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siriex · 2 hours
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i hate when people call marcille a girlfailure btw like SHE ISNT. and shes not a ”girlboss” either. this is a neurotic and Permanently On The Edge of a Breakdown overachiever late 20s virgin just out of her phd program with permanently shaky hands from an addiction to overly sugary coffee and a deep desire to be crushed to death under falins giant jugs no matter the cost. the only thing shes ever ”failed” at is going to theraphy
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siriex · 15 hours
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What never came across in either translation or the drama is that JGY spoke in kindergarten teacher voice (the one people often say the use to pacify angry customers) almost all the time, esp during guanyin temple.
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siriex · 17 hours
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i <3 menial tasks. for srs.
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siriex · 1 day
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if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes
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siriex · 2 days
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so I found out I had skull deformities in the funniest way possible
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siriex · 3 days
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can we make a blood pact but platonically. just as friends. we haven’t been doing much bonding lately :(
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siriex · 3 days
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Folks, it has happened again on another job I applied for.
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siriex · 4 days
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Making a collection of these
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hard stance
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siriex · 6 days
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Stereotypes that people have for themselves, while still sometimes harmful, are always so much funnier than the stereotypes that outsiders have for them.
Like outsiders are like “Asexual people are prudes and will yell at you for having sex!” and actual asexual people are like “All ace people want a dragon.”
Outsiders are like “Californians all surf and say dude a lot.” and actual Californians are like “If There Is Not A Taco Shop Within Five Miles Of Me At All Times I Will Literally Die.”
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siriex · 6 days
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WHY does team rockets pokedex talk like this ???
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