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Hey squad, here's a pro gamer tip from ya boi [NAME REDACTED]!

If you're doing a thing and you're nervous about it because there's people watching and you're worried you'll do shit, try this:

Loudly announce that you are the MASTER of it. Like really lay it on thick. Tell everyone how the universe has never before beheld someone with such profound skill and aptitude at this. How experts studied for years just to be on par with your inborn talent.

Then, either you do really well and everyone's like "oh shit". Or you do really shit and everyone thinks you're hilarious. Turn the laughing-at-you in your head into laughing-with-you in real life.

(This is the only reason I can successfully do anything at all. Also it's really funny. Trust me. Never gets old.)

#life advice #trust me #this is great #tags are dumb #nobody sees shit anyway but #ummmmm #pro gamer tag

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one thing to know about me is that i am very averse to drama.. I do not like Contentious subjects, you know.

For that reason please refrain from bringing up topics in my vicinity that are likely to get heated!! especially the dipping cocktail sausages in ketchup debate. And the subject of which spaghetti eating technique is most apprpriate for polite company.

These are very difficult subjects to approach and i do not have enough knowledge on such matters to take a particular stance or weigh in. you understand.

This post is dedicated to every endogenic system ever! I fucking love you guys and your vibrant experiences of the world... you're so valid and sysmedicalists are idiots who need to get their heads out from their arses!!

But yes in conclusion I don't want to engage in ambiguous moral debate. if the answer is not intuitively obvious based on a combination of fair logic and compassion then I would rather not form an opinion...!

Thank u for keeping this in mind going forward 🙏🙏🙏

#endogenic #endo safe #i am actively setting fires :)

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be like

>>oh I need toilet

>>walks to bathroom, turns on light

>>notices kitchen light is on

>>"oh better turn that off or I'll forget"

>>returns to bathroom

>>light is on

>>bathroom occupied??

>>knock on door

>>no answer

>> ...

>> ...

>>I'm a fuckin dumbass

this is very neurotypical of me though!!! promise 👍

do Not call me a walking caricature of undiagnosed adult ADHD or I will cry. and be sad

#adhd #adhd moment #i forgor

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look i couldnt think of anything stupid to post rn so heres a pic of me instead

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here and planning to make it everyone elses problem

idk what to tell u man im just a fucking lil guy (gender neutral!!!) here to share my many deep wisdom thoughts and stuff.................

idk man here's a thing

maybe try asking him what i'm doing idfk

#pinned post #the worst #lil guy #tags #tumblr #i'm good at tumblr #look at me go #actually no dont look at me #stop perceiving me at all actually