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True and sincere answer to all of the people who ask, "I have just seen X animal, what does this mean?":

Rejoice, my friend, for this is a most auspicious sign! You have received one of the greatest blessings known to human kind: you live in a world full of creatures! Take comfort and enjoy this divine blessing.

#this is how I felt when I saw like. 10 vultures on a guys house. #that had to be an omen of SOME KIND

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pokemon are typically caught with the trainer's pokemon attacking the wild pokemon until it's worn out enough to be caught, right?

how did they catch the first pokemon?

#bare knuckle brawl

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Did you hear about the bee delay tonight?

yes and i heard that once it was cleared up they had the beekeeper throw out the first pitch

baseball is the fucking best

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I've never given thought to themes, they just happen.

ok writeblr i have a question and it does not matter if you answer re fanfic or original work:

do you nerds know what themes you intend to tackle in longer works before you start, or are the themes a fun little surprise you don't uncover until the nth draft?

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Tumblr flagged this post as sexually explicit and it's literally just a trans dude in high fantasy art.

Make it make sense.

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time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

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reblog if you prioritize women to the point you mock people for liking m/f or m/m ships. im insane

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its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.

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Fire Lord Lu Ten attends the Earth Rumble to find the best earth bender and boos along with everyone else when the fire nation guy comes in. Azula and Zuko look at him like he's crazy but their guards are also booing ("FUCK the Fire Nation!" and thrown snacks all around).

#atla #avatar the last airbender #fire lord lu ten au #lu ten #zuko #azula #he's having a good time at earth bender wrestlemania #his cousins need to lighten up #azula does start getting into it too. people beating each other up is something she CAN get behind #theatre kid zuko is APPALLED #they're in disguise but it's not THAT great #lu ten has on a fake mustache. that's it. that's the disguise. #azula and zuko just let their hair down #and different clothes obviously

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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

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tricky words I always see misspelled in fics: a guide

Viscous/vicious – Viscous is generally used to describe the consistency of blood or other thick liquids. Vicious is used to describe something or someone who is violent. 

Piqued/Peaked/Peeked – To pique someone’s interest is to catch or tease their attention. When something peaks, it reaches its total height or intensity. To peek (at) something is to look briefly, or glance. 

Discrete/Discreet – this is a tough one. Discrete means to be separate, or distinct, i.e., two discrete theories. Conversely, when someone is discreet, they are being secretive or cautious to avoid attention. 

Segue/Segway – one is a transition between things, the other is a thing you can ride at the park and definitely fall off of.

Conscious/Conscience/Conscientious – to be conscious is to be awake, i.e., not unconscious, or to be aware of something. Your conscience is the little voice in your head telling you not to eat the entire pint of ice cream. Finally, to be conscientious is to be good, to do things thoroughly, to be ruled by an inner moral code. 

Hope this helped! Please add more if you think of them!

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...Do I need to say it?

#i'm never leaving this site

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Maybe this is the wrong platform to pose this question given the average tumblr user but

Is it just me or did our generation (those of is who are currently 20-30 ish) just not get the opportunity to be young in the 'standard' sense?

Like, everyone I talk to who's over 40 has all their wild stories about their teens and 20s, being young and dumb, and then I talk to my friends and coworkers and classmates, and we just... dont.

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Ugh I'm starting the Fire Lord Lu Ten AU and while I want to get the while Ba Sing Se incident out first, it looks like the doc titled "kill your family kill your family" is going to get done first lol

#atla #fire lord lu ten au

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I MISS MIIVERSE :( children are super funny

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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real