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#soul eater #cute art #art #Thank you op seeing my original OTP is probably what drugs feel like

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WHOMST SHALL BE........

THE CHOSEN ONE ?

#April fool's 2024 #story time #Who will give me the honor to be my 1000th ?

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my only complaint is that the paws appear when you boop someone and not when someone boops you. I want to be scrolling and minding my own business and suddenly get whapped by a cat paw

#april fool's 2024 #YEAH

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MY INTERNET IS TOO UNSTABLE TO BOOP THE PEOPLE I WANNA BOOP !!!!!!!!

#april fool's 2024 #story time #LET ME BOOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)

#Love AND Mischief :3 #april fool's 2024

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Hey. Interact with this if you're of with being booped like 50 times in a row (multiple times)

#story time #april fool's 2024 #It sparks so much joy to boop

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Reblog if you are okay with people giving you lots of boops!

#THEY GIVE YOU A FUCKING PAW BADGE #PLEASE #I NEED THE CAT PAWS

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Cookie clicker ass website

#april fools 2024 #AND I LOVE IT

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so now we need a handjob button right

#april fools #Hey what ?

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My coworker told me "What are you talking about, no one has sworn enemies in elementary school" SPECIFICALLY after I said I'd beat the absolute shit out of this one girl I knew back then, like, sorry you had a boring ass normal childhood while I was out there getting lifelong memories

#story time #I'm not a violent person #But she's the exception #And if I ever see her on the street ? #You'll find me at the local prison.

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Obligatory "I'm not dead" post

#story time #still alive #still going to therapy #been sick for 3 months and my throat is just NOT getting better #questionning life choices #the usual #You'll be glad to know I still haven't gotten into an accident #And if you're not : Don't worry ! It'll happen

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presenting my "danny should get to wear a mask" propaganda

#danny phantom #art #why did you make danny so gender #not a complaint

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Must watch

#I fully believed he was dead and was just standing up because of rigor mortis #Until he resisted going into the sink #Why was that guy going to town on that man's boobs ?

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#takes notes #Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Excuse me was it meow meow you said ?

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I'm an object in motion, I've lost all emotion

My two legs are broken, but look at me dance

#scribblies #shrugs

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People keep being surprised I'm bi and not a lesbian because they've "never heard me talk about a man" but like. Have you heard a man talk recently ? If anything, I'm surprised straight women exist at all

#story time #I work with men #And frankly ? #I'm not impressed #Men are trash #''urr durr a key that can open every lock is a great key but a lock that gets open by any key is a trash lock'' #Shut the fuck up bro you make me want to commit war crimes #Who in their right fucking mind would ever want a man

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I couldn't sleep. I knew this was gonna happen beforehand, so I took the medication I was prescribed, despite hating how it makes me feel. It works wonders for sleep. I woke up once, to turn off the alarm. I woke up a second time. 9am. I am two hours late. Everything is spinning. I want to throw up. I don't have the time to brush my teeth. I need to go. I stumble out of my place and rush out the door. The door swings open with no resistance. I forgot the landlord had to remove the arm above it that made it close. I need to get to the tram. The toast in my mouth falls to the ground, as does the remains of my sanity. It feels like the worst I've ever felt. Hope lost its meaning and every second that passes feels even more excrutiating that the last.

The bus in front of my place will be here in less than a minute. A miracle. I wait for it, the world is still dancing around me. I am the central pylone of the universe, the only thing standing still as everything else spins and tumbles and sings and dances to a tune I am the only one deaf to.

The bus arrives. I walk in, bumping into the doors as I do. I hold my card to the card reader. My eyes are blinded by the red lights that emit from the screen. The card has been denied. I quickly remember today's date. November 2nd. I forgot to buy the monthly pass yesterday. My eyes meet the driver's. As I'm about to tell him I need to buy a ticket, he gestures for me to climb aboard anyway, almost like he'd heard my soul shatter when he looked into my eyes.

The dance stops for a heartbeat, as if the music had sputtered and the world had reacted accordingly. And during this heartbeat, I am whole once again.

#story time #bullshit stories #no bus to take me to work #but I'm almost there