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"The clitoris exists, as for God, I don't know..."

Seen in Ivanjica, Serbia

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Just realized that the term unverified personal gnosis is equivalent to the term headcanon lol

#atheist #atheism #thank god I'm an atheist

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What's with Jordan Peterson's voice? Why does he sound like a Muppet on the verge of a breakdown?

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#trans day of visibility #actuallyautistic #the left handedness graph

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This is my new favourite headline I've seen all year lmaooo

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Every time I'm busy all the theaters are playing those made up artsy movies that insecure people talk about to make fun of "film snobs" that just end up sounding really cool and whenever I'm free it's all shit like a Winnie the Pooh Slasher Movie and a Goonies reboot

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curse be damned my boy can still fag it up

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remember when elomusk asked one of his rocketship employees to give him sex favors in exchange for a horse

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I love when I'm listening to an audiobook and it's very obviously a former book on tape because there's dramatic intro music and occasional sound effects

#bring it back honestly #audiobooks

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So often I see people wildly misinterpreting things on the Internet and freaking out about it and I wonder if they're choosing to be stupid on purpose or if critical thinking and reading comprehension is really this low

#waffle pancake tweet

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Just remember if you suffer from melancholy and must run away to the sea for your health that you should also wear sunscreen

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Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

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when I was around twelve I used to sit at the family computer and send hatemail to a white french dude named Jacques who was a self proclaimed communist on Tumblr. This was back in the day when you didn't need a blog to send anon hate. I had no real beef with him but I just didn't like his tone. used to send him "SHUT UP Jacques" periodically. and he'd answer every single one of my asks like "who is this?? show your face or I'll fucking kill you" and I'd be like "now now, that doesn't make sense, jacques" all haughty and he'd get so fucking mad at me. One time he posted a selfie and I sent him an ask claiming I was a psychologist and that his hair parting suggested that he wasn't a communist at all. and he took it deliriously serious and went off on a 2,000 word rant. I can remember going to stay at my grandparents over that weekend, so I didn't even respond to the rant until I came back. I could've chosen to end it there, but when I returned, I sent him another ask which was like "psychologist here again: if you were a communist your hair parting would be in the middle. evenly distributed. All behavioural signs point to someone who doesn't take their own values seriously." and he went ballistic. really swearing at me. all caps type beat. he never turned the asks off, btw. which always made me wonder if he didn't know how to, or if he didn't want to cause he was convinced he was fighting a war, and this action would ensure he lost it. anyway this went on for weeks until one day I completely forgot about him like he was some kind of childhood imaginary friend I'd conjured up in my loneliness. but yesterday I happened to recall the whole scenario, because my buddy was like "remember when you were twelve and I came over to your house, and you showed me on the computer how you'd been terrorizing this random French guy for days on end. And you were laughing like fucking crazy. and I said it wasn't funny because he probably had problems, and you were like 'oh.' and you looked a bit guilty for a second, but then you went and got a grapefruit from the kitchen and threw it out of the second story window at my kid brother, who was playing in the street, and then you started laughing again?" Well. when she put it like that, needless to say I felt bad. so Jacques if you're out there I'm sorry I was such a little shit. you had totally normal hair, and you only wanted people to share stuff. If it's any consolation I know every day of my life that I'm probably going to hell for the sick things I have done

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