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Who Killed Laura Palmer?

#twin peaks

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#hannibal

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Speaking of pretty boys, where’s Reid?

#prev #criminal minds

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you know that morgan really loved reid because reid was really ugly in the first season and he still called him "pretty boy"

#😭😭😭 #criminal minds

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thank you taylor swift very cool

#really makes you think

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SUCCESSION (2018–2023)

#succession

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non consensually watching dean rake leaves

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Destiel was literally a 12 year war. And I won

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Taste is housed in parts of the mind that precedes pity. Pity has no place at the table.

S02E12 "Tome-wan"

#hannibal

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Sam: hey Cass! I made you a drivers licence to go with your truck. Kind of a tradition between me and Dean that when you first drive by yourself you get one with your real name. Well, I guess two people isn't much of a tradition, but, here! I know it's a bit late but, y'know, there was a lot going on.

Cas: thank you that's very.............[squints at the details] the name is wrong.

Sam: Oh, well, you needed a surname and I thought Winchester would be-

Cas: No, that's fine. But my name is Cas.

Sam: Yeah, I put Cass.

Cas: No, it's Cas. With one S. My name is Castiel. Can you not- do you not know how to spell my name? Sam, if you need to borrow Jack's reading books, you just need to ask him, he'd be happy to help you.

Sam: Wh- dude I know how to spell! But we've been spelling your name as Cass-two-Ss this entire time. That's how you spell Cass!

Cas: We? As in, both of you? And - not Bobby surely? He knew how to spell my name?

Sam: Look, look, look I can prove it. [Pulls out his Blackberry that he's kept since 2009 and scrolls up a text chain with Dean] Look, "CASS said we're all boned." That's like two days after he met you.

Cas: I- this is...ah I understand. You faked this. You're doing a prank on me. Some sort of Gabriel-esque unreality game. I will not be fooled again, as I was when you showed me the video of "house hippos". Well played, Sam, but not well enough.

Sam: I'm not- urgh, [calling out] DEAN

Dean [yelling back from the kitchen] YEAH?

Sam: HOW DO YOU SPELL CASS? ONE S OR TWO?

Dean: HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN HIM, MAN? IT RHYMES WITH ASS. TWO.

Sam: see? And Dean gave you that name so really, he's the authority. You're Cass.

Cas:

Sam:

Cas:

Sam:

Cass, resigned: our partnership has been built on a foundation of misunderstanding and foolishness. But still we must endure. Thank you for the card. Samm.

Samm: You're welcome. Hey. Did you just feel like a, reverberation in the universe? Like something small but significant has changed?

Cass: No.

Samm: Ah, that's a relief.

Deen: HEY EVERYBODY, COME GET SOME LUNCH.

#GREAT post

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#succession

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destiel would have gone canon sooner if cas had just been meaner to dean

#bitchy =/= mean #mickey.txt

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Stackednatural- 258/327

Point of No Return (5x18) April 15th, 2010

#dean winchester #castiel #destiel

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destiel fic cookbook

closeted garlic bread

chitaqua toast

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truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

#house md

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imagine you open up a seemingly joke fic titled down to archiecourt and it’s also over a million words long so you assume it’s a find-and-replace riverdale rewrite of dta. and it opens with archie falling asleep and dreaming through the events of dta except a dystopian riverdale and jug’s his guardian angel etc etc and he finally wakes up but it’s only been a few hours and

(crucial. he tries to hurriedly tell jughead but comically everything he says is just something that’s already true. he’s like “jug it felt so real i dreamt we were — we LIVED together,” and jug’s like. uh huh buddy. and archie’s like NO jug like the town was – riverdale was a DISASTER zone. and jug’s like. yeah? and then archie’s like “and we—” but he doesnt get the words out.)

and so you reach the end of chapter one on that note and go. wait a minute. what’s with the word count then? and that’s how you find out it’s a genuine real million word story in its own right that’s not dta but constructed around dta where jughead then commences to slowly get details from him enough that his published version of down to agincourt in-world becomes his next bestseller and his ticket to an actual career and the rest of the fic actually deals with the fallout over this where archie is his muse who now wants nothing to do with him since they failed to bring riverdale up to its former glory and he cannibalised their friendship for fame because imagine coming across that. how insane would that be. if a supernatural fanfiction of over a million words served to merely be the set-off point cocooned inside a separate million word riverdale fic. this may be the most detached from reality ive felt in a fair while just fyi

#hold on im pinning this

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#succession