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LMAO

(rough translation: "yeah man, im not lying man, i fell in love... with who man? with a man- no *laughs* i mean- i fell in love man...")

*he says "wey" a lot which translates to like guy, dude, man, that kinda thing

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organized some of my 23907357 open tabs today. Need a nap

#swear im going to start posting something. anything. soon i swear i swearjsiaswre iswen

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Schlatt in his girlypop era :3

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#scht jschlatt

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How will you raise shareholder value in 2024 ???

#this is so GORGEOUS!!!!FHDISHFJIE #scht jschlatt

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Am I honing my sketching skills on a new tablet just so I can make schlackity art? yes

#scht schlackity

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i would love to see pumpkinduo or maybe just schlatt if you don't ship them?

i love them actually

#starts crying #this is GORGEOUS #scht schlackity

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commissioned by @solsync for @sunnydice!!!

#fuckign LOVEEEEEEE THIS #scht schlackity #YEAHuhfddsjshdjks

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me sending my poor friends 10k word essays analyzing every stream god i'm insufferable

#but im also right even if its not what anyone wants to hear #IM RIGHT

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WINE STREAM WINE STREAM WINE STREAM!!!!!

#new schlatt vid too god what a great day #im drinking along with them its 5am here god bless have a good one

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I'm in such a yuck headspace; I struggle with this time of year so much and I struggle even more admitting it out loud but I'm gonna try really hard to channel it in to writing even tho im struggling there too

#might try to start drawing properly too idk #i just feel this primal need to make art or else i might destroy everything in my vicinity yknow that feeling? yeah #i should really write some schlatt pov #scht textpost #scht delete

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Morning Light through Lodgepole Pine

(c) gif by riverwindphotography, November, 2023

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gonna start 3 new creative (if you squint) projects before finishing the first FIVE. I'm unwell

#scht textpost #i swear #i swear im being sort of productive i SWEAR #starts cryuingb

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do *you* think with your dick?

I think with my packer

#me

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had a vision

#scht tommyinnit #scht wilbursoot

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honestly fucking same here he never leaves my mind hes always there lurking

#dont even GLANCE in my direction #ive been thinking about this since it came out #the way he leans against the counter too #god #scht jschlatt #scht schlackity