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Nothing more cute than kittens

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The Order of the Shield

A basic idea. There's an order of knights that employs fairies, humans, and giants. One day a common threat (Laconia [Romanist education comes in handy again]) is attacking all of the villages.

So the Commander of the Knights sends a human to protect the Fairy village, a giant to protect the human village, and a fairy to defend the giant village.

Thus helping unite the three people against the rising threat.

If you want to read what I have so far before I write and record my final draft this Friday.

The Order of Shield: An order of knights that employs species, and races of all kinds only with the idea of defense. Descendants from the order that was formed by monsters. 3 Villagers approach the order for help. First is an emissary from the human village of Hett, they mention that there are a lot of bandits that were bold enough to strike into the village proper. Normally the local militia would handle it however the bandits have a magician with them who makes them vanish easily and often times uses tricks to distract the villagers. (Stage magician). 

Next there is an emissary from a village of giants. (Ur) She's the matriarch of the village and her villagers keep disappearing into the night. So she seeks the Order of the Shields assistance. They agree to assist her. 

Finally a diplomat of a fairy village of the Court of Summer. Humans have been capturing fairies and they're too scared to go out. The knights promise to help. 

Next the grand Knight Commander Decuma assigns the knights to the villages. First she calls upon one of the first knights of the order. Azam the Mighty. Decuma explains her orders to him. He agrees and walks away. 

Next the knight that is called in is one of the most accomplished knights of the order, one who is the vassal of a dozen kings. Haf Silverstone a 7 inch tall fairy of the Winter Court. She's given sealed orders and she leaves the room. Finally the last knight to approach is Eclipse, a human knight who served loyally who the Grand Knight Commander Decuma would trust with any mission. Giving Eclipse a mission in a sealed missive guiding them. 

Azam arrived in the village of humans. After explaining the situation to the mayor he helped guard the village that night. When the bandits came Azam shook the Earth by striking the ground with his shepherd's crook. Causing the bandits to fall and the magician to drop their tricks. Next he picked up the humans placing them in trees. That day Azam convinced them to return all of the stolen items. No deaths but the bandits are scared not aware that Azam had never killed anyone in his entire life.

In the village of the giants, Haf eventually speaks with the Matriarch of the giants. She's convinced at first that the knight is actually invisible but eventually notices the very small fairy. The matriarch is extremely reluctant to accept Haf's assistance but agrees when she hears that Haf has a plan. That night a song floats through the town. A Laconia Mage was using an enchanted flute to compel the giants to follow her command. Haf follows carefully, too small to be noticed. When she finds the other giants bound in chains to the mountains. The Mage attempting to capture giants to make into helots for Laconia. Haf used her blade to free the giants first. But the Laconia Mage used the flute but Haf used the opportunity to stab her poisoned sword into the Mage's throat killing her. The giants are free and the giants promise some of their land to Haf. To help protect them from Laconia.

The human sent to the fairy village has a hard time finding it. But eventually they ask the leaves to guide them to the Summer Court. The leaves and the distant Howl of the Black Moon leads Eclipse to the village. Speaking to the Prince of the Fairy village he warns Eclipse that humans were capturing them. Eclipse listens and then plans. That day they wait for the humans. A set of trappers carrying a Lambda symbol and iron cages. Eclipse tricks the humans into a trap. They only agree to let the humans out if they release the fairies, after all the fairies are released and fly away Eclipse let's down a ladder and disappears behind a tree. The trappers attempt to run to the village of the fairies. But they fall into an even deeper trap. One where they cannot escape because Eclipse won't let them out. The prince of the fairies awards Eclipse with a kiss (silver coin) and his hand. A marriage du blanc representing an alliance between the prince and Eclipse. 

It is revealed that it wasn't a mix up. That Decuma, (which means the one who measures the present) knew it had to be this way for the villages to be closer against Laconia. A vile rising empire that seeks to rule over

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The Order of the Shield

A basic idea. There's an order of knights that employs fairies, humans, and giants. One day a common threat (Laconia [Romanist education comes in handy again]) is attacking all of the villages.

So the Commander of the Knights sends a human to protect the Fairy village, a giant to protect the human village, and a fairy to defend the giant village.

Thus helping unite the three people against the rising threat.

If you want to read what I have so far before I write and record my final draft this Friday.

The Order of Shield: An order of knights that employs species, and races of all kinds only with the idea of defense. Descendants from the order that was formed by monsters. 3 Villagers approach the order for help. First is an emissary from the human village of Hett, they mention that there are a lot of bandits that were bold enough to strike into the village proper. Normally the local militia would handle it however the bandits have a magician with them who makes them vanish easily and often times uses tricks to distract the villagers. (Stage magician). 

Next there is an emissary from a village of giants. (Ur) She's the matriarch of the village and her villagers keep disappearing into the night. So she seeks the Order of the Shields assistance. They agree to assist her. 

Finally a diplomat of a fairy village of the Court of Summer. Humans have been capturing fairies and they're too scared to go out. The knights promise to help. 

Next the grand Knight Commander Decuma assigns the knights to the villages. First she calls upon one of the first knights of the order. Azam the Mighty. Decuma explains her orders to him. He agrees and walks away. 

Next the knight that is called in is one of the most accomplished knights of the order, one who is the vassal of a dozen kings. Haf Silverstone a 7 inch tall fairy of the Winter Court. She's given sealed orders and she leaves the room. Finally the last knight to approach is Eclipse, a human knight who served loyally who the Grand Knight Commander Decuma would trust with any mission. Giving Eclipse a mission in a sealed missive guiding them. 

Azam arrived in the village of humans. After explaining the situation to the mayor he helped guard the village that night. When the bandits came Azam shook the Earth by striking the ground with his shepherd's crook. Causing the bandits to fall and the magician to drop their tricks. Next he picked up the humans placing them in trees. That day Azam convinced them to return all of the stolen items. No deaths but the bandits are scared not aware that Azam had never killed anyone in his entire life.

In the village of the giants, Haf eventually speaks with the Matriarch of the giants. She's convinced at first that the knight is actually invisible but eventually notices the very small fairy. The matriarch is extremely reluctant to accept Haf's assistance but agrees when she hears that Haf has a plan. That night a song floats through the town. A Laconia Mage was using an enchanted flute to compel the giants to follow her command. Haf follows carefully, too small to be noticed. When she finds the other giants bound in chains to the mountains. The Mage attempting to capture giants to make into helots for Laconia. Haf used her blade to free the giants first. But the Laconia Mage used the flute but Haf used the opportunity to stab her poisoned sword into the Mage's throat killing her. The giants are free and the giants promise some of their land to Haf. To help protect them from Laconia.

The human sent to the fairy village has a hard time finding it. But eventually they ask the leaves to guide them to the Summer Court. The leaves and the distant Howl of the Black Moon leads Eclipse to the village. Speaking to the Prince of the Fairy village he warns Eclipse that humans were capturing them. Eclipse listens and then plans. That day they wait for the humans. A set of trappers carrying a Lambda symbol and iron cages. Eclipse tricks the humans into a trap. They only agree to let the humans out if they release the fairies, after all the fairies are released and fly away Eclipse let's down a ladder and disappears behind a tree. The trappers attempt to run to the village of the fairies. But they fall into an even deeper trap. One where they cannot escape because Eclipse won't let them out. The prince of the fairies awards Eclipse with a kiss (silver coin) and his hand. A marriage du blanc representing an alliance between the prince and Eclipse. 

It is revealed that it wasn't a mix up. That Decuma, (which means the one who measures the present) knew it had to be this way for the villages to be closer against Laconia. A vile rising empire that seeks to rule over

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Supernatural fanart ended up on a WWII anniversary banner in Russia

A friend of mine posted these pictures of her SPN fanart stolen and used on a banner in her city. Good example why you shouldn’t use random pictures for a purpose this serious. RIP, Sam and Dean, you died for the USSR (apparently)

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Imagining a giant breaking up an argument between their tiny friends by just scooping them all up firmly like this

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So, as I posted days prior I am in sort of a dire situation, so I wished to open up commisions!

As noted below, if my handwriting is off: Added details, characters, etc. May add to the pricing! Possibly not by a lot, so just ask away!

It would help me a lot if an added detailed description of what you wish of me to draw, anything too vague can be difficult to create anything out of, references - if you have any - will be welcome as well!

Rules:

- As mentioned, be descriptive! Perspective, characters expressions, reference points, etc. Will aid me tremendously!

- I will not be doing pieces containing or referencing vore

- feel free to request OCs as well as fanart, and I will do my best to showcase them correctly

- If flat/fully coloured, and you wish for a colour palette, send it! Otherwise I will colour as I usually do 🌸

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Last last note, if you have any questions, do not hesitate to ask me!

Thanks 🍀

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im not missing this

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Quality country trans meme I found on Facebook

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Back on my bs shitposting about gtms so JINKIES AS JINKIES,,,and bagley who insists on being Daphne cus he looks good in heels

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I like this, I think I’ll stay like this for a while

What do you think?

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Fuzzy buns

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So our village hasn’t had water for over 14 days now. Israel usually turns on our water lines every ten days, but have skipped the last scheduled water opening.

As a result, many people’s wells are running out while we’re in the middle of a massive heat wave.

Homes her are built with large water reserves, either in the form of big plastic tubs on top of the house, or underwater wells. These reserves are filled on the days Israel allows us water (although it’s limited and these reserves aren’t always filled all the way) and when they run out…. You’re completely out of water. No toilets, no showers, no drinking water, etc.

To compound the issue, on the hottest days Israeli settlers turn their ACs up creating a massive spike in electricity demand. To compensate, our electricity is shut off.

So we’re in the middle of a heat wave with no water, little electricity, and severely limited movement, facing intimidation campaigns by Israeli soldiers and settlers, and yet we continue to be “in the wrong” for fighting to change this half-life.

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SMASH that mf reblog button if u love she/they nonbinary people!! Youre never gonna be Woman Lite, your gender and indentity are all you own!!! Kiss your local she/they square on the lips

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guys im so fucking upset im gonna cry over a fucking tooth