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scottish honeymoon fics….save me scottish honeymoon fics….

#talkies #there are so many and i simply can’t get enough. yay 558876790 cakes!!!

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I'm normal about this podcast I promise. hey google can you survive eating a cassette tape.

#hey google can you show me cassette-tape or eye-themed jewelry…. #who said that. anyway #tma

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wear robes do magic serve cunt

#🫡 yes boss right away

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#i have atrocious lungs that required extremely unpleasant invasive surgery when I was a kid #and I was told that smoking will exponentially increase the chance I need that surgery again #not coming from a place of judgement here. I just haven’t and I never will

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daily self-affirmations 💕

my podium is clean and not covered in spaghetti

i know that the 87th element on the periodic table is Francium

i am not trapped in the time loop

i know how to fix the ElectroBobbleWobble QZ

i am not trapped in the time loop

i have a sufficient number of boxes to reach the shelf of ducks

the wenis is a dance

i am not trapped in the time loop

the wenis is a dance

i am not trapped in the time loop

#the wenis is a dance #game changer

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ohhhh my god. oh my god. i have such a juicy character concept please does anyone know of any hot queer dnd groups looking for a player. character archetype: bitchy pirate captain on a vengeance quest (swashbuckler rogue/echo knight fighter) please. he's my baby i came up with him years ago for a campaign that fell apart after 2 sessions and i just figured out how to make him Worse. plse

#joking but like haha. unless...? #i can bribe u with character art for the whole party ples #dnd #dungeons and dragons #talkies

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“i enjoy shipping as a way of engaging w the text’s themes and messages by exploring how they inform the characters and their relationships” more like i put the ANAL in LITERARY ANALYSIS

#yeah ok ill rb that

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I'm just interesting what's gonna be the result on Tumblr

#big one on my left forearm and big one under my tits! #the design of the arm tat isn’t super significant but the act of getting my first tattoo there made it meaningful #the sternum tat is based on gustav klimt’s tree of life and it means a lot to me <3 my fav thing

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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latest nickname for my cat (whose name is bean) is beanzo

#talkies

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jon doodles today brought to you by my new game changer marathon. there are a few more but i liked the comp of these two together. :)

#tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #scopophobia #my art #ohhh early researcher jon. u mean so much to me #tries to dress up all professional but he's only got fun socks #<- she is projecting onto her blorbo

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I’ve seen so many versions of the tma finale where Jon is a distorted thing with a bunch of eyes floating above the ground but hear me out:

The moment Jon becomes the pupil of the eye, he looks even more like himself than he’s looked in years.

I dunno I feel like the implications are kinda sick.

#silly brain says hoho he becomes the pupil and suddenly his hair is washed. brushed. he smells like fresh linen his clothes are pressed yay #sad brain says what do you MEAN martin had to see him at his most human-looking in years. and then kill him #i love u eldritch static monsterjon but my god this hits different #tma #i should draw this later. perchance

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“block me if you support xyz fiction/shipping/media/etc!!!” ok 👍 bye

#talkies #i am still a wee bit ticked off about the teenager making an inflammatory post about an asexual character #then getting all high and mighty when people responded in similar tone #but also. ok 👍 bye #quite frankly am not comfortable getting into pissing contests with children on the internet. so i shan’t

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The Birth of Venus by Botticelli figure/bjd

Part of The Table Museum collection by Freeing

Link: |X|

It’s super breathtaking:

#ohhh i want mr moai so bad. what a nice fellow

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The Angel and the Eye

#HELLO??? FUCKING HELLO??? MY WORD. HOLY SHIT #THE SHAPES. THE COLORS. THE TEXTURES??? #op i am in awe. these are so fuckin cool #the composition here. the mirrors ooooh the parallels im losing it #tea as a symbol of divinity. oh im unwell #tma #scopophobia

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#i think about lady gagita so often actually

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i'm abt halfway through season 1 of tma (i think?) and i just wanted to say it's so fucking funny how jon puts his whole archivussy into voice-acting every story, then after 20 minutes of stellar in-character acting he just goes "well that was fucking stupid innit, seek psychiatric help lmfaoo" and ends the episode

#ah. the rite of passage #glad you're having fun op!!! /gen #regardless of further spoilers and context let it be known that he is also just Like That #there is Something Going On but also jon is just a lil drama queen #tma