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if he was born a millenial he would probably have an emo phase

All those moving fanarts of Alastor discovering asexuality are very sweet and cool, but let’s not kid ourselves you guys, let’s not kid ourselves.

A little bonus:

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🥲

Im being bullied by some rat named Azalea

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sige sige..

ITS APRIL 22nd PEOPLE

ITS HIS BIRTHDAY‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

YIPEPEPEPPEPEPEPEPEPPWPWPSPPWPWPWPPWPWPWPWPPWPEPE

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NO

me and my friend were chatting like one does and he was trying to remember who sang a song

he was like “o yea its sung by britney spsars i think”

but then he was like “WAITWAITWAIT its actually rhianna 😭😭”

and i was like “WHAT.. 😭😭 HOW??”

nd he straight gay up went “id remember better if someone wasnt constantly having hazbin songs whispered into my ear”

nd like.

whoops?

(ITS NOT ALL THE TIME, @gqldfxssh, I SOMETIMES ANNOY YOU WITH PJO AND SIX SONGS—?)

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who is this overgrown worm tryna fight smh

Im being bullied by some rat named Azalea

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ONCELER!!

ITS APRIL 22nd PEOPLE

ITS HIS BIRTHDAY‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

YIPEPEPEPPEPEPEPEPEPPWPWPSPPWPWPWPPWPWPWPWPPWPEPE

#yes i was held at gunpoint posting this #help #the lorax #onceler #happy birthday

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me and my friend were chatting like one does and he was trying to remember who sang a song

he was like “o yea its sung by britney spsars i think”

but then he was like “WAITWAITWAIT its actually rhianna 😭😭”

and i was like “WHAT.. 😭😭 HOW??”

nd he straight gay up went “id remember better if someone wasnt constantly having hazbin songs whispered into my ear”

nd like.

whoops?

(ITS NOT ALL THE TIME, @gqldfxssh, I SOMETIMES ANNOY YOU WITH PJO AND SIX SONGS—?)

#hazbin #hazbin hotel #look #its not my fault the songs are 10s

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@miloenjoyer @gqldfxssh @xaly-na

do you need to use the sleep?

Vaggie: Charlie just asked me if I wanted to go to bed but instead it came out "do you need to use the sleep?"

Vaggie: And then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered “maybe I need to use the sleep."

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so THIS is how al knows about “tea”

Charlie: hey, Al, Rosie is at the door!

Al: oh no

Rosie: DARLINGGGGGGG ITS YOUR YEARLY SLANG EDUCATION DAYYYYYYY

Alastor: HIDE ME QUICK

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with our grades based off the rate youre replying to my reposts

Charlie: They say if you seek revenge, you should dig two graves.

Alastor: That's a stupid fucking quote.

Alastor: I'm going to kill way more than two people.

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the school be burninitchin burninitchin

Charlie: They say if you seek revenge, you should dig two graves.

Alastor: That's a stupid fucking quote.

Alastor: I'm going to kill way more than two people.

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lets start with the entirety of my class

Charlie: They say if you seek revenge, you should dig two graves.

Alastor: That's a stupid fucking quote.

Alastor: I'm going to kill way more than two people.

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a gen z!reader/oc hazbin hotel fic haz-bin (let me have this, fuck you) tormenting my head ever since i got back into hazbin.

i know what i have to do

but im not sure if i have the courage to do jt

#hazbin hotel #au #fanfic #ao3 #gen z #gen z reader

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HAAHAHHAH

HOW DOES IT FEEL FOR YOUR WHOLE EXISTENCE TO BE A PARADOX YOU SLIMY GIT

Alastor: *throws a bottle of whiskey, smashing it on the floor* MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Husker: Hey, that whiskey was older than you asshole!

Charlie: What's going on with Alastor?

Angel: He just found out we're characters in a TV show.

Charlie: Oh yeah, that'd do it.

#mwahahahaha

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I NEED MORE GEN Z OCS/READERS FICS

Charlie : So how did you get into Hell? You seem nice, a little unstable mentally, but other than that your really nice.

GenZ! Reader : When I was 10, I set my parent's (partner/girlfriend/boyfriend) on fire. Then in high school, I killed 10 other people.

Vaggie : Your insane!

GenZ! Reader : Thank you :)

Alastor : I found a apprentice!

#FINALLY #SOMEONE HAS SEEN MY VISION

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hmm 😏

Same person different font change my mind

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are moths just emo butterflies

#im supposed to be asleep #but #sleep is for the weak