#obxincorrectquotes

[shittyobx]

Pope: why does everyone keeps assuming we’re a couple?

JJ, sitting on Pope’s lap: beats me

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[shittyobx]

Pope: Kiara, remember how we were worried about JJ’s F-U-T-U-R-E?

JJ: guys, you don’t have to worry about my furniture

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[shittyobx]

Pope: I’m VERY laid back. I only care about two things

Pope: one — every person on earth and their opinion of me. And two — the psychological weight of being alive

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[shittyobx]

Site: Type password

JJ: password

Site: Your password is incorrect

JJ: incorrect

Site: Try again

JJ: again

Site: you dumb fuck—

#jj maybank #jj obx #johnb routledge #john b obx #kiara carera #kiara obx #jjpope #jiara #obxincorrectquotes #obx #outer banks

[shittyobx]

Pope: I’m about to do something really dumb

Kiara: Pope, please. JJ has a name

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[shittyobx]

Kiara: look, Sarah, I know we’ve got this unspoken rivalry—

Sarah: It’s not a rivalry. You’re just always mean to me

Kiara:

Sarah: and it’s not unspoken, you talk about it all the time

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[shittyobx]

JJ: You like me? For my personality?

Pope: I know, I was surprised too

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[shittyobx]

Judge: I sentence you to 68 years in prison

JJ: *whispers in his lawyer’s ear*

Lawyer: *sighs* Your honor, my client respectfully requests one more year to be added to his sentence

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[shittyobx]

Kiara: So. You took advice from JJ

Pope: It’s called hitting rock bottom, Kiara

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[shittyobx]

Sarah: We need to get to the hospital fast!

JJ: then I should drive

Sarah: why you?

JJ: I have nothing to live for and I drive like it

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[shittyobx]

Pope: *knocks on door*

JJ: you can’t come in!

Pope: why not?

JJ: because, uh... John B is naked!

Pope: what?

John B: what?!

JJ: well I couldn’t tell him I was naked! He’s allowed to see me naked!

John B: why does ANYONE have to be naked?!

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[shittyobx]

John B: what’s an orgasm

JJ: when you fold paper to look like birds and shit

Sarah: that’s oregano, idiots

Pope and Kie:

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[shittyobx]

JJ: My grades aren’t enough to get me into college?

Pope: Your grades aren’t enough to get you a slurpee

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[shittyobx]

JJ: Can we go get food?

Sarah: What did Kie say?

JJ: She said no

Sarah: Then why are you asking me?

JJ: ‘Cause she’s not the boss of you

Sarah, internally: This is a trap, this is a trap, this is a trap—

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[shittyobx]

JJ: It’s sad when you go to the kitchen and find out you’re the only snack in the house

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[shittyobx]

JJ: Alright, we need to open this door. Sarah, give me your credit card

Sarah: Okay

JJ, pocketing it: Cool. Now, Kie, kick the door down

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