Patricia: kidnapping is so wrong! What kind of insane person kidnaps someone and puts them in hiding??
*Rufus unconscious in the hospital*
Patricia: is anyone gonna kidnap that or should I?
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Jerome: let’s all be needlessly ominous for the rest of the year
Patricia: if you live that long
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Rufus: I have trapped you all here because I crave the deadliest game
Alfie: *nodding* knife monopoly
Rufus: actually I was going to hunt you for sport, but now I’m really interested in whatever knife monopoly is
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this is alfie’s phone
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kt: did you guys hear about joy and jerome’s engagement?
willow: yeah, isn’t it great!
mara: for him. she could do better.
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Could you fucking IMAGINE the absolute chaos trio that would have been Fabian/Mick/Eddie? I was robbed we all were robbed. But also maybe it was for Fabian’s own good he probably would have lost 10 years from his life and also every single hair from his head
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joy: reminder that i am very sweet and endearing, so be nice to me.
alfie, joking: or what?
joy, not joking: i’ll punch your fucking lights out.
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“we’re looking for our friend. tall. blond. bit of a bitch.”
eddie and alfie, about jerome
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amber: do i have a crush on alfie? of course not.
patricia: literally no one asked.
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Eddie: It never would have worked. I mean, unless I tried, or something.
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Amber: Due to enormous personal flaws I refuse to work on, I will be arriving 20 minutes late with iced coffee.
Amber: Please respect that.
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KT/Patricia/Fabian/literally anyone : PLEASE GO TO THE HOSPITAL!
Eddie: oh I’m sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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The link is online, happy viewing everybody🎉
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