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So I've been making marionette puppets of my neighbors (I'm taking a class) and let me tell you my landlord/building manager was SUPER not prepared to see the wooden version of him (he lives on my floor) when he came in to fix my stove

Anon no offense but I think I would call the police if I found out one of my neighbours was making wooden puppets of me without my knowledge

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I think about this tiktok daily

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Walking around the apartment going "butter dog... he's the one with the butter" in my best anime dub boy protagonist voice until my roommate kills me oppa gruesome style

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This machine kills AI

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POINT AND LAUGH

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

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You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these

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#if i look in my rearview mirror and youre like 6 inches from my bumper #my guy i am not changing speed #i am sitting right here going at my set speed and you can fucking deal with it #if its on the highway though then I'll switch lanes because its probably me in the wrong speed lane #unless its like traffic and this asshole is trying to dodge and weave at 90mph between 18wheelers like buddy #my guy #we are all fucking stuck here too stop trying to cut in line #we're all going the same damn way on this one way road and we're all stuck behind the same two slow ass trucks #you dodging did not make u get past us it just made you an obvious asshole experiencing schadenfreude #that motherfucker I'd damn well slow down for and fuck up their day worse if they wouldnt just try to dodge around me again #instead i just dont let them back in the lane when they try to rejoin like fuck u buddy deal with the consequences of your actions

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Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad

Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*

Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him

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randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.

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two sheep. standing still

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there is so much intimacy in creating something together

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having anxiety is like being given permanent unwanted custody of a halter arabian. like okay buddy is it panic time again. cool you probably need more exercise and an apple and then maybe you'll calm down.