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Gotta let everyone know that one of my Warrior Cats OCS died from eating a flower

#He chomped that shit down #he was hungy #warrior cats #wc #wc oc #warrior cats oc

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Omg gillion tidestrider from hit show just roll with it jrwi

#Holy shit it’s gillion tidestrider from the hit show just roll with it

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Gotta love when someone is showing you their Warrior Cats OCs then drop the most traumatic shit ever then brush past it like it’s nothing

#it’s me im someone #Warrior Cats changed me for the worst #WC OCs are so fucking crazy #/pos #warrior cats #wc

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Is it bad that when I write stuff about my OCs I usually begin with writing their death?

#Yes it is warrior cats #random talk

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sometimes I just go onto A03 just to read fics of fandoms Im not in and have never honestly heard about

#Its so oddly fun #random talk

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To me Gillion is transmasc but not in the ftm way. Rather in a “Triton don’t really Do Gender but upon coming to the surface he started mimicking men he met and he chose to identify as a man” way y’know what I’m saying

#I agree so much with you #Thank you for putting my thoughts abt Transmac Gil into words #gillion tidestrider #jrwi #just roll with it

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Reasons why I should clean my bedroom:

1. To set up a Slimecicle Shrine

2. To set up a Gillion Tidestrider Shrine

3. To set up a Goobleck shrine

4. To set up a BigB shrine

#there’s an odd one out here can you tell #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #jrwi #slimecicle #bigb #goobleck #jrwi goobleck

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i would turn this into a jrwi rp acc but the thing is he wouldn’t have tumblr

he wouldn’t have instagram

he wouldn’t have twitter

HE WOULDNT EVEN HAVE FACEBOOK

he would use linkedin.

#He would #im crying so canon #sobbing #old man earl #jrwi #jrwi riptide

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Y’know you’ve traumatised your oc when you start adding Mitski to their playlist

#anyone else make spotify playlists for their ocs?? #mitski

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also riptide enjoyers I need you all to know it is CANONICALLY GIL AND NOT GILL. READ THE SUBTITLES ON THE SHANTY THEY SPELL IT GIL I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN I REALIZED

#I JUST CHECKED IT IS #WHATTTT #MY GODDESS HOW DID I JUST FIND THIS OUT #gillion tidestrider #jrwi riptide #jrwi

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Tango, answering his phone at midnight: Hello?

Doc: Hey man, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?

Tango: . . . Sure?

Doc: Little Doccy can't sleep; could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? They love listening to my recordings of your audio, but I'm having technical difficulties and can't get to them.

Tango, nearly in tears from the cuteness: . . . Little Doccy listens to us to fall asleep?

Doc: Yeah, but they really like you specifically. They call you the Dumb-Dumb Mister. Heh, I guess "Dungeon Master" is a little hard for a kid that age.

Tango: Oh, wow. Yeah, if it'll help them sleep, for sure.

Doc: Thanks! Okay, give me a second to put you on speaker.

Tango, on speakerphone: Hi, Doccy, it's Tango!

Little Doccy: Der Tango! Dumb-Dumb Mister!

Tango: Are you ready for a story about the first time your dad got to the Burning Dark?

Little Doccy: *incomprehensible happy squeals*

[30 minutes later]

Tango, in the Hermitcraft group chat: GUYS I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO BE CALLED A DUMB-DUMB

#Im calling the police this is so cute #JAJDJSJJSDHSHSBSBDBDNDNDNSN /pos #sobbing crying throwing up #sobbing on the floor #Hermitcraft #tangotek #docm77 #doccy

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No i totally didn’t make my D&D character’s religion The Watchers from the Life Series.. I would neverrr…. Totally….

#dnd #d&d #life series

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Trying to resist make all my D&D characters Tieflings

#i cant resist #Tieflings are so badass guys I can’t #tiefling #dnd #d&d

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Scott Smajor is a unicorn hybrid

#character not CC #scott smajor

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ok but can we talk about scott smajor i feel like we don't talk about scott smajor enough can we talk about scott smajor can we

#yes #I agree #Alot #please #please can we talk about him #plz #scott smajor

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Ive just realised I’ve been spelling Headcanon & canon wrong this whole time wtf

I’ve been spelling it Headcannon and cannon

#Wtf #im crying my life is a life //j #Im not going back through my posts to correct it tho #im to lazy for that #idk #random talk

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MY MOTHERFUCKING USELESS DEAD BRAINED MAGGOT SHAPED SHIT FILLED VIRTUAL WOLF CHILD JUST GOT LOST AND RAN INTO TJE FUCKING CATTLE RANCH IN THE DAY TIME

#i went to mark territory for two seconds… #My mate needs to go on a list for the most negligent parent #dont ask me about the insults #my pure anger fueled those ^_^ #wolfquest ae #wolfquest anniversary edition #wolfquest