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Hitch: You narc. 😒

Marlowe: Don't call me a narc.

Hitch: That's what you are. Narc. You lil narcy narc. Narc Wahlberg. Hmm? Hmm? Narc Ruffalo. Hmm?

Marlow: I'm not a narc. Please stop calling me a narc.😑

Hitch: Hmm? Narcy Scorsese?

Marlowe: That one doesn't even make sense.

#aot #hitch #marlowe #hitchlowe #my little goofy sillies 🥹

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7-11 CLERK: lovely day outside, isn't it ME: uhhh ME INTERNALLY: shit. I didn't notice. How do I continue this conversation MY INNER MONOLOGUE: Service workers love it when you tell them the things mortal men were not meant to know, when you speak to them of principalities and powers upon the earth ME: In the sun a wheel, in the wheel another wheel. Do you see? 7-11 CLERK: Yes, I see! ME: For each turn of the outer wheel, one thousandth a turn of the inner wheel. And within the inner wheel a point of perfect darkness 7-11 CLERK: Right, growing, devouring. The death of all light ME: Wanes the light - right - wanes the light and waxes the solar eye. Wanes the day of flesh and blood and waxes the night of crawling beasts. Chewing and swallowing. The name of the night to come is khoshek ha-gibbor 7-11 CLERK: Is that hot dog a quarter pound big bite or a spicy bite. They're priced different ME: Which one is cheaper

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Coughton Court, Warwickshire, England

#aes

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nature/pale/glow blog here su We Heart It.

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YOUR DISPLAY NAME LMAOOOOO

real & true ‼️

#asks #i assume this is abt the world's only marlowe stan LOL #believe it or not there's one other marlowe stan i know of #her twitter user is @nietanya_ #literally the world's biggest sweetheart i adore her

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they’re both perfectly fine, actually

#aot #ymir #historia #yumihisu

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Äs Nödt (Bleach). Sternritter “F” - The Fear

Traditional art (ink, colored pencils, gouache)

#bleach #as nodt

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hi valmendy! i love your art! have you ever thought of drawing marlowe? 🥺

Marlo +annie and jean

#aot #annie #marlowe #jean

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two weeks to go!!! hitch as barbie for the funsies 💜💜💜

alternate version ♡

#aot #hitch #omg she's so stinkin cute

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question 6

hiding under a read more bc this is a hate post LOL

literally, hitchannie shippers ruined the whole thing for me. a bunch of them spent literal MONTHS harassing me for preferring a different hitch ship and honestly, i just have a whole host of issues with them :/ i feel like for the most part they're annie fans who don't care about hitch, and only ship it because they think hitch is hot...i've seen literal HA mains not be able to come up with a single reason annie would like hitch besides her being hot. the few fics i've read always center around sex and give hitch 0 personality beyond being hot & loving annie. and honestly i feel like the subfandom is MAD ungrateful :/ they fight with people who don't have the same hcs (for example i got shit on bc i hc hitch as bi and they were mad and accused me of being a lesbophobe for that lol) and just...never seem grateful for what creators put out. like, when the episode when annie got out of the crystal first aired, there was a HUGE art boom and instead of being excited most HAs were crying about how it was gonna end and they wouldn't get content again soon. i'm talkin 5 minutes after the ep aired they were already hand-wringing. also they're more interested in putting them in boxes they don't fit in rather than talking about what actually makes them an interesting & good ship. like the grumpy x sunshine thing....anyone who genuinely believes hitch is a sunshine girlie is illiterate lmfao and everyone who ships HA for that reason actually ships minannie. i find them mad hypocritical, too. constantly shitting on aruani and calling armin a pedophile for being interested in annie since she was in the crystal and didn't age but turn around and ship her with hitch. nobody has to like a ship obvi but making up moral reasons to oppose it when the ship you DO like has the same pitfall is stupid. and honestly i feel like they're so OBSESSED with shitting on marlowe and mischaracterizing him? like in what world would the guy who's interested in justice & equality be a homophobic right winger...like if you're not interesting enough to come up with a compelling conflict homophobia & making him some creep who can't take no for an answer is easy i guess lol. and there's this obsession with proving that hitch hated him which is insane?? you don't have to ship them or anything i really & truly do not care but the way people are fucking illiterate and say with their whole stupid chests that she hates marlowe or doesn't care about him is nuts.

honestly, i still do like HA and sometimes write for them, but i only enjoy them in the privacy of my home. i will literally NEVER post more HA bc i don't want to feed that shit community any more than i already have

#asks #whew nelly that's negative #tbh i only even scratched the tip of the iceberg with why i hate those shippers #every time i typed one thing i would think of another lmfao #but eventually i had to stop typing right #so if anyone has ever wondered 'hey why doesn't scuttles write ha anymore' or 'why does scuttles hate ha so much' here is your answer #literally they went from top 5 ships to being my actual notp just bc of the shippers and the shit community they've fostered #also HAs keep marlowe + HM out of your mouths challenge #nobody thinks about HM more than HAs do #same with marlowe period lol

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#13 and/or #16 from the choose violence post 🩷

gives u a little kiss

13 - worst blorboficiation

tbh the first to come to mind were hitch & armin...hitch because everyone treats her like stupid bimbo when she's routinely shown to be really clever. and also because people love to say she's the "sunshine" in a "grumpy x sunshine" when she's seriously a massive fucking bitch LOL anyone who makes her a ray of sunshine and a sweetie pie is confusing her for mina carolina imo and a lot of shippers who like a hitch ship bc it's grumpy x sunshine don't even like that ship...they're looking for a mina ship lol. and armin bc everyone makes him an uwu soft boy when he's such a manipulative little asshole LOL that man is Evil...you can tell bc he's a male scorpio....

16 - you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

tbh i don't get the point of mischaracterizing a character beyond something somewhat recognizable...like at a certain point you might as well just make an oc i feel like. also i can't get into enemies to lovers bc my stubborn taurus ass would NOT want to kiss someone who was tryna kill me, like, two seconds ago lmfao

#asks #porgatine #do u regret asking me yet lol

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🔥 choose violence ask game 🔥

the character everyone gets wrong

a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

what was the last straw that made you finally block that annoying person?

worst discord server and why

which ship fans are the most annoying?

what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?

common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

worst part of canon

worst part of fanon

number of fandom-related words you've filtered

the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

worst blorboficiation

that one thing you see in fics all the time

that one thing you see in fanart all the time

you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

there should be more of this type of fic/art

it's absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on...

you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...

part of canon you found tedious or boring

part of canon you think is overhyped

your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

ship you've unwillingly come around to

topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing

#👀

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me and the mutuals if we ever had lunch 2gether

#real & true

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🤨🏳️‍🌈❓

#aot #ymir #historia #reiner #bertholdt #yumihisu #reibert

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world's smallest chihuahua found alive and well resting in a warm corn tortilla

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jenny holzer

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by euphemia.stokefield

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