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bawling fr

chester and norris potentially communicating through case files will be the death of me i fear.

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My observations thus far

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im sorry but this is so funny wtf

jesus no

#im not even christian

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Gotta respect a man who names the mc after himself and pairs him up with the hottest man alive

#in love fr #tma #martin blackwood #and his tits

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my gay ass thirsting over alice dyer

#the magnus protocol #alice dyer #holy shit #shes so hot #im imagining her to be this punk ass woman. #dominate me alice. #please #im on my knees

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WOOHOO FOR CHINESE SLANG

When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?

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reblog to meow at the person you reblogged this from

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i have like three playing at once

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

#james swearingen #may the light forever shine #bathtub #the front bottoms #will wood #hand me my shovel im going in

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honestly so done because this happens to me in school when im trying to explain my behaviour to my friends and then shit like this comes up

“You shouldn’t self-ID as ADHD/autistic, you’re turning a very real mental condition into a trend” Ok then stop saying delulu. Stop speculating on which cluster C personality disorder the criminals you hear about on the news have. Stop saying “schizoposting” and “acoustic” and “is it restarted?” Stop using “psycopath” and “sociopath” as catch-all ways of calling someone a bad person. Stop saying “the intrusive thoughts won” when you bleach your hair and then turn your nose up at people who suffer from very real, very scary urges of physical/sexual violence. Stop saying “I’m so OCD” as a way of calling yourself neat. Stop treating BPD/ASPD/Bipolar as inherently abusive. Stop saying “OP I am living in your walls” without tagging for unreality. Stop diagnosing complete strangers you’ve never met on r/AITA with NPD.

You first. If you don’t want our disabilities to be treated like trends then stop belittling and minimising them. I’ll NEVER judge a person for trying find labels for their symptoms when an apathetic, racist, sexist, ableist healthcare system refuses to. But I will absolutely judge a hypocrite. Which a lot of you are

#the venn diagrom of anti-self ID people and people who go around yelling about ‘spotting narcissists’ on reddit is a circle #sorry this has bugged me for a while #ableism

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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

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the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

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Various Jons in Various Dresses! Reblogs are very much appreciated <3

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me nowadays tbh im not even fucking around atp im just finding out

#like wtf #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #screams #i hate it here

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when everything seems to suck in life but then u remember that THE MAGNUS PROTOCOL RETURNS THIS THURSDAY

#tmagp 2 #the magnus protocol #the magnus archives #the brainrot is real #yippee #another reason to live #oh my god when i tell you i have been suffering from statement withdrawal that shit is very real #fuck im crying

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CONTAIN THIS MAN.

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