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y’all are forgetting the true meaning of the ides of march. today is not just about stabbing, it’s about the friendship, unity & coming together to stab in groups

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shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

#It's not just me???

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Just found out my dad left water rings on our dining room table and quickly tried to secretly get rid of it but going on YouTube and it said to use a fucking blowtorch to get them out and he just obeyed the instructions without any question and went and set our table on fire? He put it out and just left the table a burned mess for my mom to find, what the fuck???

#ramblings

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sepulchral 🐚

🐚inhaled too much arsenic from your lovely green wallpaper🐚

melancholia 🍷

🍷consumption🍷

irascible 🍁

🍁executed for your crimes via public hanging🍁

sanguine 🕰️

🕰️cholera (from that one specific well in london)🕰️

saccharine 🔮

🔮poisoned by a relative for your money🔮

halcyon 🫀

🫀murdered and sold to a medical school for dissection🫀

bellicose 🪶

🪶found drowned🪶

arcadian 🗡️

🗡️frightened by a supposed encounter with spring heeled jack🗡️

malfeasance 🪡

🪡smallpox contracted from a corpse🪡

elegiac 🏹

🏹buried prematurely and unable to escape your grave🏹

#this literally made me smile from ear to ear #how'd I get Jack when he's literally my profile icon?

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soles of jeffery west shoes

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…and we lost.

#I’m not a sports fan by any definition of the word #but I like to see the fans get excited and freak out and see the city be a part of something

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Here's the thing, whether Philadelphia wins or loses, they're still gonna burn the city to the ground

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My dad’s been waiting to hear Chris Stapleton sing the national anthem for a month and the minute he started singing my dog started whining

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Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves

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Artist: oejerum

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You and me we’re not the same. You want the Eagles to win the Super Bowl because you have Philly pride. I want the Eagles to win the Super Bowl because I want to see a drunk eat horseshit on live tv again.

#the only year I won’t be watching the Puppy Bowl #philadephia eagles #philadelphia #Philly #football #ramblings

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Paw prints from a cat on a 15th century manuscript 

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Dreamy Nightmares

Nikolaj Abraham Abildgaard (1800)

Johann Heinrich Füssli (1781)

Johann Heinrich Füssli (1802)

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#fearsome critters #fearsome critters of the lumberwoods #cryptids #folklore #monsters #urban legends #polls #jackalope #squonk #fur-bearing trout #hodag #teakettler #sidehill gouger #hoop snake #slide-rock bolter #axehandle hound #axhandle hound #hidebehind

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big fan of the old trend of calling a doctor a “sawbones”. we should bring it back

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