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any oncologist after 2004 can’t cook… all they know is bathroom , saw they foot, cheat on wife, be gay , work for jigsaw & lie
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this shot is so fucking funny. he looks like a muppet if muppets could think about calling people slurs
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SAW
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I made a Cooking by the Book edit starring Marcille and featuring Senshi
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the pillars holding up society:
people who film bootlegs of stage shows
people who write transcripts/captions for media that was released without them
wikipedia editors
people who translate funny tiktoks
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The Knight of the Flowers, 1894, by Georges Rochegrosse. Detail and photo by Paul Perrin. Edit.
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holy fuuuuck i found a picture of me from the first time i ever tried on a skirt. five years changes you got DAM
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Israel's Genocide of Palestinians in Gaza
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flowers for strahm
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my baby gives me my fix
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theyre gonna go return some video tapes together, probably
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mister strahm i would feed you cream corn from the palm of my hand i think
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