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sexycraisinthanos · 9 hours
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Depending on the age of this spider man, Harley would see another snarky teenager in spandex and assume he’s another Robin and be like “ah shit I gotta kill this one too? :(“
If Batman and Spider-Man switched rogues galleries none of their villains would last more than ten minutes against the new enemy
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sexycraisinthanos · 9 hours
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My friend sent me this and I can’t stop laughing. Exposive president. And the two tower being shot badges. LMFAOOOO
Btw you can only change your name like every six months in splatoon so you have to really commit to joke names
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sexycraisinthanos · 10 hours
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I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.
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sexycraisinthanos · 10 hours
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vache the stampede..
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sexycraisinthanos · 2 days
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my take on shipping aromantic characters is that if you're aro you get to do whatever you want and if you're not you have to write me a three page essay 12 pt font times new roman double spaced explaining in detail why you believe entering a romantic relationship would be an interesting and worthwhile storyline for the character and how you believe their aromanticism would affect the way they experience said relationship
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sexycraisinthanos · 2 days
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Unless she’s gay then you can keep them both
if yr doing a final girl in yr horror movie YOU NEED TO KILL HER BOYFRIEND that's the absolute rule
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I'm high and I drew my two dogs as that one Russian head transplant experiment. :)
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sexycraisinthanos · 2 days
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you know who’d really like those German boy memes? Nightcrawler. He’d think they were hilarious and would frequently troll people over them. Someone would see one the blüntensmoken one and show it to him and he’d be completely stone-faced as he said “ja that’s how we say it. Also the weed cave is a very big problem in many small villages in Bavaria and it’s really insensitive you’d make light of it like that” but internally he’s just like
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sexycraisinthanos · 2 days
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“I don’t understand why people take so long on the character creation. The options are so minimal!”
That’s why we take so long!!!
We’re trying to find which options are just good enough and when they aren’t we have to cycle through again to see if our standards have lowered
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it's never over, she's the tear that hangs inside my soul forever
inspo credits to "Veil" by @/_K0TTERl_
ochako ver
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it's never over, all my blood for the sweetness of her laughter
inspo credits to "Veil" by @/_K0TTERl_
toga ver
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project diva is fun :)
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
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Ramona edit
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sexycraisinthanos · 2 days
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seeing trans people in public is like encountering an angel in the produce aisle. you understand
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