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"11,078 and counting have died in Palestine. Never stop talking.

Also this is just the surface, do further research to fully understand the situation.

Also this is just the surface, do further research to fully understand the situation."

Art credit: @flyingkikii

Reposted from @frxchix

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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Fact 1: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, when infected – as opposed to natural-born – lycanthropes transform under the full moon, they assume the default alignment of their type during the ensuing mindless rampage.

Fact 2: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, the default alignment of werebears is Lawful Good.

Conclusion: When an infected werebear transforms under the full moon, they go on a mindless Lawful Good rampage.

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Look how bad this colour scheme for this new shiny Pokemon is

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do you ever read a take so bad you can't even be mad about it you're just like... ohhhhhh they must be stupid </3 so sad for them

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you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday

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It's gone now

Y'all why is there a banana peel in a vase filled with water in the faculty lounge. I'm working in an elementary school. Did y'all ever have a science project like this? How do I live like the banana peel?

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Nobody ever saw a banana peel in a vase filled with water in an elementary school faculty lounge. Kids these days. It's because of woke.

Y'all why is there a banana peel in a vase filled with water in the faculty lounge. I'm working in an elementary school. Did y'all ever have a science project like this? How do I live like the banana peel?

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Y'all ever like the taste of a food because of how healthy it is? Like I can taste all the Stuff in there

#ive been making sandwiches with really good bread i love bread #passionately making out with a slice of whole grain avocado bread #its full of things #the things are tasty #sandwich posting

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Y'all why is there a banana peel in a vase filled with water in the faculty lounge. I'm working in an elementary school. Did y'all ever have a science project like this? How do I live like the banana peel?

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mutuals I’m burying your body in the soft cool earth and giving the mound a little pat

#i read it as you burying me alive as a nice way to tuck me into bed #honk shoo mimimimi

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if tumblr still wants to turn this site around they should add breeding

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i just wanted to say as someone who came out as genderqueer in 2011, you are in no way obligated to switch from using "older" other gender terms to newer ones like nonbinary. it's okay if you like the term nonbinary, but it's also okay if you'd rather stick with something else instead, like neutrois, genderqueer, genderless, boygirl, multigender, or whatever else your preferred term may be. use what suits you

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You never see frogs taking turns jumping over each other anymore. Because of woke.

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"what about gay rights in palestine" "what about womens rights in palestine" idk maybe they can work on that once they get Being Alive In Their Homes Rights

#i dont know why they're looking for excuses to be ok with carpet bombing

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after I watched fnaf it was like omg. I can't go to bed freddy fagbear will be in my closet