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Hoziers lyrics are an fucking disgusting, I'm gonna throw up

#hozier #this is a joke #dont kill me #currently crying to unreal unearth #how is he real?

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hozier really thinks he can shalala his way out of singing the most devastating lyrics known to humankind

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anyway

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hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?

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Thinking about... Grieving the undead.

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Top Secret! (1984) // Dir. The Zucker Brothes, and Jim Abrahams

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TOP SECRET! "Tutti Frutti" | 1984

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i just ordered a pizza but i think i unwittingly set the jedi purge in motion help

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nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again

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Normalize going into people’s ask boxes and ask them random ass questions.

Tumblr used to be so much fun with all the asks (anonymous or otherwise), and we need to bring those back, especially now that we finally have a half-decent blocking feature in place.

Ask people things! Message them! Don’t let tumblr inbox die! It’s one of the features that made tumblr tumblr.

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*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

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STOP THINKING THERE IS A DEADLINE. THERE IS NO DEADLINE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND TAKE YOUR TIME.

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STOP THINKING THERE IS A DEADLINE. THERE IS NO DEADLINE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND TAKE YOUR TIME.

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???

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Wow. I am now 23. And life feels so different.

#birthday #shut up sam #i guess i have that blink 182 song #but damn #i do not feel 23 #feels fake #and bad