shitpostsfromtheinvisiblelibrary

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Li Ming : So what’s for dinner?

Ao Shun: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!

Li Ming : …

Li Ming : Is it soup?

Ao Shun: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Li Ming : Please, enough with the soup puns!

Ao Shun: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.

Li Ming : STOP!

*one hour later*

Li Ming : It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!

#the invisible library #incorrect quotes #li ming #ao shun

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Kai: Care to give a free sample to a pretty person?

Catherine, manning a bake sale and tired of their shit: Sure! You know one?

Kai:

Kai: Care to give a free sample to an ugly person?

#the invisible library #incorrect quotes #kai strongrock #catherine

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Catherine: Wow, it sure smells like wrong dog in here!

Kai: Oh buddy...

Catherine, already sobbing: ASK.

#the invisible library #incorrect quotes #kai strongrock #catherine

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Silver: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

#the invisible library #incorrect quotes #silver #basically canon

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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

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Irene: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

#the invisible library #incorrect quotes #irene winters

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Irene: Die.

Kai: Please don't die!

Irene: DIE!

Kai: PLEASE DON'T DIE!

Catherine: Why are they yelling at a plant?

Vale: They bought it together and Kai wants Irene to accept it as their kid.

#the invisible library #incorrect quotes #irene winters #kai strongrock #peregrine vale #catherine

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Irene: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.

Catherine: But ya' didn't!

#the invisible library #incorrect quotes #irene winters #catherine

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*coppelia is comforting Irene*

Coppelia: Stop crying because it’s over. Start smiling because Bradamant is someone else’s problem now.

#the invisible library #incorrect quotes #copellia

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Li Ming : We need a plan to beat them.

Kai: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.

Li Ming :

Kai: Judge me all you want, I get results.

#the invisible library #incorrect quotes #kai strongrock #li ming

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Kai: Catherine, gather the others. We need to have another Irene-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.

#the invisible library #incorrect quotes #kai strongrock

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Kai: So... This is my full potential?

Ao Shun: Yes.

Kai: So, then it's...

Ao Shun: All downhill from here.

Kai: Like Bradamant.

Ao Shun: I do not know what this Bradamant is. But it sounds disappointing.

#the invisible library #incorrect quotes #kai strongrock #ao shun

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Li Ming : Seriously, Kai, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to?

Kai: That’s not important

Li Ming : I DISAGREE.

#the invisible library #incorrect quotes #kai strongrock #li ming

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Catherine: Adults are the most insanely stupid people I have the displeasure of interacting with.

Vale, referring to themself and Irene: Even us?

Catherine: Especially you guys.

Irene:

Vale:

Irene: Petition to kick Catherine out so they stop insulting us.

Vale: Seconded.

#the invisible library #incorrect quotes #irene winters #peregrine vale #catherine

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It's better than Irene's 6 minutes due to her choices

Catherine: I only have 6 weeks left to live.

Irene: Oh my god, really?!

Catherine: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.

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Catherine: I only have 6 weeks left to live.

Irene: Oh my god, really?!

Catherine: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.

#the invisible library #incorrect quotes #irene winters #catherine