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Bakugou: What happened?

Deku: okay, I’ll tell you, but you can’t get mad at me

Bakugou: what. happened.

Deku: okay, so, first, I was minding my own business—

Bakugou, slamming his hands down on the table: BULLSHIT

Deku: I WAS

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JJ: shit I fucked up

Pope, narrating: he said, with a surprised voice, for some reason

#jj maybank #jjpope #obx incorrect quotes #outer banks #pope heywrad

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John B: how do you spell orange?

JJ: the fruit or the color?

Pope:oh myfucking god

#jj maybank #jjpope #obx incorrect quotes #outer banks #john b obx

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JJ: do you have any kinks I should know about?

Pope: my kink is being in a loving relationship with you

JJ: Aww that’s so sweet

JJ, pulling out a list: anyways, I’m into—

#jjpope #mayward #jj maybank #pope heywrad #kiara carera #obx incorrect quotes #outer banks #obx #I have not watched this show since season one I have no idea what is happening

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Pope: it’s called bisexual rights because I’m bisexual and I’m always right

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Kiara: sometimes I worry about you

JJ, dunking an Oreo in vodka: why?

#jiara #jjpope #jj x Kie x pope #kiara carrera #jj maybank #pope hayward #obx incorrect quotes #outer banks

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Bakugou: I can’t move, because stupid fucking Deku fell asleep on me

Mina: wake him up?

Bakugou: *enraged and offended*

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Uraraka: the stars look beautiful tonight

Bakugou: yeah

Todoroki: you know what else looks beautiful?

All three of them: Izuku Midoriya

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Todoroki, giving a speech at Deku’s and Bakugou’s wedding: I used to think there was no man or woman good enough for Midoriya in this world

Bakugou:

Bakugou: ...but?

Todoroki: but nothing. I stand by that

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Pope: I’m VERY laid back. I only care about two things

Pope: one — every person on earth and their opinion of me. And two — the psychological weight of being alive

#jjpope #mayward #jj maybank #pope heyward #outer banks #obxincorrectquotes #obx #the pogues

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Pope: I’m about to do something really dumb

Kiara: Pope, please. JJ has a name

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Oikawa: google, please stop sending me sex ads. I know there are desperate sluts in my area. I have a mirror.

#haikyuu!!

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Kiara: look, Sarah, I know we’ve got this unspoken rivalry—

Sarah: It’s not a rivalry. You’re just always mean to me

Kiara:

Sarah: and it’s not unspoken, you talk about it all the time

#kissarah #kie x sarah #kiara x sarah cameron #sarah cameron #kiara carera #jj maybank #pope obx #jjpope #mayward #obx #outer banks #obxincorrectquotes

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Site: Type password

JJ: password

Site: Your password is incorrect

JJ: incorrect

Site: Try again

JJ: again

Site: you dumb fuck—

#jj maybank #jj obx #johnb routledge #john b obx #kiara carera #kiara obx #jjpope #jiara #obxincorrectquotes #obx #outer banks

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John B: what’s an orgasm

JJ: when you fold paper to look like birds and shit

Sarah: that’s oregano, idiots

Pope and Kie:

#sarah cameron #jj maybank #jj obx #john b obx #john b routledge #kiara carrea #kiara obx #pope heyward #pope obx #outer banks #obxincorrectquotes #obx

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Kie: The stars are beautiful tonight

Pope: They really are

Kie: You know what else is beautiful?

Kie and Pope simultaneously: JJ

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JJ: Can I have a beer?

Pope: What did Kie say?

JJ: No…

Pope: So why are you asking me?

JJ: Because Kie’s not the boss of you.

Pope, internally: it’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a trap