shatterme-me

[shatterme-me]

Kenji: Fuck!

James: ö

Adam: James don’t listen to him.

James, two days later: FUCK

Adam: [slowly turns to Kenji]

Warner: Kenji, you better run, and run fast.

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[shatterme-me]

Warner: Take this gun.

Kenji: I don’t believe in guns.

Warner: Trust me, they are very real.

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[shatterme-me]

Kenji: Remember how I said Adam were going to have a nice and calm evening out, right?

Warner: Yes.

Kenji: Well, we’re in jail

Warner: [hangs up]

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[shatterme-me]

Adam: Do you think you could take James?

Juliette: Uh? Yeah? He’s not that big.

Adam:

Juliette:

Juliette: You didn’t mean in a fight, did you?

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[shatterme-me]

Warner: I’m a very mature person. I’ll always apologise if i’m wrong.

Adam: I’ve never heard you apologise…

Warner: That’s because I’m never wrong

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[shatterme-me]

Juliette, through text: *sends a voice message*

Warner, texting back: I’m in a meeting, is it urgent?

Juliette: No, don’t worry, just listen to it later.

Warner: *presses play*

The voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

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[shatterme-me]

Warner, seeing the mess in the kitchen: What happened?

Juliette: I can explain-

Warner: Can you?

Juliette, with Kenji laughing in the background: If you give me 30 seconds to think of a lie, then yes.

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[shatterme-me]

Juliette: Warner and I are going out! If we don’t come back, avenge our deaths!

Kenji: Okay!

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Warner: My father didn’t raise a bitch, and if he did, it was Adam.

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Warner: Yesterday I overheard Juliette saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Kenji replying “Trust me.” and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life.

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[shatterme-me]

Warner: Kenji, can I see you in my office after this meeting?

Kenji, taking out his camo print hoodie: You can TRY-

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Warner: So are we fighting or flirting right now?

Juliette: My hand is literally around your throat.

Warner: Okay but that doesn’t answer my question.

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[shatterme-me]

Warner in Ignite me: And if you have any thoughts about my “leadership” feel free jot them down and put them in this suggestion box.

Kenji: That’s just a trash can.

Warner: It sure is.

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[shatterme-me]

Kenji: What’re you gonna do? Stab me?

Warner:

Warner: *Pulls out a knife*

Kenji: Warner nO

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Kenji: You idiots don't know about my knife stick.

Kenji: It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.

Warner: Spear.

Kenji: Blocked.

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[shatterme-me]

Warner: Have I ever told you that you cook well?

Kenji: Aw, No you haven’t!

Warner: So why do you keep cooking?

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[shatterme-me]

[Screaming from inside the house]

Pizza Delivery Guy: Oh, how old's your kid?

Castle: I have twelve children from the ages of 10 to 21 in my house.

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