Maizula nation please where r u
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“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.
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It’s crazy to me to like know people who actually got arrested like it was literally in the schools “free speech” zone not to mention IU LITERALLY cancelled an exhibition of a Palestinian artist like 3 months back
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i think a loving thing u can do for yourself before a solo trip is to have a line item in ur budget, as critical and untouchable as Plane Tickets and Lodging, called Stupid. this money cannot be used for anything other than bailing u out of stupid situations
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Just once, I want the hero to go “your wife/sister/mother/whatever would not have wanted this!”, and the villain to go, “actually, we talked about this a lot. She was really into vigilante justice and eye for an eye stuff. She always said, if something like this happens, avenge me.”
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of course they killed my ass with lightning magic
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somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely
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life advice: if ur cishet male friends dont let u call them babygirl theyre not worth it. but also this is dangerous bc then u’ll buy them a coffee at starbucks and they’ll say thank u daddy and u will automatically respond ur welcome babygirl and then the entire starbucks will be staring at u bc it is 2:45pm on a wednesday. this may happen multiple times. do with this what u will
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If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess
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i may not be gods strongest warrior but there is all sorts of bullshit that he makes me deal with and i hndle it not very well usually
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I think more people should have secret pronouns that you can only unlock by being their friend
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When a song’s a banger but the lyrics hit a little too close to home
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a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up
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There’s something so inherently intimate about your partner kissing your forehead randomly as a comfort and as a silent ‘I love you’.
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Felt Bugs and Tutorials // MiniMi
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