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I love nautical and seaside town horror stories. Tell me more about the fog and water that eats people

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It occurred to me today that I posted photos of my plate for Enoch, but I never posted the finished print...

#otgw

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MARY OLIVER

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#me when i got home today with migraine

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anatomically impossible

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Kitchen Nightmares is really just like

Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help

Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food

Owners: we have the best food

*food comes out*

Gordon: this is an alive rat

Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.

*dinner service*

Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat

Waitress: is everything okay?

Customer: no it's an alive rat

*food is sent back*

Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat

*Gordon goes in the freezer*

Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.

*later*

Gordon: your food is bad

Owner: no!!!!!!!!

Gordon: yes

Owner: oh my god our food is bad

*remodel, menu change*

Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much

Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?

Owner: yes of course

*end of episode*

Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*

End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.

#yup

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Are you an advocate for censorship?

is this because i said not to use the r slur

#gross who was starting to use that word again???

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Cal Kestis and BD-1 in LEGO Star Wars - 25 Years | Celebrate the Season

#THERE HE IS!!!!!!! #star wars #but this makes me so happy #now if lego would make a Mantis set my happiness would be complete

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Took me one look at this The Terror poster to know immediately exactly where it's from

To be more specific, this illustration ties to this exact part of the poem:

And through the drifts the snowy clifts

Did send a dismal sheen:

Nor shapes of men nor beasts we ken--

The ice was all between.

The ice was here, the ice was there,

The ice was all around:

It cracked and growled, and roared and howled,

Like noises in a swound!

#the terror

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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.

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more psych as text posts i made😁🍍

#psych #oh my god #these are perfect #the last one KDKDKDKDK

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Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral

#fitzier

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Just a little mouse

#i nearly scrolled past this dkdkdkd #the terror

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what do you meaaaaaaan this is baby sturgeons youre lying to me.... you just Shrunk him

#baby sturgeon 😭😭😭😭 #so sad i never got to see one of these myself

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NEXT TIME, YOU INVITE PAM

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

#star wars #KDDNKDKDNDND #perfect