow hood

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eah + tumblr posts ?/?

#raven queen #eah #ever after high #im back

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#eah #ever after high #dragon games #re-posting

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monster high is so funny bc the most terrible things can happen and everything turns out okay with a dance party.

oh, racism? kidnapping? school getting destroyed? girl killer? monster hunter? public execution? you die and come back?

🕺monster💃monster🕺high💃monster🕺high💃monster🕺monster💃high🕺

#FR #ghouls rule and freaky fusion were wild man #monster high #monster high meme #monster high movie

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the hierarchy of compliments goes like this:

drunk girls in the bathroom complimenting your outfit

little kids complimenting literally anything about u

little old ladies at the checkout till

librarians on your reading choices

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their eah versions are so underrated

#ever after high #way too wonderland #alice in wonderland #white rabbit #march hare

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I think it's so crazy how there really, actually, FOR REAL was an Ever After High and Monster High crossover special/movie that we just never got I am actually so disappointed whenever I think about it.

I mean, we did get a G2 MH crossover book, but seeing G1 and EAH in full action with a movie and crossover dolls????? DUDE I would have never recovered

#fr😔 #what made them scrap their idea? #it was perfect #everyone wouldve loved it #so disappointed #eah #ever after high #eah apple #apple white #monster high #mh draculaura #draculaura #clawdeen wolf #lagoona blue #monster high 2010 #monster high clawdeen #raven queen #mh